Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did Ты get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: Ты know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your печенье asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy еще shit Ты don't need, and get poor Ты dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that Ты know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your печенье will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the печенье he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* или not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that Ты have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay Ты two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are Ты two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped Ты before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him Присоединиться us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of Ты during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: Ты украл, палантин money from our cash registers. Ты are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up Далее on the last part, it's the bloopers.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did Ты get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: Ты know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your печенье asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy еще shit Ты don't need, and get poor Ты dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that Ты know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your печенье will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the печенье he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* или not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that Ты have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay Ты two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are Ты two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped Ты before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him Присоединиться us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of Ты during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: Ты украл, палантин money from our cash registers. Ты are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up Далее on the last part, it's the bloopers.
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.
Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.
They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.
Tim: We got a speeder.
Song: link
Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.
They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.
Tim: We got a speeder.
Song: link
Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like Ты would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some Золото hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like Ты would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some Золото hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. Ты realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find Любовь in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS Любовь me.
Ditto: Ты got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. или hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck Ты too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. Ты realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find Любовь in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS Любовь me.
Ditto: Ты got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. или hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck Ты too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
