New Era : Reborn Episode 8 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
огонь - What Ты think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot замок is controlled by GlobeX and they have fucking army in gardens. But your mission is to take VIP out of there. Name радуга Dash.
Sandman - Copy that. Let's go.
Watermark - *goes back to car* Damn explosions.. My ears can't take them god.
Sandman - Let's go *gets inside humvee*

-2 hours later-
Sandman - *jumps into trenches* Situatuon?
Private - замок is unable to get. They have HMGs all around and alot of LMGs in garden. But we have UAV online.
Sandman - Request bombarding of one side.
Private - On name?
Sandman - Sandman.
Private - *leaves*
Ice - Shit... Isn't RainbowDash a celebrity.
огонь - еще than that.
Damien - I heard she was about to ge-
*Half of замок is bombarded*
Sandman - Flank them! *runs forward*
Damien - *slowly moves inside* Clear.
Ice - Stairs clear.
Sandman - Go Go Go!
огонь - Clear!
Damien - *kicks doors open* Clear!
Hunter 2-7 - Heli ready awaiting for you.
RD - Help!
GlobeX - Shut up! *smacks her*
Sandman - on me.
GlobeX - Stupid cunt... *grabs her* What Ты gonna do now eh?
RD - Don't hurt me...
Sandman - Wait...
GlobeX - *throes her on the bed* Hahaha! *puts gun go her head* Ты will do anything to stay alive?
Sandman - Now Damien.
Damien - *shoots GlobeX in the head*
огонь - *bust doors open*
Ice - Clear!
Sandman - Good job.
RD - Who are you...
Damien - Saviors.
Ice - или Knights in shining armors!
огонь - Shut the hell up Icepick.
Ice - pfff...
Sandman - to heli!
RD - *enters the VIP heli*
Damien - Off we g-
Pilot - RPG FUCK! *RPG hits Heli as it goes down*
Sandman - Hold on!
Pilot - Mayday, Mayday we are going down Maydsy May-
*Heli crashes*

- 10 минуты later -
Damien - *slowly wakes up*
огонь - *drags hit Icepick to cover*
Sandman - They are focusing on us.
Damien - *grabs M4 and shoots at horde of enemies and Tanks in Garden.
Sandman - Damn it!
Ice - We... We won't make it... God save us all... God... Save us...
Damien - Is that a... Missle in thr air..?
огонь - Holy shit take cover!

TBC.

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Seanthehedgehog Dan, you've made another great story here.

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Pony.mov Crossover... Part 3

posted by Canada24

(these three will be paired up for most of the story)

A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did Ты see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. Ты sai-...

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A Любовь Story: Part 1

posted by applejackrocks1

It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are Ты doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...

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Magic and Friendship Chapter 1

posted by Magicalgirl12

Once upon a time there lived a пони named Trixie. Trixie was a Показать off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic еще than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any еще of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some Еда and some water. She walked to a small пони village. She could hardly walk...

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 1: Nightmares

posted by MinervaHoot

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some Капкейки shoutouts, so if Ты haven't read Cupcakes, please do. Комментарии will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement by the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie сказал(-а) she was sorry, her expression сказал(-а) a different story. A week after...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 2: Poisoned яблоко

posted by MinervaHoot

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the Назад installment, its based on creepypastas, еще specifically Jeff the Killer. Please Комментарий and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a диван, мягкий уголок she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

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Leaked My Little пони Friendship is magic extended introduction lyrics.

posted by eeveegirl95

My Little Pony,
My Little пони ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until Ты all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies Ты opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until Ты all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

радуга Dash

added by karinabrony

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Clancker's Статья on Cloppers. (contains mature content)

posted by clancker1223

Ok. This is my first Статья based on my opinion. If Ты want me to write another Статья on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in Вопрос right now: Cloppers

Yes Ты heard me cloppers. If Ты don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little пони (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If Ты notice there is a clopper, why should that bother Ты in anyway? It's...

My Little пони Memes

added by karinabrony

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Finally! Sweetie Belle's magic!

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Дружба — это чудо

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My Little пони Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No пони can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead by радуга Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead by a пони named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead by Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead by John who somehow survived being killed by a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead by an alicorn named Fuku,...