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When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. Ты two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are Ты going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected by leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help Ты with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint: Why don't Ты have the courtesy to speak when Ты are spoken to?
Papillon: How long have Ты had that?
Toussaint: What, the leporosy? Four years. Now what is it that Ты want?
Papillon: Me, and my Друзья came here to buy a boat.
Toussaint: Do Ты have any money?
Papillon: No.
Toussaint: We will accept your weapons as payment. Where are the other two?
Papillon: On the beach.
Toussaint: Take me to them.
Papillon: *Walks to Louis, and Andre*
Toussaint: *Follows Papillon*
Papillon: Louis, give the weapons to Toussaint. He's accepting them as payment for the boat.
Louis & Andre: *Gives rifles to Toussaint*
Toussaint: Thank you. We will let Ты spend the night before Ты take off. It is dangerous to leave here at night.
Papillon: Thanks.

Далее morning

Papillon: *Walking to boat, and stops in front of Toussaint*
Toussaint: I wanted to give Ты something. *Holds a coffee can, and gives it to Papillon* In it is coffee beans, and powder for making coffee. You, use it wisely now. Understand?
Papillon: Loud, and clear.
Toussaint: Good. Ты should go to Trinidad. It's far from France, and nopony from the prison will find you.
Papillon: Alright. Thanks for the advice.

After talking to Toussaint, папиллон, покрытый сосочками got in the лодка with Louis, and Andre. Things went smoothly at first, but a storm arrived.

Andre: *Sees the sail fall on Louis*
Louis: AHH! It hit my leg!!
Papillon: Hold on. *Gets sail back into position*

Hours later.

Andre: *Maintaining a small campfire on the boat*
Papillon: Now Louie, this may hurt. If Ты wanna scream, let it out.
Louis: Okay.
Papillon: *Holds two spoons in the огонь for two seconds, then place it on opposite sides of Louis' leg where the pain is*
Louis: *Puts bandana in his mouth, and screams*

After attempting to fix Louis' broken leg, the three of them made coffee with the beans, and powder that Toussaint gave them.

Далее morning, they reached a tropical island that was part of Trinidad.

Papillon: There it is.
Andre: What a lovely island.
Papillon: *Feels the лодка hit the sand, then gets out to pull the лодка onto shore*
Andre: Louis is sleeping, we should wake him up.

But they didn't have time for that. Seven soldiers were walking towards them with a prisoner.

Captain: Hey, ¿qué estás haciendo aquí?
папиллон, покрытый сосочками & Andre: *Carrying Louis*
Andre: Vivimos aquí.
Captain: Usted está mintiendo.
Andre: No, no lo somos. ¿Por qué crees que estamos mintiendo?
Captain: *Grabs his pistol, and shoots the ground near Papillon's hoof*
Papillon: *Drops Louis*
Andre: *Lets Louis down*
Louis: *Wakes up* i don't believe it. We made it.

Papillon, and Andre started to run away into a jungle, leaving Louis behind. The prisoner that was with the guards also started running.

Soldier 5: *Shoots Andre*
Spanish Prisoner: *Signals папиллон, покрытый сосочками to follow him*
Papillon: *Follows Spanish prisoner*

They ran out of the jungle, and alongside several dead trees.

Papillon: *Gets tired, and stops*
Spanish Prisoner: *Stops, and turns around to face Papillon. He offers him an energy pill*
Papillon: *Takes energy pill, and swallows it*
Spanish Prisoner: *Runs to another part of a the jungle*
Papillon: *Follows prisoner*

As they got back in the jungle, a truck was seen heading towards them.

 The truck loaded with troops
The truck loaded with troops


Papillon: *Hiding behind a куст, буш with the Spanish prisoner*
Soldiers: *Running away from them*
Driver: *Drives truck*
Spanish Prisoner: *Runs the opposite direction of the soldiers*
Papillon: *Follows the Spanish prisoner*
Spanish Prisoner: *Steps into a trap, and gets hit by five spikes*
Papillon: *Walks away from the Spanish prisoner, and continues to run*

He ran into an open field, where a bunch of ponies in a tribe started shooting sleeping darts.

Papillon: *Gets hit by a dart, and begins to feel tired. He takes the dart out of his body, and runs away from the tribe, but he falls off a cliff, and lands in a river*

The current was strong, and папиллон, покрытый сосочками was asleep from the darts. His body was heading out to sea.

2 B Continued
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss finally arrived.

Railroad пони 39: Ты guys are right on time. Nice work.
Hawkeye: Thank you. We need to ask Ты a question.
Railroad пони 39: Sure.
Hawkeye: Do Ты have any diesel fuel we can take back to Cheyenne? We're running low.
Railroad пони 39: Yeah, we're just getting a train set up full of fuel for Ты two. Uncouple your engines, and I'll take Ты to the fuel cars.

Seventy минуты later, they were delivering the fuel to Cheyenne. From their current location, it would take them...
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Sean and радуга Dash entered Twilight's замок in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.

Applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and радуга Dash, I would like Ты two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The following Ссылки below are to pictures of all the bad guys for this fanfic.

Harry: link
Silver: link
Sadren: link
Rio: link
Malcolm: link
Highball: link
Hetford: link

Malcolm was at his house with Rio, and скорый поезд, highball, хайболл when Harry arrived.

Malcolm: Okay. How did it go?
Harry: Fine. We got another successful robbery on one of the tour buses in this city, but they got Quincy.
Rio: What happened?
Harry: We robbed the bank, and the distraction was going well, but the police blocked off our escape route. Quincy left in a stolen car while the rest of us ran through the alley ways.
Highball: Sounds like you...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked by me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no еще than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...
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added by alinah_09
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? Ты do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm еще used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Ты know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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As AppleBloom was desperately trying to get loose.

Trixie unhooked me and put me where Sweetie Belle was, before she was murdered.

And it was clear I was next.

I heard Trixie pick up the bat.

I had no choice but sit there, waiting for the pain to come.

Suddenly Trixie got tackled, making the bat fall out of her hooves and into dark corner.

I turned around to see what happened.

It was easy, as Trixie forgot to handcuff me.

Somehow, AppleBloom has gotten herself loose, and enraged about Sweetie Belle.

When Trixie realized what happened she got angry and bucked AppleBloom hard in the stomach, making her...
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1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes еще and еще villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..



2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...
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posted by bluethunder25
Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...
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The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no еще place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good пони inside...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Ты interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. Ты know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and Переместить right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the месяц this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and звездочка, звездочки entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia пони walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. Ты three wait here. If he runs, Ты can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits Далее to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The Далее day, Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик went to Sam's house in Gordon's двухместная карета, купе Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have Ты ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I Любовь this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told Ты yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and звездочка, звездочки followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to Присоединиться us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best Ты can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast Еда restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones Ты don't like..

Trixie: No.. I Любовь them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If Ты couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the Фильмы fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are Ты f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since Бэтмен is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 минуты ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here Ты complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I Любовь to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about еще things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe Ты have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, Ты know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our Далее episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes яблоко from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why Ты should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all Ты did was Показать up, sit down, and say "that's why Ты should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give Ты twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told Ты my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.