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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Howard
Howard
At the warehouse, Gordon was making a modification to his car. He welded two steal squares on the bottom of his car so that everytime the bottom got lowered, sparks would be created if the steal made contact with the road.

Gordon: Okay Master Sword, let's test the suspension.
Master Sword: Ты sure about this?
Gordon: Just do what I say!!!
Master Sword: *Gets in, and looks at the switch which controls the suspension*
Gordon: Okay, down!!!
Master Sword: *Moves the switch to the right*
Gordon: *Watches the bottom of his car go down* Good, now make it go up!!
Master Sword: *Moves the switch to the left*
Gordon: Excellent. *Laughs*
Howard: *Arrives* Mr. Suite, I just saw on the news that Leaf Pile got arrested by the CHP.
Gordon: Then we have a little bit of a surprise for them. Go steal the Mustang.
Howard: Okay. Tom, give me a ride to the Mustang, I'm gonna steal it.
Tom: No way. He can get a taxi.
Gordon: What are Ты doing that's making Ты too busy to give him a ride?
Tom: I just got five texts from my wife. She wants me Главная to make dinner, and if I don't go, you'll never see me again.
Gordon: What's that supposed to mean?
Tom: *Raises a brow*
Gordon: Never mind. Go.
Tom: *Leaves*
Howard: He's right, I can take a taxi. I better get a Переместить on. *Walks away*
Gordon: While he's doing that, we're gonna test out my new modification.
Master Sword: Where are we gonna go?
Gordon: Highway 59. *Drives onto the highway* Anypony that tries to tailgate me will have a lot of sparks flying right into their face. *Laughs* We could do this while the others steal those cars, and we'll distract the police ponies!
Master Sword: That does sound like a good plan.
Gordon: It really is. *Looks behind him, and sees a minivan* Watch this. *Lowers the back of his car*

The steel squares welded onto the bottom of the car made contact with the road, and made sparks, and this noise (Start it at 0:02): link

Mare 45: *Loses control of the minivan, and turns left, crashing into a guardrail*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meanwhile with Howard, he was about to steal the Ford мустанг Shelby GT350. It was near a salvage yard for boats.

Taxi Pony: *Stops the taxi*
Howard: Thanks for getting me here.
Taxi Pony: You're welcome.
Howard: *Gets out*
Taxi Pony: *Drives away*
Howard: *Goes to the Mustang. He picks the lock, and gets the door open. He looks around to make sure nopony is watching him, then gets into the car. He starts it, and drives away.*
Steve: *Sees Howard and follows him* Canterlot 15 Mary-6, making a traffic stop on a Ford мустанг Shelby GT350 that is going 27 miles over the limit.

Steve McLeash is using a Kawasaki motorcycle.

Steve: *Puts on police lights*
Howard: *Stops the Mustang*
Jon & Frank: *Stop at an intersection. They see Steve pulling over the Mustang*

Chase song: link

Nearby

Arthur: *On the radio* Canterlot 15 Mary-5, in pursuit of a drunk driver, eastbound on Lemmen Road.

The drunk stallion was driving a silver BMW.

Steve: *Walks toward Howard in the Mustang*
Drunk Stallion: *Drives towards Steve*
Frank: I think that Beemer might hit McLeash.
Jon: Steve look out!!
Steve: *Jumps on the Mustang*
Howard: *Drives away*
Steve: *Falls off*
Jon: Let's go. *Chases the Mustang*
Frank: *Follows Jon*
Steve: *Gets back onto his motorcycle, and chases the BMW with Arthur* I'm going after the nutcase that nearly ran me over! Ты guys take care of the Mustang.
Jon: Ten-4 Mary-6. *Chasing the Mustang*
Frank: *On the right side of Jon*
Jon: *Rides up to Howard's side of the car* Hey, pull it over!
Howard: *Shakes his head* Nope.
Jon: PULL IT OVER!!
Howard: *Floors it*
Arthur: How are we gonna stop this guy?
Steve: Wait for him to crash.
Drunk Stallion: *Stops in the middle of the street, and runs through a park* Hey! I see hotdogs flying everywhere!!

Arthur, and Steve stopped their motorcycles, and ran after the drunk stallion.

Drunk Stallion: YEEEAH! *Hits a tree*
Arthur: Okay, that's enough. *Arrests the drunk stallion*
Jesse: *Arrives* Need any help Grossie?
Arthur: *To Jesse* Yeah, I'll be right there. Steve, take care of traffic while I get this пони to Jesse.
Steve: Got it.

