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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When the shift was over, Конфеты was thinking about something.

Tim: *Turning right into the police station's parking lot* What's on your mind?
Candy: I'll tell Ты tomorrow.
Tim: Can't Ты tell me now?
Candy: I'm thinking about how to stop that suspect. I haven't worked out all the details, but when I do, I think it will work.
Tim: *Parks the car in the parking lot* Can't wait to hear what Ты have planned. *Walks away*
Candy: *Watching Tim get into his Viper, and drive away*
Julia: *Arrives* Hey, what happened?
Candy: With what? The pursuit?
Julia: Yeah. My partner gets sore when he doesn't catch a suspect.
Candy: Somepony blocked our path with a Mustang. I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.
Julia: Okay.

Meanwhile, at the docks.

Richard: *Looking at the Rolls Royce he stole. It is Далее to the Plymouth* And tomorrow, it will be time to steal the last car, the Chrysler 300. Once I get that, I'll ship the cars into France, and they'll pay me millions for this lot.

It was Далее morning. Конфеты was standing Далее to the Captain to share her plan with the others.

Candy: Our suspect could be in Frenchtown now. My idea is to go undercover for this one.
Tim: Undercover?
Candy: In cars that Richard would never think police ponies would drive. We'll follow him in Mini Vans, trucks, Tim, and Julia, Ты could follow him in your Viper, and Motorcycle if Ты wanted to.
Captain Jefferson: That's a good idea, but remember, Frenchtown is out of our jurisdiction.
Candy: I understand that. Which is why the State Troopers have agreed to help. I called them last night, and told them everything.
Julia: When do we arrest this guy?
Candy: We need to find the rest of the stolen cars he got. Once he takes us there, then we arrest him, and recover all of the stolen cars. Also, we need some kind of a pattern in our chase.

A bus stopped in Frenchtown. Richard got off the bus, and looked around.

Richard: *Grabbing the key to a 300, and sees one* Yes. *Walks towards it, and gets inside*
пони 94: *Driving a Nissan Rogue towards Richard*
Richard: *Starts the car, and drives away. He turns right, and goes 30*
пони 94: *Following Richard*

2 B Continued
 Richard will take this 300.
Richard will take this 300.
posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging by who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles или Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could Ты help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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Let's start with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: яблоко bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes радуга dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't Ты just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after Чтение creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are Ты doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild Животные and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt by them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
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added by Seanthehedgehog
There's a lot еще where this came from ;)
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Дружба — это чудо
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony сказал(-а) "Let's go this way!" And I сказал(-а) "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Друзья to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
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FI - Good news boys I found Ты a gent and mare to Присоединиться Ты up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

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Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied или set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. Ты will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to Ты in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do Ты want to talk...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Ponies: *Driving their cars on the freeway*

Episode 5: The Drifter

Special Guest Stars

Applejack as Julie Gunner
Barry Baricza as Frank
Amtrak as Gordon Fell

Julia: *Driving between a Buick, and a Porsche*

And introducing a new OC, Reggie

A пони in a black suit was riding a Kawasaki motorcycle as fast as he could.

Old Stallion: *Honks his horn twice as the пони passes him* Damn kids on those two wheel death traps. He's going to get himself killed.
Black Suit Pony: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*
Police пони 77: *Talks on the...
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 George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
Sean met up with радуга Dash at the замок in Canterlot with Master Sword, and Wind.

Rainbow Dash: Eggman's soldiers just tried to kill Sean. He might send another squad in here to kill one of us next.
Master Sword: Well if that's the case, we need to stop them.
Wind: They're all in Mobius. How do we get there?
Sean: By teleporting.
Wind: Yes, I know that, but we don't have anything to teleport us there.
Sean: That is where you're wrong. *Grabs his chaos emerald* This little green thing is called a chaos emerald. It is capable of stopping time, if the user knows how to use it correctly. I only...
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Spike: [sighs] Ты know the worst thing about Ты being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to Ты for Совет about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: Ты know, 'cause Ты used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are Ты talking about? I had good Друзья in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any фото from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. Ты know how we put Ты as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need Ты your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem или a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: Ты know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, или terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. Ты don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing by a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, Ты have parked too close to a огонь hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the огонь hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says Ты have to park ten hooves, or...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart