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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor, and Charlie were looking at the sea below them.

Charlie: There's a boat.
Victor: Let's get lower.
Charlie: Good idea.
Victor: *Gets towards the water*
Charlie: *Sees the message on the boat*

Equestrians Were Here. Back Off

Charlie: They killed another crew.
Victor: This is unacceptable!! *Flies down the river, going slightly higher*
Snowflake: Helicopter! *Aims her machine gun, and opens fire*
Charlie: Look out! *Dies*
Vietnamese Pony: *Pushes Charlie out of the helicopter, and sits down in his spot*
Victor: *Shoots Snowflake*
Snowflake: *Stops shooting bullets as she falls down*

еще bullets went between Guy, and Black Tuesday.

Nikki: *Fires at the machine gun* Take this Ты commie bastards!
Victor: Take over for me.
Vietnamese Pony: *Flying the chopper, but gets shot*
Victor: *Jumps out of the helicopter with an AK74, and returns огонь at Nikki*
Nikki: *Gets hit by several bullets* Ahhh! *Dies*
Dead Vietnamese Pony: *Crashes the helicopter into the water*
Guy: *Grabs a shotgun* Don't stop.
Black Tuesday: Got it.
Victor: *Sees Guy, and pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's out of ammo* What? I could have sworn еще bullets were in here.
Guy: *Steps out, and walks towards Victor*
Victor: *Throws his gun at Guy*
Guy: *Gets hit, and falls down while shooting once into the air*
Victor: *Running towards Guy, and starts beating him up*
Snowflake: *Slowly standing up, pulling out a knife*
Victor: *Kicks Guy twice* Are Ты dead yet?
Guy: I.....
Snowflake: Эй, Victor! *Throws the нож at Victor*
Victor: *Gets hit in the chest*
Guy: *Stands up*
Victor: *Pulls out a pistol while getting the нож out of him.
Guy: *Hits Victor, and knocks him onto the ground*
Black Tuesday: *Hits a wave*
Snowflake: Whoa! *Loses her balance, and hits her head on the machine gun, knocking herself out*
Victor: *Attempting to stab Guy with the knife, but Guy keeps dodging it*
Guy: *Dives, and knocks Victor down*
Victor: *Drops his weapons*
Guy: *Goes for the gun*
Victor: *Throws the gun off the boat, then grabs the knife*
Guy: *Pushes Victor towards the edge*
Victor: *Leaning on the edge*
Guy: *Takes the нож out of his hoof*
Victor: *Hits Guy's neck*
Guy: Ouh! *Moves back*
Victor: *Turns around rapidly, and chokes Guy* Drop the knife. Drop it!!
Guy: *Drops the knife*
Victor: I promise Ты when I get Ты into Hanoi, Ты will suffer forever.
Guy: *Can barely breath* Fuck.. You.
Victor: *Continues to choke Guy*

Five bullets were fired, and they hit Victor, killing him.

Snowflake: *On the machine gun after waking up from being knocked out*
Guy: *Walks towards Snowflake*
Snowflake: *Walks towards Guy*
Guy: We're both hurt badly.
Snowflake: Yeah. That was intense.
Black Tuesday: *Stops the boat* We made it Ты two. We're back at our base.

Song (Start at 0:58): link

Guy & Snowflake: *Walk off the лодка together with Black Tuesday*

Three минуты later, Guy was discharged, and sent back to his Главная in Milford. He is still alive, and still makes stop motion Видео to this very day.

50 years later

Guy: *Using a camera to take pictures of a hotwheels Firebird, making it Переместить by itself*

The End

Cast

Guy McIntyre from SeanTheHedgehog
Stargazer from Triq267
Black Tuesday from Triq267
Snowflake from Alinah09
Orion from Alinah09
Summer Pride from NocturnalMirage
Nikki West from Jade_23
SeanTheHedgehog's Fuku Hakumara as Victor Tan
Charlie Kogo from SeanTheHedgehog

The events, and ponies in this Фан fiction are fictitious. Any portrayal of real ponies/events is purely coincidental

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 19, 2016
Greetings Lads and before I go further into topics I may say that my inactivity was made because of my moving from Poland to United Kingdom. I possibly will Переместить еще because of my not typical work. May Переместить soon to Canada honestly and then USA and back to Poland. But enough about that lets get going with topics!

::/ The Fanpop Troll Drama.

They say don't feed the Troll, but it is not easy. May we say that is greatly hard. But why not Troll the Troll. The way I do it is just stupidly answer to they attempts. It is actually funny and cringy of what is happening here. But enough about this Stupidity...
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Song: link

Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...
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real Цитаты by me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way или anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no еще than what Ты expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing еще to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable Ты just want to take everything Ты own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless Ты like stupid comedies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the месяц is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad жопа, попка reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

--

Wolf Of Trottingham: Ты won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: Ты won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?

Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof by behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten сказал(-а) nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave Ты alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad Ты to know Ты actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten сказал(-а) a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. Ты wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten сказал(-а) excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask Ты something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My Друзья Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and паук Man, but now I don’t have one. Can Ты find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are Ты sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED ром all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To Ты maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? Ты guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what Ты say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. Ты going...
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I thought I would have еще ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till Далее time my dear Фаны :)

I'm suppose to write еще words so here's Болталка Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Остаться в живых his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she сказал(-а) yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, папиллон, покрытый сосочками was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: Ты shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...
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Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the радуга magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. Актёрское искусство innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that Ты found her. Have Ты stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with Ты Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would Ты like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the хобот, ствол of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if Ты don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens хобот, ствол door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, Ты got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. Ты have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Шоколад Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta Показать this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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 Mike
Mike
As mentioned in the Назад part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned by CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the салат Bowl Express,...
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posted by Canada24
I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my Избранное moments is found on my Профиль pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a груша instead of apple.
Choosing death if an оранжевый или a банан were her only Еда opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her яблоко cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru