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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Greatsword stopped near a lake.

Greatsword: Our unit likes to get water here. It's very clean.
Pierce: *Looks at the lake* The water does look very nice. I gotta refuel the Jeep.
Greatsword: Ты do that, I'll get the water. *Grabs a bucket, and goes to the lake*
Pierce: *Grabs a fuel jerry, and pours gasoline from it into the fuel tank*
Greatsword: *Gets the bucket full to the brim with water* Perfect. *Walks back to the Jeep*
Pierce: *Halfway done with refueling the Jeep*
Greatsword: *Returns with the water* I got the water.
Pierce: Alright. I'm almost done with refueling our Jeep.
Greatsword: May I drive it? I never got the pleasure.
Pierce: Okay. *Finishes refueling the Jeep, and goes to the сиденье, место, сиденья Далее to Greatsword, and sits down* Start it up.
Greatsword: *Turns the key in the ignition, and starts the Jeep. He does a U turn backwards so that they can go to their base. Then he drives forward* I may need your help.
Pierce: I'll be еще then happy to give Ты directions.

Both of them didn't notice that they passed a truck behind a group of trees, and bushes.


Captain Hamada: Sorera ni shitagatte kudasai. (Follow them.)
Japanese пони 63: Kashikomarimashita. (Yes sir.) *Drives the truck*

Eight Japanese ponies were in the back of the truck.

Greatsword: *Looks behind him* Pierce, there's a Japanese truck behind us.
Pierce: Okay make this thing go fast, I'll get rid of them.
Greatsword: *Goes faster*
Japanese Ponies: *Shooting at Pierce, and Greatsword*
Pierce: *Grabs his Tommygun, and shoots the ponies in the back of the truck*
Greatsword: *Turns left, and sees a bullet shoot the rear view mirror off*
Pierce: *Shoots the driver of the truck*
Captain Hamada: *Pushes the dead пони out of the truck, and follows Pierce, and Greatsword*
 Two of these trucks blocked the road
Two of these trucks blocked the road

Pierce: Turn right!
Greatsword: *Turns right, and goes into a jungle*
Captain Hamada: *Follows them*
Japanese Ponies: *Follow Captain Hamada in the other trucks*
Pierce: *Shooting at Captain Hamada, but runs out of ammo* I have to reload.
Greatsword: *Looking at the trees* I have an idea.
Captain Hamada: *Catching up to Pierce, and Greatsword, but sees a grenade blow up a tree. He floors it before the дерево hits the ground. The other trucks do not make it*

Greatsword's idea was to throw grenades at the enemy.

Pierce: *Throws another grenade at Captain Hamada*
Greatsword: *Drives out of the jungle*
Captain Hamada* Catches the grenade, and throws it back at Pierce. It explodes between the two of them*
Greatsword: *Spinning out of control*
Pierce: Keep control-
Greatsword: *Drives into a lake*
Pierce: *Falls into the lake*
Captain Hamada: *Stops the truck* Arrest them.
Japanese Ponies: Hai. *Runs to Pierce*
Pierce: *Punches one Japanese pony, steals his pistol, and shoots him in the forehead*
секунда Japanese Pony: *Grabs a sword*
Pierce: *Shooting at the Japanese pony*
секунда Japanese Pony: *Blocks bullets with his sword*
Pierce: *Shoots his leg*
секунда Japanese Pony: *Holds his wound, and falls down*
Captain Hamada: Your foolishness will not help.
Pierce: Shut up! *Pulls the trigger of the gun, but it's out of ammo*
Captain Hamada: Are Ты always this stupid?
Pierce: *About to перфоратор, удар, пунш Captain Hamada*
Captain Hamada: *Knocks Pierce onto the ground* Learn how to fight before going against me.
Pierce: I'll break your neck!!!
Captain Hamada: How cute. Ditto!!

Ditto arrived with forty other Japanese ponies in three troop carriers.

Captain Hamada: Take these two ponies into the Marshall Islands for interrogation.
Ditto: *Bows*
Japanese Ponies: *Taking Pierce, and Greatsword into the trucks*

2 B Continued
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Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her Главная dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back сказал(-а) artifact by winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won сказал(-а) vote three times over,...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: Эй, u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: радуга dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes радуга a filly)

filly dash: Эй, u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks радуга back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
(To the tune of heart-shaped box by Nirvana)

Sitting by the door waiting for Ты to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any Ангелы left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no еще urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when Ты ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any Ангелы left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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posted by Mylittlecute12
filly twilight: Эй, where are u going!!!!!!
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)

To be continued.......................
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You're now chatting with a Болталка stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, Ты can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a Драконы wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...
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Source: me
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Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 аппалузу, аппалуза Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten еще laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do Ты think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a минута later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, Ты get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank Ты so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by applejackrocks1
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса awoke. She sneezed as she looked around. She saw nopony. She sure wasn't in the Everfree forest.

Applejack: What is this place?!?
??????: *pops out of bushes*
Applejack: GAH! *coughs*
??????: Don't worry, ah ain't gonna hurt ya...
Applejack: Who ate you?! And how did Ты find me?!
??????: A timberwolf was about to eat ya, so ah saved ya.
Applejack: T-Thanks....
??????: Here sugarcube. *Hands a куртка to AJ*
Applejack: *smiles* Thanks,....so...what's your name?
??????: Just...somepony....
Applejack: Who is???
??????: *sigh* My name is...Brawny Spirit.
Applejack: That's a cute name *giggles*
Brawny:...
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