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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 20, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 8:10 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Donut were assigned to drive a freight train to Cheyenne. They were angry about working together, but decided to get the job done anyway. The train got out of Ogden when this happened.

Donut: *Turns off the radio*
Roger: What did Ты do that for?
Donut: I was annoyed by all of the ponies talking.
Roger: Those talking ponies, work on this railroad just like us. *Turns the radio back on* We need to keep this radio on so we can communicate with them.
Donut: We don't need to communicate with anypony. *Turns off the radio* We need to concentrate on our work!
Roger: *Sighs* Of all the ponies I have to work with. *Looks up at the ceiling of his train* Why god? Why couldn't Ты let me work with somepony that has common sense?!
Donut: Really? Ты believe in god? Give me a break.
Roger: From now on, I'm ignoring you. *Turns the radio back on*
Radio Pony: Ogden to train 587, come in train 587.
Roger: That's us.
Donut: *Turns the radio off*
Roger: What the fuck?!!? I had to talk to somepony on the radio!!
Donut: There is no one on the radio. If there was, it would be broken.
Roger: Not literal- oh fuck it. Do Ты want some Музыка on?
Donut: Yes. *Turns the radio on, and searches for a Rock & Roll station*

A song came on: link

Donut: Perfect timing. We can listen to the entire song.
Roger: Yeah, no. Ты see, I prefer jazz music, and that's what we're gonna be listening to. *Changes the radio station*

This song came on: link

Donut: What the fuck?
Roger: Jazz is better.
Donut: No! Rock & Roll is better. *Changes the station back to Rock & Roll*
Roger: *Changes the station back to jazz*

They argued over the radio, and didn't realize that they passed a red signal. But, what could be in their way?

 Oh no! It's the Super Chief, and it's travelling at high speed!!
Oh no! It's the Super Chief, and it's travelling at high speed!!


Donut: *Hitting Roger in the head multiple times* Rock & Roll is what we're playing! *Changes the station*

Uh fellas? Ты might wanna stop arguing, and stop your train as well, otherwise it'll crash into the Super Chief.

Roger: So what?

So long!

Donut: *Sees the Super Chief. It's going to the right, on a switch, and is moving out of the way. He applies the brakes*
Roger: What did Ты do that for?!
Donut: We would have crashed into that train.
Roger: So?
Donut: And Ты think I have no common sense.

When the last passenger car on the Super Chief passed by, Roger, and Donut continued on to Cheyenne.

2 B Continued
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posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? Ты here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King кобра and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, by the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her Друзья captured by King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful день in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering еще ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Ты really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Ты in the arm! Why aren't Ты bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!...
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 Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
радуга Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called Ты all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, или others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my Друзья being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because Оружие kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...
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posted by applejackrocks
So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: Эй, AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do Ты know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...
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posted by applejackrocks
In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful день to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* Ты сказал(-а) it sister!
RD: Эй, Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would Ты pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the Животные with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain Шоколад milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........
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*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are Ты doing this i know Ты have the power to stop this so Любовь and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: Ты made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
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posted by ThatMarySue
The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please Сообщить to the радуга sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow сердце blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the облако floor as she stumbled towards the радуга sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. радуга сердце flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at радуга Heart,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...
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