Episode 8: Hawkeye
Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*
Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.
Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?
Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask Ты something?
Me: Sure. What is it?
Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do Ты know one I could use?
Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.
Shining Armor: Hawkeye?
Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored by Jacques Duquesne, aka The Swordsman.
Shining Armor: He sounds pretty interesting. Please tell me more.
Me: Well, Hawkeye was originally a villain working alongside Black Widow, an agent of the Soviet Union. They fought alongside each other until Black Widow ditched him after a mission. Hawkeye decided to “shoot straight”, if Ты get what I mean?
Shining Armor: *Chuckles a bit* Funny.
Me: Anyways, in Avengers #16*, he joined the new Avengers team, led by Captain America. This new team also had Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver.
Shining Armor: So he’s one of the three new Avengers that such a stir in 1965?
Me: *Nods* He’s also started an Avengers team in Los Angeles, called The West Coast Avengers. Starting in The West Coast Avengers #1*, this team consisted of Hawkeye, Mockingbird, War Machine, Tigra, and Wonder Man.
Shining Armor: So he formed a whole group of Avengers...maybe my guards could dress up as the other members *Chuckles*
Me: That actually sounds pretty cool.
Shining Armor: Has Hawkeye done anything awesome lately?
Me: Well, a couple years back he traveled to Япония to rescue Echo, a superheroine and friend of his.In New Avengers #27* became the секунда Ronin, with Echo’s blessing.
Shining Armor: Interesting. So he’s had еще than one secret identity, right?
Me: Yup. Though he did go back to being Hawkeye and got his own series. In Hawkeye #1*, he got a new suit to make him еще modern.
Shining Armor: I’ll admit it, Hawkeye’s new suit looks better.
Me: I agree.
Shining Armor: Nick, now I have an idea for what to do! Thank Ты so much.
Me: Welcome.
Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*
Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.
Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?
Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask Ты something?
Me: Sure. What is it?
Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do Ты know one I could use?
Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.
Shining Armor: Hawkeye?
Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored by Jacques Duquesne, aka The Swordsman.
Shining Armor: He sounds pretty interesting. Please tell me more.
Me: Well, Hawkeye was originally a villain working alongside Black Widow, an agent of the Soviet Union. They fought alongside each other until Black Widow ditched him after a mission. Hawkeye decided to “shoot straight”, if Ты get what I mean?
Shining Armor: *Chuckles a bit* Funny.
Me: Anyways, in Avengers #16*, he joined the new Avengers team, led by Captain America. This new team also had Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver.
Shining Armor: So he’s one of the three new Avengers that such a stir in 1965?
Me: *Nods* He’s also started an Avengers team in Los Angeles, called The West Coast Avengers. Starting in The West Coast Avengers #1*, this team consisted of Hawkeye, Mockingbird, War Machine, Tigra, and Wonder Man.
Shining Armor: So he formed a whole group of Avengers...maybe my guards could dress up as the other members *Chuckles*
Me: That actually sounds pretty cool.
Shining Armor: Has Hawkeye done anything awesome lately?
Me: Well, a couple years back he traveled to Япония to rescue Echo, a superheroine and friend of his.In New Avengers #27* became the секунда Ronin, with Echo’s blessing.
Shining Armor: Interesting. So he’s had еще than one secret identity, right?
Me: Yup. Though he did go back to being Hawkeye and got his own series. In Hawkeye #1*, he got a new suit to make him еще modern.
Shining Armor: I’ll admit it, Hawkeye’s new suit looks better.
Me: I agree.
Shining Armor: Nick, now I have an idea for what to do! Thank Ты so much.
Me: Welcome.
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE сено, сена IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Холодное сердце for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. Ты can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE сено, сена IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Холодное сердце for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. Ты can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who Ты calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who Ты calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a облако of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Друзья don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a облако of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Друзья don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.