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posted by Seanthehedgehog
May 6, 1995. The день Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: Эй, yourself. How are Ты feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what I saw on the news yesterday at the hospital.
Jim: Tell us.
Gordon: I found out that the leader of the Mexican gang is somepony named Izzy Gomez. They got in a fight with the Fillydelphians.
Case Cracker: Man, they tried to kill me while Ты were chillin' your жопа, попка in there.
Gordon: I wasn't chilling. I was a nervous wreck, thinking about Ты guys risking your жопа, попка out there.
Jim: Things went okay. Now I have a job for all three of you. I want yout to go to this store on Fillmore street. We've been getting money from there by extortion, but the cops are starting to get suspicious. One officer goes there to check things out, but that all stops today.
Case Cracker: So we're gonna eliminate this officer?
Jim: Yes, but we can't do it without shoes. The cops will get our hoofprints. Ты three should go get a pair of shoes somewhere for all four of your hooves, and then Ты get the job done.
Sam: Alright, let's go get shoes. After that, we head for the shop. It's called the Global Mobile.
Case Cracker: I know that place. See Ты there.

A few минуты later, they met up at Global Mobile, each of them wearing a pair of black sneakers.

Case Cracker: *Steps out of a Taxi while Sam arrives in his Corvette, and Gordon arrives in his Wrestler*
Sam: What happened to your car?
Case Cracker: Wrecked it while the Fillydelphians tried to kill me.
Gordon: Shame. That was a '75.
Case Cracker: Yeah, I'm gonna miss it. In the meantime, I might buy a truck.
Sam: I can't imagine Ты buying a truck.
Gordon: Let's talk about that later, and focus on the job.
Case Cracker: He's right. Let's get that cop. *Goes into the store with Gordon, and Sam*
Store Owner: Hello Ты three.
Sam: Hey. The cops heard about our extortion going on here. We're going to kill the police пони that discovered our business, and Ты just need to act like nothing is going on. The three of us will hide in the back room.
Case Cracker: And you're not gonna make this any еще difficult than it has to be.
Store Owner: No sir.
Case Cracker: *Goes into the back room with Gordon, and Sam*
Sam: *Grabs knife, and carves out a small hole in the door* We'll take turns watching for that cop.
Case Cracker: Ты could take the first shift.
Sam: That's what I'm doing.
Cop: *Arrives* Okay, I need еще info on those extortions.
Sam: He's here. Get your gun ready. *Loads up a Walther P99*
Gordon: *Loads his .357 with bullets*
Case Cracker: *Gets his Glock 22 out*
Store Owner: What exactly do Ты need to know?
Cop: I need to know-
Sam: *Opens door* Nothing! *Shoots cop*
Cop: *Dies*
Case Cracker: Got that taken care of.
Sam: *Puts dead body in back room* Spray the room with disinfectant once a day, and let us know when his body is nothing but bones.
Store Owner: Okay? How will I prevent anypony from seeing this?
Sam: Lock the doors.
Case Cracker: Ты don't think it'll be easier to dump it?
Sam: When his body turns into nothing but bones, yes. Right now, we would look strange if we walked out of here with a garbage bag.
Gordon: They would know that we're the ones who killed the cop.
Case Cracker: I see your point.
Sam: Now let's get back to Jim.

2 B Continued
posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса gather the rest of the main six.

But first яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and сказал(-а) it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity сказал(-а) finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the Далее to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
радуга Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought Ты two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have Ты two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Друзья back to life.
Applejack: Will Ты get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of Ты sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad Ты have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know Ты just returned, but I need Ты to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I Показать you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want Ты to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a пони will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented еще ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years или so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess....
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Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do Ты want from me?
Trixie:I want Ты to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But Ты can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now Ты are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is еще weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't Ты dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are Ты going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with Ты again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need Ты anymore.You know what?I didn't needed Ты at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am by your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
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Darkness. Eerie darkness was all I could see. There was no one else around me but I felt like I was being watched.

MWAHAHAHA!

I heard a faint crazy chortling coming from above my head.

"Who's there?" I cried out loud as my voice cracked.

I couldn't see anything since it was so black. Nothing was there. Even I couldn't see myself at all.

Your worst nightmare.

Finally I could feel wind surrounding me which probably made my mane swish-swash. I was scared to death because I was the only one in that scene. Other than the mysterious monster that I heard.

I felt the monster's claw grab onto me and he...
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