Notes: The My Little пони franchise and the Бэтмен franchise are not owned and created by me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.
Twilight Sparkle and her Друзья were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight сказал(-а) "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy сказал(-а) "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
радуга Dash сказал(-а) "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie сказал(-а) "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and сказал(-а) "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "This cake should be much better than your Назад cake."
Mr. Cake nervously сказал(-а) "I'm sorry about selling Ты a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса сказал(-а) "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and сказал(-а) "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "It seems like Ты arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike сказал(-а) "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased by Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He сказал(-а) "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker сказал(-а) "This is еще than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord сказал(-а) "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "Welcome Discord. I hope that Ты enjoy your birthday party."
Discord сказал(-а) "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as Ты didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and сказал(-а) "It's nice."
Fluttershy сказал(-а) "Thank goodness."
Discord сказал(-а) "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "What are Ты talking about?"
Discord сказал(-а) "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord сказал(-а) "Because I Любовь chaos. Ты wouldn't understand. Ponies like Ты take away the fun in life by being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord сказал(-а) "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised by the ponies and Discord, but he was amused by it. The Joker сказал(-а) "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "But I didn't hire a clown. Did Ты hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie сказал(-а) "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker сказал(-а) "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and сказал(-а) "I'm Discord. I Любовь chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker сказал(-а) "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord сказал(-а) "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and сказал(-а) "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and сказал(-а) "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She сказал(-а) "Why did Ты call me that?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "I'm sorry to confuse Ты Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and сказал(-а) "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to радуга Dash and сказал(-а) "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker сказал(-а) "Rarity Ты remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity сказал(-а) "Why?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "Because Ты both think that you're better looking than Ты actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker сказал(-а) "It seems like Ты forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike сказал(-а) "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and сказал(-а) "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and сказал(-а) "I Любовь this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker сказал(-а) "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and сказал(-а) "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for Ты ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and сказал(-а) "I want Ты 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make Ты disappear."
Rarity angrily сказал(-а) "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "It's just a quick magic trick."
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса сказал(-а) "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie сказал(-а) "Are Ты going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "Actually I'm going to take Ты with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "Why would Ты sell us?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However Ты will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously сказал(-а) "Are Ты actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He сказал(-а) "Can Ты at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and сказал(-а) "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily сказал(-а) "Then I must stop Ты Joker."
The Joker сказал(-а) "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to перфоратор, удар, пунш the Joker, but he missed. Discord сказал(-а) "Can Ты stay put so I can перфоратор, удар, пунш you?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "I would Любовь to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord сказал(-а) "You hurt me."
The Joker сказал(-а) "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord сказал(-а) "It appears that Ты can't take away the ponies now Ты weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily сказал(-а) "I demand Ты to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and сказал(-а) "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker сказал(-а) "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord сказал(-а) "It seems like I'll have to defeat Ты in a еще simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at Ты ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "Thank Ты for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought Ты were."
Discord сказал(-а) "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
Бэтмен handed Discord the key and snuck away.
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса сказал(-а) "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity сказал(-а) "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and сказал(-а) "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and сказал(-а) "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
Twilight Sparkle and her Друзья were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight сказал(-а) "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy сказал(-а) "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
радуга Dash сказал(-а) "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie сказал(-а) "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and сказал(-а) "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "This cake should be much better than your Назад cake."
Mr. Cake nervously сказал(-а) "I'm sorry about selling Ты a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса сказал(-а) "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and сказал(-а) "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "It seems like Ты arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike сказал(-а) "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased by Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He сказал(-а) "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker сказал(-а) "This is еще than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord сказал(-а) "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "Welcome Discord. I hope that Ты enjoy your birthday party."
Discord сказал(-а) "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as Ты didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and сказал(-а) "It's nice."
Fluttershy сказал(-а) "Thank goodness."
Discord сказал(-а) "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "What are Ты talking about?"
Discord сказал(-а) "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord сказал(-а) "Because I Любовь chaos. Ты wouldn't understand. Ponies like Ты take away the fun in life by being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord сказал(-а) "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised by the ponies and Discord, but he was amused by it. The Joker сказал(-а) "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "But I didn't hire a clown. Did Ты hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie сказал(-а) "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker сказал(-а) "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and сказал(-а) "I'm Discord. I Любовь chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker сказал(-а) "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord сказал(-а) "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and сказал(-а) "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and сказал(-а) "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She сказал(-а) "Why did Ты call me that?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "I'm sorry to confuse Ты Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and сказал(-а) "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to радуга Dash and сказал(-а) "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker сказал(-а) "Rarity Ты remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity сказал(-а) "Why?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "Because Ты both think that you're better looking than Ты actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker сказал(-а) "It seems like Ты forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike сказал(-а) "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and сказал(-а) "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and сказал(-а) "I Любовь this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker сказал(-а) "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and сказал(-а) "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for Ты ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and сказал(-а) "I want Ты 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make Ты disappear."
Rarity angrily сказал(-а) "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "It's just a quick magic trick."
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса сказал(-а) "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie сказал(-а) "Are Ты going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "Actually I'm going to take Ты with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "Why would Ты sell us?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However Ты will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously сказал(-а) "Are Ты actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He сказал(-а) "Can Ты at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and сказал(-а) "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily сказал(-а) "Then I must stop Ты Joker."
The Joker сказал(-а) "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to перфоратор, удар, пунш the Joker, but he missed. Discord сказал(-а) "Can Ты stay put so I can перфоратор, удар, пунш you?"
The Joker сказал(-а) "I would Любовь to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord сказал(-а) "You hurt me."
The Joker сказал(-а) "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord сказал(-а) "It appears that Ты can't take away the ponies now Ты weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily сказал(-а) "I demand Ты to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and сказал(-а) "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker сказал(-а) "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord сказал(-а) "It seems like I'll have to defeat Ты in a еще simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at Ты ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "Thank Ты for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought Ты were."
Discord сказал(-а) "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
Бэтмен handed Discord the key and snuck away.
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса сказал(-а) "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity сказал(-а) "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and сказал(-а) "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and сказал(-а) "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
