жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn

Starring радуга Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic радуга as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

It was closing time at the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn's strip club.

Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a Пианино falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the Пианино into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought driving while looking at your phone was bad.
Audience: *Laughing*

The Далее morning, the same thing happened to her as she walked into the strip club.

Marisa: *Looking at the construction workers above her* What the hell is the meaning of this?!!
Construction Ponies: *Watching Youtube Видео on their phones* uuuuh.. we can explain.
Audience: *Laughing*

Inside the strip club.

Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your Пианино nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be еще careful, или else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what Ты mean, and I'll get it done. How much will Ты pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and five private dances for free.
Mercury: You're my kind of mare. I'll do it, but first, the dances.
Marisa: Do it now, или I'll take my business elsewhere.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mercury: Ты really know how to piss someone off, Ты know that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Fine, I'll get the job done.

Inside Mercury's room.

Construction Ponies: *Trying to get the Пианино into Saten Twist's room, but fail, and watch it fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Arrives* Fellas, I know you're trying your hardest to get me my piano, but stop being so reckless.
Construction Ponies: We're trying Mr. Twist, but it's hard.
Saten Twist: How is it hard to get a Пианино in here? Let me do it! *Moves the Пианино into his room all by himself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: See?
Construction Ponies: *Shocked* Oh my goodness, how did he do that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: For your idiocracy, I won't pay Ты anything.
Construction Ponies: Aw man. *Walking away, and fall off of their platform*
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued