Flash Sentry Rant Part 2! - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be еще swearing than last time (And it'll be еще intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

Ты all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls желтовато-коричневый, палевый over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...

"If he has no flaws, why don't Ты make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? Ты know stupid that sounds?

"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.

"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, Ты need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".

Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to паук Man. паук Man has flaws, and he's a better character!

паук Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.

паук Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated by J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm Популярное and like sports.

паук Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in Любовь with the first girl I see.

Now...I need to get some thoughts out...

FLASH SENTRY, IF Ты CAN READ THIS, Ты HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! Ты HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE хлеб HAS еще VARIETY THAN YOU! Ты DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT Ты TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! Ты ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, Ты MOTHERF***ER!

Ты NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!

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The Cakes

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Tactical Cuteness Incoming!

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Strike Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Martha

When James returned to his home, his family was waiting for him at the ужин table

Martha: James. How was your day?
James: About average. Nothing bad happened.
Martha: That's good. How are Larry, and Jack?
James: They're ok, but I'm a little worried.
Martha: Why? What's happening?
James: They're saying our boss isn't doing so good with getting the Union to leave us alone.
Martha: Which union is it?
James: It's the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers. We just call them the AA.
Martha: Ok. ужин is almost ready.
James: Alright, I'm starving. Kids, come downstairs.
Toby: *Comes downstairs*...

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Life of Stylo: Act III - THE END

posted by JimmytheDragon

“…Trixie?!” Stylo choked. She brushed her mane out of eyes and grinned devilishly back at him.
“But… Ты could… Ты could hardly clear the clouds away…”

Trixie leaned forward, filling his field of vision. “Hah! I was faking, Ты fool! Walk-on-clouds spells are for AMATEURS! I simply put on a helpless act so nobody would suspect me of foul play!”

Stylo closed his eyes. Was this really happening?

“Well… I can’t say I’m not impressed, Stylo. Ты caught me in the act! But now Ты know too much about our plan.”

Stylo cracked his eyes open. “…Our… plan?”

Trixie’s...

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria.(part two)

posted by KendiKens

-We got to stop Trixie,-said Twilight.
-But,how,-asked Rarity.
-I don't know,but we got to find something,-said Twilight.
-I know this is dangerous,but I am in,-said радуга Dash,-I will always will be loyal to my friends,my family,and of course,my rulers.
-So am I,-said яблоко Jack,-I can't leave my Друзья alone out there alone without me.
-Me too,-said Pinkie Pie.
-Can I leave Ты alone?Of course I am coming,-said Rarity.
-Ok,me too,-said Flutter Shy.
-I think,I am going to clean your room,in Canterlot,
in the castle,where I am safe.See you!Run for my life,-said Spike.
-Oh,Spike,-said all the mane...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 19 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jordan

The Далее day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand by the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: Ты got it, but may I ask Ты a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't Ты be able to hear the train come...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 19 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 19

Safety Film's First, Actual Safety Second

January 2, 1953

Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 18 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to their train, while Gordon was planning to sneak in.

Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Gordon: *Climbs into cab*
Coffee Creme: What are Ты doing?
Gordon: Taking over.
Hawkeye: You're supposed to work in the yards.
Gordon: Not anymore *Pushes Hawkeye out of engine* Рождество is my Избранное time of day, but I never get anything special. That will all change. *Drives engine*
Coffee Creme: Hawkeye, run!
Hawkeye: *Runs towards engine* I don't think I'll make it!
Coffee Creme: Ты gotta make it!
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. I will *gets on ladder to freight...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 18 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 18

Sending A Letter, again

January 1, 1953

At Hawkeye's house near the Cheyenne Union Station

Hawkeye: *Writing* Dear Father, I know it's been nearly two weeks since I sent Ты my last letter, but I want to wish Ты a happy new year. Did Ты enjoy christmas?...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 17 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.

Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye:...

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How Gilda украл, палантин Рождество

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony down in Ponyville liked Рождество a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Рождество the whole Рождество season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her сердце was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her сердце или her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies were preparing...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Seven

posted by karinabrony

I walked to Ponyville, the mane 5 behind me and Twilight beside me. Pinkie Pie jumped and said, "Oooh! Шоколад rain!!!" She stuck out her tongue to taste it. радуга Dash rolled her eyes. "So, how are we going to stop him?" Asked радуга Dash. Twilight stopped. "Yes, we don't have the elements of harmony, they are with Sombra now. Perhaps we can think of something in the library." She said. We dodged the Шоколад rain that would hit us. We entered the библиотека to think. "OK, Coffee Creme, do Ты have any ideas?" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса asked me. I nodded and said, "Yes, I have a few. One of them is.....Pinkie...

пони shippings

posted by thetankmoment

Cadence disapproved

пони SHIPPINGS.
They often come from fandom. Sometimes, they are canon shippings. Fandom shippings can get out of hand. For example, in a club, I saw a Fluttermac parring, where Fluttershy was EXPECTING A FOAL. NO. Fluttershy works with animals, not kids. I have also noticed some of Ты not liking the Flashlight shipping, and putting members of the mane six with your OCs. Shipping 2 OCs is FINE, though. I don't approve of the fandom GOING THERE. Some of Ты have been pairing two of the mane six together, which is fine. I saw someone ship CELESTIA AND APPLEBLOOM. Thank CELESTIA AND LUNA that won't happen in the series.

Fluttershy is confused

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Welcome To Equestria Chapter Six

posted by karinabrony

I stood there, the beaming light forming around me. It was one inch away from my body, then, it was tied up around me, and I went into a vivid and bright mess of colors. I gasped at what was happening. I struggled to get hold of something but there wasn't anything to hold. I just floated there. Then, with a loud thud, I landed on the ground hard. "Well, that felt nice." I said. I got up to rub my eyes. As I opened them, the Mane 6, Princess Celestia and Cadence were all standing around me. "Welcome, to Equestria." Twilight said.

I looked at myself. I gasped at what I saw. I was a pony! I had...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Three

posted by karinabrony

I was sitting in my bed, staring into space. I was waiting until 8:15. It was barely 8:00. I turned around to look at the three stones. I got off my постель, кровати and started to get ready. By the time I put on my coat, it was 8:10. I ran to the door and closed it.

As I walked outside, I heard strange noises. I ignored them as I passed by bushes. As I walked a bit faster, I tripped over a дерево stump. Right there by it was a very beautiful red and radiant diamond. I tilted my head. I put my hand to it and at that moment, a grey snake with red shading at the вверх of its head grabbed it. I stood there, wondering...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 16 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Percy got to the yard, and Hawkeye started doing the work Orion was too careless to do.

Percy: Hey, at least Jeff isn't here to make things exactly the way he likes them.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that's true. *Pushing freight cars* Now why would Orion not want to do this? I mean, there's a heater in this engine.
Percy: It only works when Ты go under five miles an hour.
Hawkeye: Oh. They need to fix that.
Pete: *Arrives* What's this? I thought Orion was doing this!
Hawkeye: He left just to stay warm, and Percy wanted me to do his work.
Pete: Well, where the fuck is Orion?

Inside the station...