The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

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Corporal Agarn: *Sadly packing up his supplies*
Police Ponies: Let's go.*Taking Corporal Agarn away*
Corporal Agarn: *Follows the police*
Ponies: *Singing along to the song* Though he goes on a rage from time to time. He's a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.

Stop the song

Captain Parmenter: Why are they taking the corporal away?
Sargent O' Rourke: Who, Vanderbilt? They're not taking him away.
Captain Parmenter: I meant Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh. He got framed for stealing cows.
Captain Parmenter: Well I know Agarn wouldn't do that. We need to give him a hoof.
Sargent O' Rourke: No thanks, I don't wanna cut any of mine off.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, at the court.

Judge: Mr. Randolph Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: My last name is just Agarn. Randolph is my first name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Judge: Silence! Ты have been accused of stealing cattle. Do Ты realize that's a serious crime?
Corporal Agarn: No, but I didn't do it.
Judge: We have evidence to prove Ты guilty.
Captain Parmenter: *Runs into the court with Sargent O' Rourke* Objection!
Judge: I didn't even say anything to object.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Corporal Agarn is innocent. We can prove it.
Judge: Okay. We're all listening.
Captain Parmenter: Agarn, do Ты know what noise a cow makes?
Corporal Agarn: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do Ты even know how to herd a cow?
Corporal Agarn: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: If he doens't know any of that stuff, he doesn't know how to steal them.
Judge: We have his hoofprints on one of the cows.
Captain Parmenter: He's innocent, and if Ты arrest him, Ты will be executed by the United States Army.
Judge: Well, there Ты have it. Corporal Agarn is innocent, case dismissed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Thanks so much Ты guys. *Cries* It makes me so happy to know Ты care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Save the tears for later.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the горн, стеклярус poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Ты Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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