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I was watching some Yo Mama Видео on YouTube before I started Письмо this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope Ты guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a день for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought радуга Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth Стена to get away from her!

-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!

-Yo Mama is so fat, she made Cloudsdale fall to the ground!

-Yo Mama is so fat, she melted the Холодное сердце North with her farts!

-Yo Mama is so fat, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks by putting her fat жопа, попка on a diet!

Feel free to put up your own Yo Mama related jokes on this Статья if Ты want. Just make sure they're hilariously insulting.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Stylo gave his testimony, it was Gordon's turn to speak in court.

Judge: Now, tell us exactly what happened on the morning of February 20, 1954.
Gordon: I was telling everypony what to do.

Cheyenne Trainstation

February 20, 1954

Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are Ты going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat you...
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