Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.

Military пони 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military пони 2: *Getting out*
Military пони 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help Ты two?
Military пони 1: I assume Ты heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military пони 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes Ты think we'd do anything against the United States, we're just a railroad.
Military пони 1: Run by Communists.
Pete: Then explain to us why we deliver your supplies, and vehicles?
Military пони 2: Sabotage.
Military пони 1: They could be faulty.
Pete: Have they ever gone wrong?
Military пони 2: The armor on some tanks weren't thick enough.
Pete: Well don't blame us, we just deliver the stuff the way it is. Ты wanna complain? Go to where they manufacture your shit.
Military пони 2: We'll go to where they manufacture our vehicles. Ты can go complain to where they manufacture our shit.
Military пони 1: We will set up base Далее to your train yard.

It only took them two минуты to park the Jeep Далее to the train yard, and put up their tents.

Hawkeye: *Enters the yards in a freight train with Stylo* What the heck is going on?
Stylo: When did we grab the interest of the military?
Hawkeye: I guess our reputation speaks for itself. *Stops Далее to Snowflake's tower*
Mike: *Walks over to the military ponies* What are Ты two doing here?
Military пони 2: Inspecting your railroad for Communist activity.
Mike: There ain't any communists here.
Military пони 1: We'll decide that.
Mike: None of us are Russian.
Military пони 2: Ты sound Russian to me mack.
Mike: I'm Scottish.
Military пони 1: Whatever Ты usually do here, I think Ты should focus on that.
Mike: Whatever lads. *Walks away* These Equestrian ponies just keep getting dumber, and dumber.
Dan: What was that all about Mike?
Mike: They think we're communists.
Dan: Oh shit. How do we convince them that we're not?
Mike: I have a plan.

2 B Continued