Back to the мустанг chase.

Howard: *Makes a U turn, and nearly hits Frank*
Jon: Ты okay partner? *Follows Howard*
Frank: Yeah, I'm fine.
Jon: 15 Mary-3 to 15 Mary-5, the мустанг is heading towards you. How are things going with the drunk pony?
Arthur: We were able to catch him. He only has minor injuries though, so he'll live.
Jon: Good, the мустанг is coming towards you, so form a roadblock.
Arthur: Got it. Jesse joined me, and Steve, so it should be easy.

They formed a roadblock without wasting any time.

Howard: *Sees Jesse, Arthur, and Steve blocking the road. He makes another U turn, and sees Jon, and Frank blocking his path. He runs out of the car*
Steve: *Tackles Howard* Oh no Ты don't!
Jesse: Looks like we got him.
Howard: Alright, Ты win.
Steve: *Gets Howard to stand up*
Jon: Can I see your driver's license, and registration?
Howard: *Gives driver's license to Jon*
Jon: Where's the registration?
Howard: I don't know what that is.
Frank: Ты украл, палантин this car, didn't you?
Howard: Uuh...
Jon: Jesse, take him down to headquarters for questioning.
Jesse: *Places Howards hooves behind his back and leads him to the car*

2 B Continued
 Tom
Tom
 Steve McLeash
Steve McLeash
Lets Continue..........

Cotton Swirls started to run, looking for her friends, but suddenly, she bumps into something, and falls down.

CS: Oh, I'm sorry Blueber- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! B-Blueberry Swirl? A-Are Ты okay?

Suddenly, something pops out of the bushes. And CS starts to scream.

CS: WHO GOES THERE?!?!
Azura: Cotton Swirls, it's me Azura.
CS: (hugs her) Oh Azura! Ты survived Discord!!
Azura: Ummmm....he never came to me.
CS: Oh.
Azura: Are Ты okay?
CS: Yea. Where are the others? And where were you?
Azura: I was just ummmm...Doing stuff...
CS: Oh, where are the others?
Azura: I don't know, but we...
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It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the замок got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the замок was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to Присоединиться his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her Друзья so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to Присоединиться Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Chapter 1:the spell

“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса asked, the six ponies were sitting in a круг in Twilight's library.

“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need Ты five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.

“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.

“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.

“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса yawned.

“me too.” радуга dash сказал(-а) sleepily.

After a few еще секунды all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the библиотека was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
Man, I'm so good at these, who else agrees? Ok, let's continue......
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Twilight: I know I'm a very intelligent pony, but sometimes, it's good to cheat....
True или not?

I Любовь when a Вопрос of a test gives the answer to another question.
..................
Rainbow Dash: *smirks*
True или not?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS, IM CALLING Ты DUDE!
....................
AJ: ehem, okay let's see.
True или not?

That annoying moment when your telling the truth, but Ты laugh during it, and everyone thinks your lying.
...............
Pinkie Pie: HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! Okay, okay, *takes a deep breath*
True...
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posted by cupcake2456
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how Ты guys have been Актёрское искусство around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for Актёрское искусство like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and еще people.I hope Ты all read this.Please Комментарий below if Ты like.
Let's start with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: яблоко bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes радуга dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't Ты just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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posted by jordy_dash
Welcome to the first instalment of the Royal Mare, bringing news since today! First up is the new role play created by our good friend Sean, it is named the "equestrian graffiti" role play and seems like it shall be good, it is based in the 1960's and if Ты have an oc and want to roleplay then this may be the one for you! Now an older Фан has returned! Her name is is feather may fan! Give her some "welcome backs" "nice to meet you" and "hey Эй, hey"'s to make her feel the Любовь and welcome! BREAKING NEWS! It has came to our attention that the boy that wanted to be able to bring his Rainbow...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Canada24
EARLY THE Далее MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see Ты two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! Ты mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The Поиск For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see Ты now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are Ты going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the год 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell Ты that. Are Ты ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the год 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place Ты have here.
P: Thank Ты Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
Spike:Ugh,another пиво I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give Ты them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police пони 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here by train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police пони 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police пони 36: I'll notify him, and Ты must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police пони 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth пони with оранжевый hooves. He was pulling over a пони in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a нож like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock Стена behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your день to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth пони with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will Ты ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded by huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how Ты keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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