On The Block Episode 8 Part 5 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring радуга Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic радуга as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit by Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking вперед to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in постель, кровати together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking вперед to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for Ты maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this пони that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Ты have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*

Lloyd went down into Compton where the пони living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at by the пони living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.

House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if Ты can fail at life. *Aiming винтовка at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots еще workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*

Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.

Back at the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn.

Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to Отменить our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give Ты a private Показать for free.
George: Fine by me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.

2 B Continued

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Warbonnet Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist left the station in the Super Chief. As he drove the train away from Los Angeles, Jake started having секунда thoughts about his job.

Jake: *Sitting on a bench, looking down at the ground*
Stallion 22: *Arrives* We need Ты to get ready for the El Capitan.
Jake: Can I drive the train?
Stallion 22: Ты need to check the baggage.
Jake: Then I quit. *Walks away*
Stallion 22: Have fun looking for another job. You'll never get hired anywhere else.
Jake: We'll see about that.

Jake made a call to the Southern Pacific.

Jake: I heard you're looking for a new engineer.
Southern Pacific Pony: Yes sir,...

Warbonnet Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Saten: *Enjoying Музыка on his record player while sitting in his couch, and drinking a glass of water* This is how Ты enjoy a summer morning. *Hears a doorbell, and walks to his door*
Tareq: *Watches Saten open the door* Hi Saten. I would have called but my line's down. Can I hang out with you?
Saten: Come on inside.
Tareq: *Closes the door* Buddy Holly. Good choice.
Saten: I just bought it a few days ago. How did your run with Jake go yesterday?
Tareq: Not bad. I actually got him to sit down, and shut up.
Saten: Thank god! How did he react?
Tareq: He stayed silent once I told him about...

Warbonnet Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Далее day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did Ты know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask Ты to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are Ты ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*

They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do Ты know why our freight engines are painted...

Warbonnet Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that пони with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, Ты made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...

Rarity

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Любовь and the Like

posted by mariofan14

What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, или is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is или should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...

Awesome пони pics

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Awesome пони pics

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Stop Motion Master Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to Показать Ты what I'm about to do. I'd Показать Ты some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless Ты want two pictures in your video, it's еще complicated...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car Далее to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased by 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting Далее to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get Ты out!...

Gran Turismo Episode 5 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Далее день at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....

On The Block Episode 26 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then Ты get on еще ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, Ты have to land in the same spot that Ты started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up еще ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...

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Wise sayings

posted by mariofan14

I have дана out some wise sayings to Ты people in the past. Hopefully they helped Ты all become еще of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give Ты all some wise sayings to help Ты out some more, as well as myself. Just to let Ты know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people Ты hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture Ты at any дана moment.

Treasure what Ты may be дана from people, be it object или affection. Neither lasts as long as Ты would think it...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Ты interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When Ты сказал(-а) abandoned warehouse, what did Ты mean by that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since Ты two are going to see it, Ты can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. Ты put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...

Awesome пони Pictures

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Saten Twist Adventure, season two episode one: Part 2,

posted by Canada24

Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace by The Black Ангелы was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....

папиллон, покрытый сосочками Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

папиллон, покрытый сосочками went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds Далее to each other.

Andrew: Did Ты ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he сказал(-а) he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear Ты two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I Присоединиться you?
Papillon: The еще the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...