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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching еще television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still Показ that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Эй, Sean, do Ты know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, или care about recolors.
Sean: Well Ты better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So Ты don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will Показать Ты why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*

Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.

Audience: *Laughing*

The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.

Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give Ты my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a базука, базак at Recolor Snails* I сказал(-а) give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! Ты weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*

The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.

Saten Twist: Why do Ты keep Показ me this shit?
Master Sword: To let Ты know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See Ты Далее time.

The End
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven by Mr. Black's goons were following Con.

Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch пони 13: *driving car*
Dutch пони 5: *Sitting Далее to Dutch пони 13*
Dutch пони 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch пони 35: *Sitting Далее to Dutch пони 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch пони 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch пони 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch пони 46: *Follows Dutch пони 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch пони 5:...
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posted by Canada24
EARLY THE Далее MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see Ты two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! Ты mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So Ты from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on Ты guys.
Sean: I'll meet Ты there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: Ты always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a...
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Source: deviantart
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 Luna's got her eyes on a certain stallion...
Luna's got her eyes on a certain stallion...
I'm doing this favor of Valentine's Day, because I never made a story about whether или not my OC finds love. Let's get this story started!

Morning has just arrived, and the main six hustled to stand around Blazin's постель, кровати as he was sleeping. After hearing he has NEVER heard of Hearts and Hooves Day, they decide to surprise him-in a somewhat unexpected way.

Pinkie: He's gonna jump out of his мех when we holler at the same time!

Fluttershy: Please don't yell too loud-he might hurt himself.

Rainbow: He's never heard of Hearts and Hooves Day, and Ты say we should go easy on him? Not today....Ready?

Pinkie:...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a пляж, пляжный was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a пони could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued Далее to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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Source: EQD, tumblr, joyreactor, deviantart
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
added by Seanthehedgehog
Luna must really like this song
video
my
magic
friendship
my little пони
Дружба — это чудо
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the work день was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.

Gordon: Ты got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this дата to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand Ты french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing Далее to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*

Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss,...
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 Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a пони he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.
Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a pony he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.
It's a normal day, and Blazin' is out on a walk with Fluttershy and Princess Luna to get Luna to be еще used to the daytime. During the walk, he steps past a drawing that looks nothing like a пони would make...

Fluttershy: Hey, Blue, why'd Ты stop?

Blazin': It's this drawing I came across. *levitates it so she and Luna can also see it*

Luna: That looks cool. Did Ты draw that? This пони looks cute. Does she exist?

Blazin': I'm not sure-What? There's a signature. It reads "By Mark Bruce II". He's my creator!

Luna: This came from the real world!? That's not possible!

Fluttersy: Hm, she looks like...
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