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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE Ты HIDING Queen CHRYSALIS I KNOW Ты ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL Ты FLUTTERSHY IS SHE Истекло HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT Любовь "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND Ты CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
радуга DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE Ты DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME Ты I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I'M SORRY I JUDGE Ты ABOUT THE TRICKS Ты PLAYED IN THE PAST THEN WHO CREATED THOSE DARK PONIES THEN ?

"HAAAAAAAAAAAA TIME TO DIE PONIES FEEL MY WRATH "!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE-

"NO WHAT IS SHE DOING EVERPONY ?

"TAKING YOUR SOULESS CUTIE MARKS WITH ME AND SOON Ты WILL OBEY EVERY ONE OF MY COMMANDS YES"!

APPLEJACK- "NOW WAIT A DARN TOOTIN минута WHO ARE Ты ? PLUS WHERE ARE WE STILL ?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE GIRLS LOOK IT'S A ILLUSION NOT REAL WE BEEN FOOLED ALL THIS TIME "!

RAINBOWDASH- "I'LL SONIC SLAM Ты звезда LIGHTGLIMMER "!

RARITY- WHO DO Ты THINK Ты ARE ?
SPIKE- OH WOW A EVIL CULT LEADER пони THIS SUCKS !

DISCORD- "DO Ты KNOW WHAT Ты DID STARLIGHT GLIMMER Ты STRIPPED MY пони Друзья TO DIE I'M THE POWER OF CHAOS NOT THIS ? ONLY THEN I WILL HELP THE MANE 7 OHHH WAIT SPIKE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOUR MAGIC IS ABOUT TO BE TRAGIC!

FLUTTERSHY- "I DON'T LIKE HER AND HER PUSHY RULES SOME THINGS GOT TO CHANGE?

PRINCESS STARLIGHTGLIMMER- Ты A CHAOS GOD THINK Ты CAN BEAT MY MAGIC HAAAAAA Ты CAN TRY BUT IN THE END I RULE OVER ALL OF EQUESTRIA IT BEGINS NOW пони FUSION ACTIVATE - HAAAAAAAAAA I CAN FEEL IT'S TREMENDOUS POWER GOING INSIDE OF ME "! NOW PONIES MEET THE REAL ME
PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXEGLIMMER I WILL ENJOY DESTROYING GOODBYE EVERYPONY !!!!

MANE 6- HOW DO WE EVEN TRY TO STOP STARLIGHT GLIMMER NOW ?

DISCORD- HELLO, MY пони Друзья WHY DON'T I HYBRID BLEND WITH SPIKE I CHAOS PROMISE TO Ты RARITY YOUR BOYFRIEND DRAGON WILL COME TO NO HARM , ARE Ты READY SPIKE LET'S FUSE TOGETHER NOW , ALRIGHT DISCORD LET BEAT THE RUDE PONIES BUTT FOR GOOD!

PRINCESS GILDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER- Ты DWEEDS AND POWERFUL GLIMMER HERE MUST PUT Ты OUT OF YOUR MEMORY.
SPIKECORD- "AWESOME POWERS INDEED NOW LET'S MAKE PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER REGRET HURTING OUR Друзья TALENTS, DISCORD WHAT A UGLY MIXED BAG AHHH THREE пони HEADS IS NOT BETTER THEN ONE ATTACK ! ROMAN CANDLE FIREWORKS BREATH - IT'S EFFECTIVE !!! "NOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT'S GOING ON MY POWERS ARE DESTROYED Ты PONIES RUINED EVERYTHING NOOOOOO ! , NOOOOO DWEED Ты USED US STARLIGHT GLIMMER LET'S LEAVE TRIXIE YES THE GREAT AND DISHONEST TRIXIE FAILED MAGIC SCHOOL AGAIN !!!

STARLIGHT GLIMMER- "I'M REALLY NOT GOOD AT MAKING Друзья I TRIED TO KILL Ты MANE SIX I WAS WRONG FOR WHAT I DID ALSO USING DARK MAGIC TO MAKE EVIL DARKNESS PONIES SO CAN I BE A FRIEND !

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- Ты HAVE ALONG WAYS TO BE FRIENDSHIP WITH US PONIES

THE END !
added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, Ты don't have to ремень, пояс, пояса it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music пони 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music пони 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music пони 1: серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун dun-
Music пони 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music пони 2: Take your time man.
Music пони 3: Yeah, relax.
Music пони 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then Ты start.
Music пони 1: Gee.
Music пони 2: So? What's the difference?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
You're now chatting with a Болталка stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, Ты can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a Драконы wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are Ты drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are Ты gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND BY SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking вперед when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her замок when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie сказал(-а) excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE сено, сена IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat


Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)



Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Холодное сердце for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. Ты can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. Ты stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because Ты called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got Ты covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the хобот, ствол of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if Ты don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens хобот, ствол door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, Ты got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. Ты have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One день at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking by the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake берег Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have Ты worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have Ты ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, Ты are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, или evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, или send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered by steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful день in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering еще ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Ты really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Ты in the arm! Why aren't Ты bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who Ты calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red пони falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H Эй, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are Ты drunk или something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Ты really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD