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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond Собаки got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair пони fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if Ты don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope.

James: Do Ты see anything?
Martin: Yes sir. There's a pirate ship in front of us. I see three ponies. A blue one, a white one, and an оранжевый one with a brown hat.
James: I'll get Rover.

Meanwhile, in the ship радуга Dash was in with Applejack, Rarity, and Hungry's pirate crew.

Hungry: *Looking at the map, and a compass*
Rarity: How is it going?
Hungry: We seem to be making progress.
Erik: *Arrives* Hungry, there's another pirate ship following us.
Hungry: I wonder who that could be?
Erik: Larry is looking at them now.
Larry: *Looking at the ship behind him with a microscope*
Max: *Stops Далее to Larry* Erik wants to know who's on there.
Larry: Tell him that they're diamond dogs. Steer the ship left, and see what happens.
Max: Right away.
радуга Dash: *Looking at the map with Hungry, and Rarity* I'd say we're twenty nine miles from the island.
Erik: Twenty seven in my mind.
Max: *Arrives*
Erik: What did he say?
Max: There are diamond Собаки on the pirate ship behind us. I'm going to steer left, and see if they follow us.
Erik: Alright.
Max: *Runs to the helm. He steers the ship left*
Spot: They're turning left! Follow them!
Luxor: *Steers the ship to the left*
Larry: They're following us!
Max: *Steers the ship back to the right*
Donut: Let's grab our guns, and shoot at them! *Grabs a pistol, and runs to the back of the ship*

Everypony followed Donut, and they had guns.

Chowder: Those ponies have guns!
Bowler: Let's get ours then!
Mickey: *Grabs a musket*
James: Ты might wanna use a pistol like the rest of us. That thing takes too long to load.
Mickey: I'm using it for the firepower.
радуга Dash: *Shoots at the diamond dogs*
Spot: *Sees the bullet hit the ship* Return fire!! Don't stop shooting until they die!
Fido: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks, but sees her hat get shot off of her head* Nopony shoots my hat! *Returns fire*
James: *Gets shot*
Martin: Man down!
Indiana Bones: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Dodges bullet* Why are they all shooting at me?!!?
радуга Dash: They must really like you.
Rarity: Then why are they shooting at her?
радуга Dash: Ты wanna shut up, and help us?
Rarity: Oh no, I was gonna go downstairs, and look for somepony that wanted to have sex-
радуга Dash: There's no time for that!!
Rarity: Come on!
Applejack: Help us, или go away!
Rarity: Fine! *Grabs a pistol, and shoots at the diamond dogs*
Luxor: *Gets shot by Rarity*
Rarity: I got one! *Gets excited* I got one!
Applejack: Great Rarity, don't get cocky! *Shoots her gun*
Mickey: *Shoots at Hungry*
Hungry: Whoa! *Dodges bullet* That nearly hit me!
радуга Dash: Are Ты okay?
Hungry: Yeah. *Shoots gun*
Indiana Bones: *Dodges Hungry's bullet* Shoot that grey pegasus!
Spot: *Shoots Hungry*
Hungry: No!! *Falls on the ground*
Erik: They shot our leader!! *Shoots Mickey*
Mickey: *Falls on the ground, and accidentally shoots Fido*
Rover: Fido!!
Spot: No!!!
радуга Dash: *Shoots the bottom of the boat*
Rover: We got another hole in our boat!
Indiana Bones: Leave them alone! We'll patch up the hole, and chase them later!
Rover: Very well.
Applejack: They're turning around!
Donut: Good. It's too bad they killed Hungry though.
Rarity: She was a good leader.
радуга Dash: Even if she was stupid.
Larry: A men.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a пляж, пляжный was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a пони could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued Далее to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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Дружба — это чудо
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the work день was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.

Gordon: Ты got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this дата to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand Ты french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing Далее to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*

Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss,...
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 Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a пони he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.
Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a pony he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.
It's a normal day, and Blazin' is out on a walk with Fluttershy and Princess Luna to get Luna to be еще used to the daytime. During the walk, he steps past a drawing that looks nothing like a пони would make...

Fluttershy: Hey, Blue, why'd Ты stop?

Blazin': It's this drawing I came across. *levitates it so she and Luna can also see it*

Luna: That looks cool. Did Ты draw that? This пони looks cute. Does she exist?

Blazin': I'm not sure-What? There's a signature. It reads "By Mark Bruce II". He's my creator!

Luna: This came from the real world!? That's not possible!

Fluttersy: Hm, she looks like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The striking workers were determined to keep the plant closed. They secured a steam-powered river launch and several rowboats to patrol the Monongahela River, which ran alongside the plant. Stallions also divided themselves into units along military lines. Picket lines were thrown up around the plant and the town, and 24-hour shifts established. Ferries and trains were watched. Strangers were challenged to give explanations for their presence in town; if one was not forthcoming, they were escorted outside the city limits.

Telegraph communications with AA ponies in other cities were established...
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Chapter 1- The moon was full and was high above the sky. There was a rustling in the bushes behind Peppy. Peppy was a cat with black мех and a white belly. His eyes are a bright green. Three Кошки appeared from the bushes. One was all white with blue eyes, and her name was Snow . The секунда was gray with black stripes on the back, his name was Midnight. The last one is a cat with blue мех and blue eyes. Her name was Rain. All three approached Peppy in silence. The silence was broken by another cat. His name was Leopard.

Leopard had оранжевый мех with black spots and he had brown eyes. Leopard was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Mr. Black went to see P

Con: This is the пони that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look Ты guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all Ты have to say, we're going to take Ты to Canterlot with us.

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con,...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, Ты could Удалить the episode from the в общем и целом, общая canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing еще than a waste of time and space.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Saten drove a brand new Dodge Dart to the bar, with Brett riding shotgun.

Saten: Here we are. *Gets out, and walks to the bar*
Brett: *Follows Saten*
Tareq: *Sitting with Greg*
Saten: *Enters the bar* Fellas, our new пони is here.
Brett: *Waves* Hello.
Ponies: Hi Brett.
Greg: Take a сиденье, место, сиденья with us buddy.
Saten & Brett: *Sit Далее to Greg*
Bartender: I'll get Ты your usual Saten, but what would Ты like Brett?
Brett: Ты got any soda? I'm not really into alcohol.
Bartender: How about a root beer? It's like regular beer, but better.
Brett: *Chuckles* One root пиво then.
Bartender: I like your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the station at the end of the day.

Mercedes: *Passing Tim, and Julia on her way home* Hi Tim, Julia.
Tim: Hello Mercedes.
Julia: Have a good night.
Mercedes: I will, thanks.
Toby: *Walking towards them*
Tim: Эй, Toby.
Toby: Tim? Julia?
Julia: Yeah?
Toby: The Captain wants to see you.
Tim: What's it about?
Julia: We'll see.

When they saw Captain Jefferson in his office, he seemed unhappy.

Tim: *Closes the door* Everything okay Captain?
Captain Jefferson: It's in the middle today. I'm thinking about that one пони who robbed the bank today. Ты сказал(-а) Ты were going to find him, but...
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