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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the station, the Germans were interrogating Maurice. He was hit several times in the face. He had a bruise on his right cheek, his chin, and blood was on his forehead.

German пони 593: *Hits Maurice while holding him by the neck* Who did it?
Maurice: *Gets punched again, and has blood come out of his nose* I'm not sure, I can't remember. I was drunk!
German пони 593: You're lying!! *Throws a bucket of water onto Maurice*
Maurice: *Coughing*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Walks into the room* If Ты tell the truth, Ты live. Now, what does he look like?
Maurice: Colonel, I can't remember. *Stares at Von Waldheim* A big stallion, in a grey suit. A hat. I think.
Schmidt: *Arrives* Sir. Labiche never left the hotel.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looks at Maurice, and looks at the soldiers interrogating him* Let him go.

They left, and Maurice sighed, relieved that they were no longer torturing him.

At 6:45, it was starting to get dark. Labiche left his room, dressed in his railroad uniform.

Labiche: *Walking down the stairs, and stops at the front desk*
Christine: *At the desk, drinking a cup of coffee*
Labiche: *Signs out, and gets ready to leave*
Christine: Do Ты want some coffee?
Labiche: *Looks at her*
Christine: It goes with the room. No extra charge.
Labiche: What's your name?
German пони 19: *Arrives with another German pony* Labiche, the Colonel is waiting.
Christine: *Watching Labiche leave* Christine.

Both Labiche, and the German пони looked at her. None of them replied as they left the hotel.

Didont: *Shoveling coal into the firebox*
Labiche: *Climbs into the cab*
Didont: *Looks at Labiche* Did Ты talk to him?
Labiche: Maurice, is the track clear up ahead?
Maurice: *Wearing a band-aid on his forehead where he was bleeding* All the way to Germaneigh.
Labiche: *Starts opening the regulator*
Colonel Von Waldheim: Did Ты sleep well Labiche?!
Labiche: *Looks at the Colonel, and four other German ponies* Like a baby Colonel. *Closes the regulator. He decides not to leave until the Colonel tells him to*
Colonel Von Waldheim: I trust this time the bearings are well oiled.
Labiche: Why don't Ты check them yourself?
Colonel Von Waldheim: Sargent.
German пони 49: *Walks into the engine*
Colonel Von Waldheim: Sargent Swatz will arrive with you. The last town before entering Germaneigh will be Saint-Avold. Ты will stop there so Captain Schmidt will Сообщить to me by telephone. A pleasant trip Captain.
Schmidt: *Salutes Von Waldheim*
Colonel Von Waldheim: Is that clear?
Labiche: I will stop at Saint-Avold.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Have Ты ever been to Germaneigh Labiche?
Labiche: No Colonel.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Ты should find the experience interesting. A chance to broaden your horizon. Alright station master. *Walks away*
Maurice: *Grabs his whistle, and blows in it*
Labiche: *Opens the regulator, and drives the train. He blows the whistle upon departure*
Didont: *Next to the German pony* Just keep out of my way.

They were on their way to Germaneigh. Or, were they? Your answer will be in the Далее part of this story Опубликовано tomorrow.
posted by jordy_dash
Welcome to the first instalment of the Royal Mare, bringing news since today! First up is the new role play created by our good friend Sean, it is named the "equestrian graffiti" role play and seems like it shall be good, it is based in the 1960's and if Ты have an oc and want to roleplay then this may be the one for you! Now an older Фан has returned! Her name is is feather may fan! Give her some "welcome backs" "nice to meet you" and "hey Эй, hey"'s to make her feel the Любовь and welcome! BREAKING NEWS! It has came to our attention that the boy that wanted to be able to bring his Rainbow...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Canada24
EARLY THE Далее MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see Ты two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! Ты mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The Поиск For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see Ты now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are Ты going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the год 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell Ты that. Are Ты ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the год 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place Ты have here.
P: Thank Ты Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...
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Spike:Ugh,another пиво I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give Ты them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case крекер, взломщик returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job Ты three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would Ты like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No еще cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. Далее day, Gordon was sleeping when Case крекер, взломщик walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn

Starring радуга Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn, everyone was sad. A пони was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a пони for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: Ты know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, или terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. Ты don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police пони 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here by train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police пони 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police пони 36: I'll notify him, and Ты must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police пони 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth пони with оранжевый hooves. He was pulling over a пони in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a нож like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock Стена behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your день to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth пони with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will Ты ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded by huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how Ты keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed by the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor