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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: Ты wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
 Tim's гадюка
Tim's Viper


Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do Ты enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do Ты think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know someone that'll Любовь dating Toby.
Tim: *Turns left, and passes a огонь Department, and a hospital* I bet she has curves just like yours.
Julia: Oh stop it. *Playfully hits Tim's shoulder while laughing*
Tim: Here we are. *Stops at Local Consideration*
Julia: Don't go anywhere yet. Stay here until I come out.
Tim: Okay.
Julia: *Gets out of the car, and walks to the shop*
Tim: *Sticks his head out of the window* What do Ты have planned?
Julia: It's a surprise.
Tim: *Waits*

A few секунды later, a loud engine could be heard inside the shop.

Tim: What is she-
 Julia's motorcycle
Julia's motorcycle

Julia: *Does a burnout on her motorcycle, then stops to the left of Tim's Viper* I just got new tires! What do Ты think?
Tim: They're nice. They look like tires that have a lot of grip.
Julia: See Ты tomorrow Tim. *Rides off on her motorcycle*
Tim: *Drives off in his Viper*

It started to get dark, as Tim stopped at a friend's house.

Tim: *Knocks on the door four times*
Rick: *Opens the door, and is excited when he sees who is at the front door* Tim Miller! I haven't seen Ты in a month.
Tim: Yeah, it's been a long time. Hasn't it?
Rick: Come on in.
Tim: Don't mind if I do. *Walks in*

They sat down at a table. Rick got himself, and Tim a can of 7-Up.

Rick: *Opens his can* So, how's the Police Department treating you? *Drinking his soda*
Tim: Fine. That's actually why I came to see you.
Rick: Why? What's up?
Tim: *Opens his can, and takes a small sip* There's this mare that joined us. She seems to be attracted to me, but we're not allowed to дата other officers.
Rick: Right. Why are Ты telling me this?
Tim: Ты сказал(-а) Ты wanted a mare to date, and I think she'd be good for you.
Rick: Well, if Ты say so. How are Ты going to introduce me?
Tim: Come down to the station as soon as Ты can, and ask to see me, and Red Velvet. I'll handle everything else once we come to see you.
Rick: I got it. Thanks Tim.
Tim: No problem man. Cheers.

They tapped their soda cans together, and drank what was left inside of it.

2 B Continued
яблоко Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know Ты two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....
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Болталка dialectics

Hello and welcome to Болталка dialectics! It has been еще than a год since the last article, so I have decided, that it was long overdue for a new one. So without any delay, we shall jump into it!

Today we’re going to take a closer look at a member of the Mane 6 and the reason why she’s generating mixed emotions in the fandom. Some like her, some are huge fans, and many people downright hate her, claiming she’s the worst character in the show. Within the Далее few lines we will attempt to seek out the reasons of such negative emotions toward this character and disproof,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 6 is beginning

As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.

Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with радуга Dash, and Applejack*

The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.

Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great Герои of Equestria... Hahahaha... Ты are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without Ты they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the месяц is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad жопа, попка reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: Ты won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: Ты won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?

Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Голоса from Shining Armor. Thank Ты Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Иисус has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then Переместить our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and радуга Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The месяц award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If Ты were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Ты in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Ты saying Ты KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making Болталка words to make this Статья long enough....
радуга Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was еще like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To радуга Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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