Ponies On The Rails Episode 91 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Percy, Jeff, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest star, Gordon Suite from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 91: Fade Away
Date: January 3, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:01 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

1960 was the start of a crappy decade full of violence, war, protests, and the lack of TV shows being filmed in color.

However, for the Union Pacific, it was the end of something they despised. Working with Gordon.

Gordon: *Walks into the station*
Pete: Gordon, I have something to tell you.
Gordon: What's up? *Walks past him, and starts going to the train yard*
Pete: You've been arriving late seven times in a row. It's not like you. What's going on?
Gordon: Can I talk to Ты about that later? I need to get to the yards, and drive that train to Denver Ты mentioned yesterday. *Walks out of the station*
Jeff: *Painting the station* Gordon, can Ты help me paint the yellow line on the platform?
Gordon: I can't, I have to go-
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, my yard tower was just knocked down, can Ты help repair it?
Gordon: Not now, I have to drive a train-
Pete: Gordon-

еще ponies started to arrive asking Gordon for favors.

Gordon: Now wait a минута guys... I have to get to- I need to drive a- *Gets angry, and shouts* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone stayed silent, and stared at Gordon. He had a reputation for getting pissed off constantly, but they never saw him get this angry.

Gordon: *Trembling in anger* I AM SICK, AND TIRED OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF Ты MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I HAVE A JOB TO DO, AND Ты KEEP ASKING ME FOR FUCKING FAVORS!!! I QUIT!!!! *Leaves*
Pete: But Gordon-
Gordon: *Punches Pete as he makes his exit*
Snowflake: *Gasps*
Jeff: *Runs to Pete, and helps him get up* Are Ты alright sir?
Pete: *Sighs* Sure. Don't worry about me. Get back to work. I need a drink. *Slowly walks back to his office, nervous, and confused*

2 B Continued

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved)... PART 2

posted by Canada24

The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are Ты sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED ром all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To Ты maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? Ты guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what Ты say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. Ты going...

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Sweet яблоко Massicure spoof: PART 11

posted by Canada24

I thought I would have еще ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till Далее time my dear Фаны :)

I'm suppose to write еще words so here's Болталка Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Остаться в живых his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."

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папиллон, покрытый сосочками Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she сказал(-а) yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, папиллон, покрытый сосочками was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: Ты shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...

On The Block Episode 7 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...

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My review on радуга Rocks (Part two,Plots and Extra thoughts)

posted by PeacefulCritic

Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the радуга magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. Актёрское искусство innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that Ты found her. Have Ты stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with Ты Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would Ты like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's train

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the хобот, ствол of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if Ты don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens хобот, ствол door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, Ты got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. Ты have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...

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Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Шоколад Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta Показать this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike

As mentioned in the Назад part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned by CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the салат Bowl Express,...

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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my Избранное moments is found on my Профиль pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a груша instead of apple.
Choosing death if an оранжевый или a банан were her only Еда opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her яблоко cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

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Болталка Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a пони in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, Ты don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. Ты gotta make sure...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage

When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are Ты a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad Ты didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank Ты for your...

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The Beginning: Part24---Ponies Vs Zombies [3]

posted by alinah_09

Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which Ты probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not Удалить them since all that Письмо would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...