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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? Ты do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm еще used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Ты know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole Ты white bastard.

But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what Ты сказал(-а) to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make еще sense if the ball was black, and Ты сказал(-а) black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.

After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a таблица in the club.

Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked еще angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do Ты think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.

Далее day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each пони was carrying two buckets of sand.

Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. Ты want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.

But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.

Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: link *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, Tom has some things to tell Ты
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 Franklin
Franklin
Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.

Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do Ты want?
Franklin: Remember that пони Pete Reimer Ты were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new пони to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me by my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well Ты complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies by their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese...
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Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a пляж, пляжный was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a пони could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued Далее to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
"Hi Cheese! Whatcha doin here?" She asked. "Just passing through all the towns and cities I've partied in". He answered sheepishly. "That's great! Everypony will be, so happy that you're back!" She grinned. She hopped toward the door while holding it for Cheese сэндвич, бутерброд to trot out. "No, let me hold the door for you. It's not right to let me walk out. Mares first". Cheese сэндвич, бутерброд immediately switched places with Pinkie. "Why thank you". Pinkie Pie giggled. They both walked with leisure to the rest of Ponyville. "I gotta tell her.." Cheese thought to himself. "But, how do I tell her?". "Hey...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.

Wilson: No еще signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some еще speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have Ты looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
радуга Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.

Rainbow Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, радуга Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
Rainbow Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
Rainbow Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as Ты can see.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to Присоединиться his army, and now he's killing everypony....
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Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...

Applebloom: We need your help putting up Рождество lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.

Song: link

Ponies: The first thing of Рождество that's such a pain to me, is finding a Рождество tree. The секунда thing of Рождество that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Рождество tree. The third thing of Рождество that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Рождество tree. The fourth thing of Christmas...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 30

Bartholomew's Departure

June 12, 1953

Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.

Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose*...
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 Ice Drop
Ice Drop
Ice Drop was a shy pony. She was barely a filly, so she still had a lot to learn. She had friends, but she preffered to be left alone. Ice Drop was a bit taller than ponies in her class, and she was embarassed about that. Ice Drop liked the snow, and she also liked being outside until midnight. Today was a snow storm, and the students were kept in class. "Coffee Creme! Do not make fun of Cotton Swirls' drawing!" The teacher said. Coffee Creme glared at Cotton Swirls. "I was just being a critique." She said. Cotton Swirls snorted. It was a drawing of Coffee Creme, but she made her look like...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Jeff awoke the quickest. He found himself behind a store. It smelled like a bakery. Wherever that Mew had teleported him to, he didn't mind. He tried to stand up to go into the bakery, but it felt weird. He placed a hand on his head, thinking it was just from such a large amount of power shot at him at once, But when he looked at his hand, he saw it wasn't a hand anymore. It was a rounded hoof. Not one like on a real horse, but it terrified Jeff еще than a gun to his head. He just stared in confusion for a few seconds, then looked around him. Ben and Jack weren't with him. He placed his hoof...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The ice was melting, and an aircraft was about to take off.

Con: *Floors it*
Lady: We're not gonna make it.
Con: Oh yes we will.
Pilot: *Flying plane*
Chinese Ponies: *Closing doors*
Con: *Shoots Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Ponies: *Fall off plane*
Con: Now nopony can close the door. *Floors it*
Lady: Dear lord, please let us-
Con: Don't pray! Praying is for bad ponies. *Drives onto plane, then stops*
Lady: *Gets out of car, and closes door*
Con: Untie the helicopter. We're gonna need it to get out of here if we land in China.
Gustav: *Appears* Con Mane. What another surprise to see Ты again.
Con: Your...
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added by karinabrony
Source: Me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 26

Portland Porter

June 1, 1953

It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, или watching Телевидение at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland...
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At Changeling Headquarters

Major Jones: *On telephone* Amazing. Bring them here. *Puts on hat*
Queen Chrysalis: *Farting loudly* Aaah.
Major Jones: *Covers nose*
Changeling 53: *Brings in Bartholomew*
Queen Chrysalis: Mr. Perfect, and Jade Greene.
Bartholomew: *Sees Jade*
Queen Chrysalis: Now you'll wish Ты didn't put us in so much trouble.

Soon, three trucks, and three Мотоциклы were traveling down the road.

Jade: What's troubling Ты Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: I'm not sure. I was expecting either a long stay или a very short trip.
Jade: That's not too bad.
Bartholomew: Well, I don't want anypony...
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Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a пони named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)
The Далее morning was a very cold one. Everypony that didn't escape had to line up in a huge line, and listen to Gilda speak to a few other people.

Nazi Colonel 98: *Gives Gilda list*
Gilda: *Reading Список of prisoners that escaped* Sechsundsiebzig.
Rainbow Dash: How many did she say?
Airborne: Seventy Six.
Gilda: *gives Список back to colonel* Dismissed.

At a train station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking upstairs to platform*
Shredder: *Sees Bartholomew*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shining Armor: *Standing near train track*
Shredder: I see a few ponies that escaped with us.
Brewster: Bartholomew,...
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Source: Equestria Daily
-Oh,great,everything is ready,-said Twilight.
-Yeah,but why are we all here again,-asked радуга Dash.
-KendiKens is coming in PonyVille today.I want everything just perfect,-said Twilight.
-Wait,let me get this right....KENDIKENS IS COMING HERE,ALL THE WAY FROM CANTERLOT,-asked Rarity,very happy.
-Well,yes,but,-said Twilight.
-Oh,really,-asked Flutter Shy.
-That is damn great,-said яблоко Jack.
-You hear girls,KendiKens is coming to PonyVille,YAY,-said яблоко Bloom.
-Hello my little ponies,-said KendiKens.
-You are here,you are really here,-said Sweetie Belle.
-Oh yeah,the greatest flier of all times...
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The Далее morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.

Meanwhile

Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Shredder: *Watching*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and...
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The Далее morning, Bartholomew, and Jade were walking around the camp with a few other ponies.

Bartholomew: So, what I'm thinking is that the woods should be only two hundred, and thirty five feet from any of the huts that we're digging from.
Jade: We got to get somepony to get the real measurement from here to the woods.
Bartholomew: That would be impossible. Has Shredder gotten us any maps of Germaneigh yet?
Jade: No, not yet. He's still working on getting a pick for Pablo.

Near the washdown.

Sigmund: *Turning handle*
Rainbow Dash: *Helping Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Pulls off handle*

Water soon shot out,...
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