жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn
Starring радуга Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic радуга as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A пони arrived at the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one еще letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There Ты are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if Ты don't ma******te in that video, I'll Показать everypony in here an embarrassing фото of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing фото is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: Ты know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are Ты talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are Ты accusing us of sending Ты that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if Ты want, we could protect Ты from whoever sent Ты that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know Ты guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted Ты guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for Ты in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Ты could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting Далее to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench пальто Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench пальто пони 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench пальто Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench пальто ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench пальто пони 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot by trench пальто pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench пальто Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench пальто Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his Друзья aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Ты weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did Ты get into my car?
Mercury: By Популярное demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing Ты did Показать up out of nowhere.
Далее day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill Ты anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since Ты have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing фото I promised to bring in.
Marisa: Ты never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd Показать it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Starring радуга Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic радуга as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A пони arrived at the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one еще letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There Ты are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if Ты don't ma******te in that video, I'll Показать everypony in here an embarrassing фото of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing фото is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: Ты know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are Ты talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are Ты accusing us of sending Ты that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if Ты want, we could protect Ты from whoever sent Ты that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know Ты guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted Ты guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for Ты in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Ты could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting Далее to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench пальто Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench пальто пони 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench пальто Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench пальто ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench пальто пони 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot by trench пальто pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench пальто Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench пальто Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his Друзья aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Ты weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did Ты get into my car?
Mercury: By Популярное demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing Ты did Показать up out of nowhere.
Далее day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill Ты anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since Ты have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing фото I promised to bring in.
Marisa: Ты never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd Показать it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.