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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"

Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.

Trixie: (to Saten) Any еще of those?

Saten: Ты smoke?

Trixie: not til just now.

Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy концерт Ты went too.

Trixie: (coughs) Yeah.. Not my proudest memory.. (smokes more)

Rabbity: Gee whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw.

Mousey: I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord.

Raccoony (tired): Does this mean we can go to sleep now?

Porcupiney: My son will have the nicest постель, кровати in all the forest.

Woodpeckery: Fit for a king!

Squirrely: This is going to be the best critter Рождество ever!

Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -

Saten [as they sing, pulling out new joint, Trixie keeping the other one, walks over to the critters]: All right, we're going now. [He ambles off. A roar is heard nearby. All stop and look. The critters scream.]

Critters: The mountain lion! Hide! [They scatter, leaving the ponies to face the lion alone. The lion peers out from behind a tree, Saten, by instinct, sheilds Trixie).

Saten: Uhhh, Go away! Shoo! [The lion moves off and the critters return.]

Squirrely: Is it gone?

Saten: I think so.

Skunky [behind a low tree]: I'm not c-c-comin' out.

Foxy: Well, this is the end. The mountain lion obviously knows Porcupiney is pregnant, and he's gonna kill it again.

Trixie (throws away joint): Again?

Squirrely: Every Рождество the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.

Porcupiney: Oh dear, I'm so very afraid.

Beavery: [climbs onto a stump and sits up] Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born.

Critters: Awwww! [some of them sob]

Squirrely: Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Saten!

Raccoony: Of course! Saten can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!

Narrator: Of coarse I will! Saten cried with joy.

Saten (dryly) No.. (starts leaving throwing away joint)

Trixie: Saten wait.. What if Fluttershy finds out we let them die.

Saten: ... Fine.

Porcupiney: Рождество is saved! [the critters cheer] The camera looks up from the woods to a mountain in the distance. Dramatic Музыка plays.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) Come back to me alive.

Saten: In case I don't.. (kisses her on the lips for a whole minute, which is longer than Ты think)

Saten: (pulls away and reluntantely flies up to the mountain)

Trixie: ... (picks up his joint) I'm gonna need this.

Rabbity: He'll be fine.

Trixie: If he doesn't.. Your be safer with the lion than from me.
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Source: milkncookies
HELLO , Everypony I Rainbowdash from Cloudsdale won a My Little пони stuffed animal toy in a prize кран machine took me 6 chances with 5 dollars got it for 5 dollars of Fluttershy the wings have Золото glitter on both sides she's awesome and so are Ты everypony later ! Oh, almost forgot I bought a 8 inch Rainbowdash figure at Family Dollar
it was the last one they had so what does everypony think of the bigger size пони toys they sell at Family Dollar for ten dollars plus did Ты find any defects in your figure. I have a slight defect in the paint mess up by the eye nothing too major later!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 7:02): link

Elias: *Drifting off of The Highway*
Julia: He's off the highway! He's taking a right, passing the docks.
Elias: *Passes a truck, and van*

Another car was blocking the road up ahead, so Elias had to turn left.

Elias: *Turns left, but goes too fast, and crashes into a gunshop*
Julia: We got him! He crashed on Main улица, уличный intersecting with Dock Drive. Request back up.
Dispatch: 10-4 24.

Stop the song

Tim: *Taking cover behind a GMC* Gran Turismo Police Department! Come on out!
Elias: *Fires a bullet which hits the Стена behind him*
Tim: Ты missed! Drop your weapon, and come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies arrived in a Jeep.

Military пони 3: What makes Ты think he'll be here?
Military пони 4: This is where he works. Stupid.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Searching the station, the military ponies didn't find Stylo, and decided to check the train yard.

Military пони 3: I still don't think he's here sir.
Military пони 4: I don't care. We're checking the yard, and then we leave.
Pete: *Sitting down with Stylo in the yard tower* I still gotta think of a place to hide you.
Stylo: Where sir?
Pete: I don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andy's car
Andy's car
January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
 Outside were two Chrysler 300's, just like this
Outside were two Chrysler 300's, just like this

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back Ты two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let Ты talk in private....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops Показ MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online Друзья I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were back in the hospital, visiting Dan.

