I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..
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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?
Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.
Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned by accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?
Applejack: Yeah. How can Ты just be born with 'em?
Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!
Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.
Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.
Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!
радуга Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!
Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!
Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]
Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is еще powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!
Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.
Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]
Cadance: Do Ты think we should call it off?
радуга Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.
Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and радуга Dash: [general agreement]
Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be еще important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps Ты should address your subjects and remind them of that.
Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry сердце before she leaves).
Shining Armor: [snoring]
Ditto: Shining Armor! Do Ты have everything Ты need for the ceremony?
Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!
Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the
Applejack: And we'll all help Ты with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...
Rarity: That is, if Ты can stay awake long enough to tell us how?
Ditto: Well, Ты better hurry.
Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.
Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.
Luna: Good idea.
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meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue Актёрское искусство awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's Список in Поиск of a solution.
Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).
Spike: Эй, Derpy).
Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!
Spike: What?
Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.
SPright: Riight.. Ты have any ideas about звезда and Sun.
Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!
Spike: I'm serious.
Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.
Spike: Where IS Saten?
Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.
Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.
Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.
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CONVENIENT STORE:
Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?
Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?
Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a капучино and a черника, блуберри scone!
Cashier: I.. I only have Шоколад chip.
Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!
Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)
Saten: (sighs and waits).
Voice: Still so angry, I see.
Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?
Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.
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Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure Ты are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]
Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!
радуга Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.
Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws шлем over Болталка guard)
Royal guards: [whimpering]
Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way еще stressful than I ever thought.
Fluttershy: I can only imagine.
Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.
Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?
Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do Ты think, Shining Armor?
Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!
Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.
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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!
Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!
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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?
Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.
Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned by accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?
Applejack: Yeah. How can Ты just be born with 'em?
Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!
Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.
Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.
Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!
радуга Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!
Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!
Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]
Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is еще powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!
Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.
Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]
Cadance: Do Ты think we should call it off?
радуга Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.
Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and радуга Dash: [general agreement]
Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be еще important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps Ты should address your subjects and remind them of that.
Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry сердце before she leaves).
Shining Armor: [snoring]
Ditto: Shining Armor! Do Ты have everything Ты need for the ceremony?
Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!
Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the
Applejack: And we'll all help Ты with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...
Rarity: That is, if Ты can stay awake long enough to tell us how?
Ditto: Well, Ты better hurry.
Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.
Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.
Luna: Good idea.
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meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue Актёрское искусство awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's Список in Поиск of a solution.
Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).
Spike: Эй, Derpy).
Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!
Spike: What?
Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.
SPright: Riight.. Ты have any ideas about звезда and Sun.
Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!
Spike: I'm serious.
Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.
Spike: Where IS Saten?
Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.
Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.
Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.
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CONVENIENT STORE:
Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?
Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?
Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a капучино and a черника, блуберри scone!
Cashier: I.. I only have Шоколад chip.
Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!
Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)
Saten: (sighs and waits).
Voice: Still so angry, I see.
Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?
Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.
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Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure Ты are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]
Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!
радуга Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.
Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws шлем over Болталка guard)
Royal guards: [whimpering]
Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way еще stressful than I ever thought.
Fluttershy: I can only imagine.
Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.
Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?
Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do Ты think, Shining Armor?
Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!
Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.
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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!
Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd Ты bring me to Cake N' бекон, бэкон for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
Master Sword: Why'd Ты bring me to Cake N' бекон, бэкон for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
