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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with радуга Dash, and we were going to Переместить into a very nice house by a кекс factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

радуга Dash: *Putting bags into the хобот, ствол of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
радуга Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
радуга Dash: *Closes trunk* What Ты really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on вверх of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
радуга Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into радуга Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: Ты know what else would be great?
радуга Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
радуга Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for Ты to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

радуга Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

радуга Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass радуга Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
радуга Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, радуга Dash, and that пони in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew радуга Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the вверх of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

радуга Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
радуга Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & радуга Dash: AWESOME!!!
радуга Dash: I Любовь this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
радуга Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
радуга Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to кекс factory* I work over there across the улица, уличный from your house. Ты can come over anytime Ты want, but remember, Ты must not eat Капкейки on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat Капкейки on Sunday?
радуга Dash: Let me tell Ты after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing радуга Dash. It slowly passes by which makes her nervous*
радуга Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* Ты alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so Ты can tell me why I shouldn't eat Капкейки on Sunday.

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posted by Canada24
Our story begins near the end of Ask JappleAck. Were Prime Twilight and prime AppleJack finally helped her find a portal back to HER world.

Jappleack kindly thanked her prime self, for the amounts of kindless, apparently unknown in her world, before traveling into HER ponyville.

*LATER!*

SwagDash woke up in a hospital bed, greeted by Twilight Sparkle, Flutters Shydale, Pinkie Pie, Spike Dragonowitiz and Rarity.

"Rainbow Dash! Ты were absolutely wonderbar out there!" Twilight cried happily.

"You were positively fabulous darling, and I'm not just being generous" Rarity cried happily.

"Hey, hey.. You...
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posted by mariofan14
After what Shining Armour thought he saw the night before, he and his wife, Princess Cadance, sought out to find help on how to get rid of what was haunting them, yet they don't know that it was the succubus. First, the couple went to the C.E.P.D., the Crystal Empire Police Department. The two explained what happened last night, but the chief said, "I think Ты two may be imagining things. There's no such thing as monsters of the Сверхъестественное world. It's all a bunch of gibberish." But it wasn't gibberish. The two found a professor of the supernatural, and when he was told about what happened...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Necro пони :P
Necro Pony :P
Normal In Ponyville...
Twilight - Dan sorry but Ты must get out from libary
Dan - yea yea I going sleep on улица, уличный see Ты soon
Dan get out from Libary and Переместить to park
Dan - ahh green everywhere...
Vinyl - Hi Dan... why Ты lie on grass
Dan - 4 worlds : I, Dont, Have, Home...
Vinyl - Эй, why Ты dont tell me Ты can sleep in my and Octavia hose
Octavia - ... ok ....
Dan -Thanks...
Dan, Octavia and Vinyl come to hose
Vinyl - we have only 2 beds well... Ты going sleep with me
Dan - ...cool...
PinkiPie - HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP
Dan - WHAT THE!!!
Everyone come down and see Pinkie and somethink like monster
Dan - What...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: Эй, u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: радуга dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes радуга a filly)

filly dash: Эй, u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks радуга back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................