Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The месяц award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If Ты were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for our crossover parody.
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody will be Unfriended Daredevil.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're combining a good Показать with a bad movie. Enjoy.
Unfriended Daredevil
Starring Tom Foolery as Matt Murdock
Master Sword as Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
Snow Wonder as Karen Page
Saten Twist as Wilson Fisk
Heartsong as Laura Barns
Annie as Blaire Lily
Mortomis as Mitch Roussel
And everyone else as theirselves.
Narrator: In Manehattan, there's an area called Hell's Kitchen.
Matt: *Interrupts the narrator* And there's a blind stallion that becomes a superhero, blah blah blah, no one cares about me until it becomes night time!
Audience: *Laughing*
Franklin: Hey, I care about you.
Matt: I know Ты do, and so does Karen. Only because we saved her from being killed in the pilot episode of our show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Franklin: Now what do we do?
Matt: We go bother Wilson Fisk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, near Union Allied Headquarters.
Wilson: *Buying a hotdog* Come on. How long does it take to get a hotdog around here? I could run off to rape a mare, and come back to see that it's still not finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hot Dog Pony: Relax sir.
Wilson: *Punches the hot dog pony* That makes it worse!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: Hello Wilson.
Matt: Yes, hello.
Wilson: What do Ты two want?
Matt: Answers, to Вопрос that we can't remember, and I think we left it in my trailer, that also has my script, so I don't remember what I'm supposed to say.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: Ты better let me do all of the talking.
Mitch: *Running with a laptop* Run away!!
Wilson: What the hell was that all about?
Mitch: *Comes back to Matt* Oh no, you're not online!!
Matt: Really? I didn't know being active was bad nowadays.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: Laura Barns is back from the dead.
Unfriended Walking Dead Daredevils.
Starring...
Frank: Wait, we already did the opening credits.
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: What's this you're going on about some mare being back from the dead?
Mitch: It's Laura Barns man. Laura Barns!
Matt: So?
Mitch: So, she'll kill you!
Frank: Uh, no she won't. She doesn't even know who we are.
Laura: Mitch, who are those guys talking in the background?!
Frank: Goddamnit!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Let me solve the problem.
Blaire: Wait! Mitch! Who's that guy?
Matt: *Closes the window*
Mitch: *Trembling in fear*
Matt: Problem solved.
Frank: *Looks at the computer's background* Uh, what's with this Thomas The Tank Engine picture on here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: It's for my two год old daughter!
Thomas The Daredevil
Starring...
Frank & Wilson: We already did the intro!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Well, considering the fact that I'm blind, I'm going to throw this laptop away. *Throws it at a taxi, but Gordon shows up out of nowhere*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: I'm Gordon the express engine!
Mitch: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: This is getting too random. *Climbs into Gordon's cab* Okay Болталка talking train that I can't see because I'm blind, take me home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: Uh, I'm not even on the train tracks.
Matt: Now Ты tell me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: But wait a minute. What about my friend Blaire?
Wilson: Who cares? She's probably dead.
Blaire: *In her apartment* What do Ты want from me?!?
Laura: Ты thought I was gone for good!
Blaire: I didn't want Ты to be gone for good!
Laura: Well guess what?
Blaire: Don't kill me!
Laura: Do Ты wanna be a lesbian with me?
Blaire: Oh, sure.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The end
On the Далее part of this episode
Master Sword shares his Избранное Телевидение Показать with his friends.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The месяц award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If Ты were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for our crossover parody.
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody will be Unfriended Daredevil.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're combining a good Показать with a bad movie. Enjoy.
Unfriended Daredevil
Starring Tom Foolery as Matt Murdock
Master Sword as Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
Snow Wonder as Karen Page
Saten Twist as Wilson Fisk
Heartsong as Laura Barns
Annie as Blaire Lily
Mortomis as Mitch Roussel
And everyone else as theirselves.
Narrator: In Manehattan, there's an area called Hell's Kitchen.
Matt: *Interrupts the narrator* And there's a blind stallion that becomes a superhero, blah blah blah, no one cares about me until it becomes night time!
Audience: *Laughing*
Franklin: Hey, I care about you.
Matt: I know Ты do, and so does Karen. Only because we saved her from being killed in the pilot episode of our show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Franklin: Now what do we do?
Matt: We go bother Wilson Fisk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, near Union Allied Headquarters.
Wilson: *Buying a hotdog* Come on. How long does it take to get a hotdog around here? I could run off to rape a mare, and come back to see that it's still not finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hot Dog Pony: Relax sir.
Wilson: *Punches the hot dog pony* That makes it worse!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: Hello Wilson.
Matt: Yes, hello.
Wilson: What do Ты two want?
Matt: Answers, to Вопрос that we can't remember, and I think we left it in my trailer, that also has my script, so I don't remember what I'm supposed to say.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: Ты better let me do all of the talking.
Mitch: *Running with a laptop* Run away!!
Wilson: What the hell was that all about?
Mitch: *Comes back to Matt* Oh no, you're not online!!
Matt: Really? I didn't know being active was bad nowadays.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: Laura Barns is back from the dead.
Unfriended Walking Dead Daredevils.
Starring...
Frank: Wait, we already did the opening credits.
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: What's this you're going on about some mare being back from the dead?
Mitch: It's Laura Barns man. Laura Barns!
Matt: So?
Mitch: So, she'll kill you!
Frank: Uh, no she won't. She doesn't even know who we are.
Laura: Mitch, who are those guys talking in the background?!
Frank: Goddamnit!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Let me solve the problem.
Blaire: Wait! Mitch! Who's that guy?
Matt: *Closes the window*
Mitch: *Trembling in fear*
Matt: Problem solved.
Frank: *Looks at the computer's background* Uh, what's with this Thomas The Tank Engine picture on here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: It's for my two год old daughter!
Thomas The Daredevil
Starring...
Frank & Wilson: We already did the intro!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Well, considering the fact that I'm blind, I'm going to throw this laptop away. *Throws it at a taxi, but Gordon shows up out of nowhere*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: I'm Gordon the express engine!
Mitch: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: This is getting too random. *Climbs into Gordon's cab* Okay Болталка talking train that I can't see because I'm blind, take me home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: Uh, I'm not even on the train tracks.
Matt: Now Ты tell me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: But wait a minute. What about my friend Blaire?
Wilson: Who cares? She's probably dead.
Blaire: *In her apartment* What do Ты want from me?!?
Laura: Ты thought I was gone for good!
Blaire: I didn't want Ты to be gone for good!
Laura: Well guess what?
Blaire: Don't kill me!
Laura: Do Ты wanna be a lesbian with me?
Blaire: Oh, sure.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The end
On the Далее part of this episode
Master Sword shares his Избранное Телевидение Показать with his friends.
