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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam was waiting for the arrival of Gordon, and Case Cracker.

Gordon: *Stops car at Sam's house*
Case Cracker: *Gets out of the car he's in, and goes up to Sam's house to knock*
Sam: *Opens door* Ah good. Ты got the car. You, and your friend get $10,000.
Case Cracker: *Takes money, then gives Gordon his share*
Gordon: Thank Ты Sam.
Sam: No, thank you. Ты got me the greatest car anypony can offer. Come by tomorrow, I'll have another job for the both of you.
Case Cracker: Alright we'll see what we could do.
Gordon: Right now, we better go see Jim.
Case Cracker: Later Sam. *Gets in his car to go see Jim*
Gordon: *Gets in his car*

They start their engines simultaneously, and drive away.

Later, they arrived at the pizzeria

Case Cracker: Man, what's taking Jim so long?
Gordon: I don't know. What's taking звездочка, звездочки so long?
Case Cracker: Hey, you're right. I didn't see her anywhere when I woke up. Maybe she's already doin' something for Jim.
Gordon: What job do Ты think Jim will give us?
Case Cracker: Maybe we need to steal something или deal with somepony giving us trouble.
Gordon: That's pretty much what we do everyday.
Case Cracker: Well we did just stand off against the Fillydelphia. I don't think they'll give us any major trouble soon.
Fillydelphian Ponies: *Barge into the pizzeria with guns* Stop right there! We're going to give Ты major trouble.
Gordon: Иисус christ.
Fillydelphian Ponies: *Dragging Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик to their car*
Gordon: I have an idea.
Fillydelphia пони 63: Shut up, and get in the car.
Gordon: *Gets in car with Case Cracker*
Fillydelphia пони 35: *Drives car*

Gordon is in the back surrounded by two Fillydelphian Ponies. Case крекер, взломщик is in the front Далее to the driver.

Case Cracker: *Looks around to see how many Fillydelphians there are*
Gordon: *Reaches down towards ground*
Fillydelphia пони 28: What are Ты doing?
Gordon: My hooves itch. *Pushes пони out of car*
Fillydelphia пони 35: *Reaching for gun*
Case Cracker: *Punches Fillydelphia пони 35*
Fillydelphia пони 35: *Drives towards factory, crashes in a pile of gravel, and flies out of car*
Gordon: *Slowly gets out of car* Are Ты alright?
Case Cracker: *Finds his way out of the car* Yeah. *Looks around* They all dead?
Gordon: Looks like it so far. Check the driver. I'm going for that пони that I pushed out of the car. *Walks to pushed pony*
Case Cracker: *Goes to driver* He seems to be unconscious. Must've hit his head on the steering wheel when we crashed.
Gordon: Put him in the car. We'll push it into the water. *Grabs pushed pony, and brings him to car* Is that everypony? *Puts pushed пони in car*
Case Cracker: *Pushes driver fully into car* That's all of them.
Gordon: *Puts emergency brakes off* Okay, push it backwards. *Pushing car away from gravel*
Case Cracker: Got it. *Pushes car*
Gordon: Alright, stop. *Turns wheels to the right* Now, we push it into the water.
Case Cracker: *Pushing car towards water*

The car goes through a guard rail, and rolls down a very steep холм, хилл into the water.

Gordon: Well, that takes care of that.
Case Cracker: Now that that's taken care of, Ты know where they've taken us?
Gordon: Well, to be honest, I don't know. However, I think Sam's house isn't far away. We'll walk for a little bit, and see if we can get a ride.
Case Cracker: We also gotta find out about Jim, and Sprocket.
Болталка Pony: *driving by*
Gordon: *Gets in road*
Болталка Pony: *Stops*
Gordon: Get out. We're stealing this ride.
Болталка Pony: *Runs out of car*
Gordon: *Gets in driver's seat*
Case Cracker: *Gets in* Could have been a кулер, охладитель car.
Gordon: *Drives* Who gives a fuck? At least we have something to get us to Sam's.
Case Cracker: Fine. I really wanna find Jim, and Sprocket. Those two better not be dead.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The three ponies went for a walk toward a горнолыжный спорт, лыжи resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed by here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: или not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello Ты two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: Ты need all the help Ты can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a Список with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills Ты three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do Ты have for me?
S: Glad Ты asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A ракета shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another пони has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy Ты two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. Ты just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. радуга Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke радуга Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The пони that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are Ты from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So Ты created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...
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30 минуты later, The Mane six were all sitting in a круг at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the яблоко farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....
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It was a glorious день in Ponyville. Twilight was Чтение some books, радуга Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the трава meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat Далее to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...
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 Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Twilight Sparkle and Друзья wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

Should I write this story? Please Комментарий on my Стена или Комментарий down below if I should. If I write it and Ты read it I will give Ты a благодарность of you're choice and I will Фан you. Please tell me!
We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are Ты sure about this?
Discord: I have a винтовка of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope Ты know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: Ты got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...
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By the time me & радуга Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few еще things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 D: Why is this happening?!
D: Why is this happening?!
After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* Эй, STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....
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 Scootaloo leaves theater
Scootaloo leaves theater
While the war was going on, Ponyville was informing its citizens by making a video in the theater. The Cutie Mark Crusaders weren't interested in the war going on. Except for Scootaloo, she went to the theater by herself and saw the video.

The video interested Scootaloo & at the end the video сказал(-а) "and with the Ponyville Military putting all the effort into creating their own flying war machines, Green Flame asks for YOUR help" and once the video ended Scootaloo decided to go to the base herself.

As she was walking out of the theater with the new idea to sign up for the military she forgot...
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The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No Ты shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich...
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If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the Показать for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the Показать continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these Стена posts greatly represent them.

People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?

And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...
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We drove to Canterlot замок where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the замок was gaurded by jeeps with machine Оружие on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight сказал(-а) when she saw us, "Hey." I сказал(-а) simoultaneously with радуга Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog."...
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posted by mlpfim1222
Эй, every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little пони sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do Ты like Discord mean или nice? I don't think Энджел was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always Любовь to see them use them!
On to the My little пони sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little пони концерт would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!
We ended up at 30th улица, уличный station in Philladalphia. Catie украл, палантин a train while I украл, палантин another train. Both of us used chaos control, and ended up in Equestria heading down the train tracks towards Canterlot. Catie fired at me while I was getting close to her. I used my gun to shoot Catie's gun out of her hands, doesn't this remind Ты of a similar chase? Anyway we were heading towards Canterlot when a russian tank was trying to blow up my train. It wasn't going to work though, because радуга Dash flew towards that tank, and kicked it, but it didn't go anywhere. 'I'm gonna have to Переместить it'...
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