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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need Ты to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need Ты to go back to the base Ты used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear ракета into Canterlot. Ты HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.


- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
час 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

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Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw grenade* Fuckers!
Alex - *snipes down enemies* Переместить it I can't defend Ты all.
Blaze - *force doors open*
Ghost - Bingo..
Hardscope - Let me check it. *looks at console*
Ghost - Speed up! *fires at incoming GlobeX*
Blaze - APC!
Hardscope - I can't stop it! I'll make it explode above Canterlot!
Dan - Copy. We will then include mission "Firefighter" and destroy Canterlot. The armored ops will get inside and kill everything that moves after evacuating alive Equestrians.
Ghost - Переместить to woods!
APC - *follows them*
Hardscope - Like a good old times!
Blaze - Yeah!
Ghost - Let's get to Alex!
-later-
Alex - We are done. We dropped all weapons?
Ghost - Yeah now wait for Yuri heli...
Blaze - Mhm...
Hardscope - We saved the day.
Alex - *grabs his lungs* Damn my asthma...
Blaze - Let me help Ты with that *takes out винная бутыль, magnum, магнум and shoots Alex in the head*
Hardscope - Alex! *jumps on Blaze*
Blaze - Oops *shoots Hardscope in body*
Ghost - What the fuck Blaze!
Blaze - Sorry guys but your worst enemy was here all the time... *looks at Hardscope* I pity Ты all. *looks at Ghost* GlobeX is the flgreatest military and I won't give Ponies like Ты any bone. I endured your shit for too long. Now time to eliminate you.
Hardscope - GHA... Ты bitch!
Blaze - *points gun at Hardscope* starting with Ты Mr. Golden Soldie-
??? - *slides down and stabs Blaze making him throw gun down the hill*
Blaze - *pushes him away and takes нож out of his body* You! *attacks unknown pony*
Ghost - It's Hooffman!
Hardscope - *runs and punches Blaze but he almost pushes him off the hill, he is now holding on the edge*
Blaze - Bitch! *about to stab Hardscope in the skull*
Ghost - *jumps on Blaze* DAMN YOU* *starts punching him*
Hooffman - Ghost enemy chopper -over Hardscope and run!
Ghost - *gets Hardscope up on hill*
Hardscope - Hooffman you're alive?
Hooffman - It's a long story now run!
Blaze - I will get Ты fuckers!




To Be Continued
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posted by johnnyrivera
Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her Главная dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back сказал(-а) artifact by winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won сказал(-а) vote three times over,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do Ты want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you....
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: Эй, u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: радуга dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes радуга a filly)

filly dash: Эй, u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks радуга back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
(To the tune of heart-shaped box by Nirvana)

Sitting by the door waiting for Ты to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any Ангелы left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no еще urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when Ты ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any Ангелы left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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filly twilight: Эй, where are u going!!!!!!
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)

To be continued.......................
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Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:



Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, Ты may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...
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THE Далее MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a еще mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, Ты were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His Друзья were all there! What a wonderful surprise!...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little пони is owned by Hasbro and created by Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that Ты enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect Животные that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake сказал(-а) "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord сказал(-а) "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...
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