Saten Twisst Adventures S3E2 Part 3 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by Canada24

Saten: There we are my dear..

Twilight: Ты sure this the right house?

Saten: Only one way to find out (knocks on the front door).

Spike: Uh, it's not too late to forget I opened my big mouth.

Twilight: No, Spike, I'm glad Ты opened your big mouth. These ponies have probably been suffering ever since I left. Wondering why their supposed friend would treat them so badly!

Saten: (looking bored) Sure, whatever..

Twilight: Minuette?

Minuette: Twilight Sparkle!.. (laughs cutely) Ты old so-and-so! What are Ты doing here?! Hey, Spike!...

Saten: (in head) Oh god, she's hotter than I remember.

Saten: What about me?

Minute: Hi Saten.. Here to see your секунда cousin.

Twilight:Who's his секунда cousin?

Minute: лимон Hearts.

Twilight: (surprised) Really?

Saten: Yep.. Haven't seen her in a while.

Minute: (back to her cute excitement) Oh Twilight, Look at these wings, huh?! [giggles] Эй, Saten, grab a picture of me and the princess, will ya?!

Saten: (pervertedly) Depends if your be willing to do something for ME.

Minute: (ignores him) I tried to tell my co-workers we used to be Друзья back when. [giggles] But they've never believed me! [lens focusing]

Minuette: Wait-wait-wait! Really fluff 'em up, huh? [giggles].

Saten: (takes the picture).. Minuette your so ho-

Minuette: (ignoring him) So what are Ты doing here Twilight? I mean, I know you're here all the time, but Ты never come to see me. Hey! I just had the greatest idea! Ты wanna go see лимон Hearts and Twinkleshine?

Twilight: Of course! My old friends!

Minuette: It'll be great! [giggles cutely] Come on! Let's fly! Get it? [laughs].

Twilight: This is perfect! I can apologize to all three of them at once!

Spike: (sarcastically) Let's hope they're not as traumatized as Minuette.

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Warbonnet Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that пони with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, Ты made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...

Rarity

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Любовь and the Like

posted by mariofan14

What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, или is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is или should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...

Awesome пони pics

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Awesome пони pics

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Stop Motion Master Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to Показать Ты what I'm about to do. I'd Показать Ты some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless Ты want two pictures in your video, it's еще complicated...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car Далее to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased by 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting Далее to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get Ты out!...

Gran Turismo Episode 5 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Далее день at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....

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On The Block Episode 26 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then Ты get on еще ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, Ты have to land in the same spot that Ты started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up еще ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...

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Wise sayings

posted by mariofan14

I have дана out some wise sayings to Ты people in the past. Hopefully they helped Ты all become еще of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give Ты all some wise sayings to help Ты out some more, as well as myself. Just to let Ты know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people Ты hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture Ты at any дана moment.

Treasure what Ты may be дана from people, be it object или affection. Neither lasts as long as Ты would think it...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Ты interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When Ты сказал(-а) abandoned warehouse, what did Ты mean by that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since Ты two are going to see it, Ты can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. Ты put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...

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Saten Twist Adventure, season two episode one: Part 2,

posted by Canada24

Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace by The Black Ангелы was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....

папиллон, покрытый сосочками Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

папиллон, покрытый сосочками went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds Далее to each other.

Andrew: Did Ты ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he сказал(-а) he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear Ты two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I Присоединиться you?
Papillon: The еще the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...

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Runaway Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let Ты know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are Ты sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are Ты talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, или in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything Ты do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 4

posted by Canada24

The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, радуга and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed by now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give Ты a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. Ты don't silly, Ты don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as Ты don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)

Well that's all I got..
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