Dan: The doctor says I'll be out tomorrow.
Tim: Good news.
Julia: Now it's time for bad news.
Dan: What happened?
Julia: Remember Black Tuesday, and Stargazer?
Dan: Yes. What about them?
Tim: They were the ones in the Matador Ты told us about.
Dan: I see. Last time Ты chased him, he was driving a Mustang.
Tim: Yeah. I think he might switch cars on us again.
Julia: We'll keep our eyes peeled, and see if he ends up in a different car again.
Dan: Right. By the way, how is everything with the jurisdiction?
Tim: At the moment, not too good. We're gonna...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After failing at trying to get fired, Orion got ready to drive his Далее train. It was a freight train, carrying iron ore, and steel, bound for Denver.

Orion: *Gets an A-B set of E9's, and a U25B coupled up to his train*
Mike: *Standing Далее to Orion's train* Ты have anymore plans on getting fired?
Orion: For the moment, no.
Mike: Ты better think of something, или else Ты may have to quit, and the government will kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: I think I already know that Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Equestrian Underground Labs
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Jake - Doctor Stevsn... Back from the dead.
Steven - Hahaha... Ты really know, as much as I feel alive my existence is vauge.
Jake - Dr. Dan is dead that Ты know.
Steven - According to plans.
Jake - I can't belive he did it.
Steven - Let me tell Ты a story of Project Reborn. Ты see many ponies lose limbs but what if their whole body can't move? A whole artificial body! That was our dream and we tested it on the cores. Ты see Void was a good boy caring for his girlfriend so much he wanted her to be saved. We accepted her as our test subject and then...

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5 Years...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 5 is beginning

This is the first round where the hell hounds arrive.

Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Rainbow Dash: Bring on the dogs!
Pinkie Pie: *Can't buy the Stakeout* But, I am nothing but a peasant!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Standing in front of the door that leads to the costume room*
Hell Hound: *Appears, and runs towards радуга Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the Hell Hound* Bad doggy!
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards радуга Dash, and hides behind her* Save me!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another Hell Hound* Ты can use your MP40 Ты know.
Pinkie Pie: I can?!? *Shoots the Далее Hell Hound* What have...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss arrived in her station wagon, but Hawkeye was not with her.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Pete: Metal Gloss, where's Pierce?
Metal Gloss: Ever since he arrived late yesterday in that freight with Stylo, he hasn't been taking it well.
Pete: What did he do?
Metal Gloss: He's been drinking heavily, and locked himself in his own room. He won't talk, или anything.
Pete: Hmm, it's not like Pierce. After work, we're going to try to talk to him. All of us.

Song: link

At night, Hawkeye...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - *attacks him with sword*
Dan - *avoids* Too slow...*kicks him away* If Ты want for Snowflake to stay alive Ты better try harder!
Void - *takes out gun and shoots*
Dan - *avoids and fly lower hurting Snowflake*
Void - N-No... You... M- my сердце hurts... No...
Dan - Break apart... Do it.
Void - *stops moving* (I... Остаться в живых it...) *attacks Dan directly*
Dan - *gets pierced* Ugh... Y-Yes... *looks in Void eyes* This is our end... Void... Me bleeding out... Ты slowly dying too. Ha... Ha... *close eyes*
Void - Shut up... Ты made me do it.. *drops Dan's dead body and falls on the ground himself*
Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a пони that украл, палантин a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's вверх speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Holy Palladin замок - Ponyville
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Joker - What it is sir.
Deathwish - Calling us both here.
Palladin - An yes it's time for us to take action.
Joker - Ohoho are we reacting to movements now?
Palladin - Our Feudal Recreational Dictatorship is great, but Noone accept it so with assassination of Queen we may have еще to talk... He he he. Alias with death of Arthur we have еще to tell on Equestrian Concuil.
Joker - Shall we prepare?
Deathwish - Hmhmhm it's time we waited for.


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Canterlot Castle.
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Shadowknight - *sighs* this guy is pathetic.
Crimson - Uhhh.
Pearl - How this stalion can marry my sister....
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)