Grand Theft Ponies 6 Roleplay Announcement

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I wanna do this before Rockstar creates Grand Theft Auto 6. I don't know if they'll consider doing that when Ты think about how Популярное Grand Theft Auto 5 has become, but I'm not taking any chances.

Here are the Список of cars that will be available in the game.

2015 Alton Genji: link

2016 Alton NSX: link

2002 Alton Sparkle: link

2020 Bender Benderna: link

1960 Bender Spoon: link

1957 Canterlot Captain: link

1968 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1980 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1986 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1965 Canterlot GMO: link

2002 Canterlot Montana: link

1955 Chevronet Belair: link

1956 Chevronet Belair: link

1957 Chevronet Belair: link

1979 Chevronet Camareo: link

2013 Chevronet Camareo: link

2018 Chevronet Camareo: link

1966 Chevronet Capri: link

1968 Chevronet Chevenne: link

1970 Chevronet Chevenne: link

1953 Chevronet Corvette: link

1957 Chevronet Corvette: link

1960 Chevronet Corvette: link

1961 Chevronet Corvette: link

1967 Chevronet Corvette: link

1968 Chevronet Corvette: link

1996 Chevronet Corvette: link

1998 Chevronet Corvette: link

2006 Chevronet Corvette: link

2015 Chevronet Corvette: link

2019 Chevronet Corvette: link

2016 Chevronet Cruze: link

1970 Chevronet El Freighto: link

1958 Chevronet Pearla: link

1979 Chevronet Pearla: link

1984 Chevronet Station Wagon: link

1946 Chevronet Truck: link

2015 Coltillac ATS: link

1959 Coltillac El Dorito: link

1952 Coltillac Hearse: link

1955 Coltillac Fleetwood: link

2020 Comda Amplifier: link

2020 Comda Rebound: link

2020 Comda Silverliner: link

2020 Dodge Alicornia: link

2020 Dodge Alicornia Police Car: link

2015 Dodge Cobra: link

1970 Dodge Kodachrome: link

2019 Dodge Pegasus: link

1970 Dodge Polaroid: link

1999 Dodge Silverton: link

2015 EMW Hitler: link

2020 EMW P2: link

2020 EMW P3: link

1987 EMW P6: link

2018 EMW P6: link

1974 EMW Turbo: link

2017 Flam Adventure: link

2016 Flam Adventure Police Car: link

1955 Flam Crown Victoria: link

2011 Flam Crown Victoria Police Car: link

1979 Flam F-150: link

2006 Flam GT: link

2019 Flam GT: link

1956 Flam Lightningbird: link

1957 Flam Lightningbird: link

1959 Flam Lightningbird: link

1962 Flam Lightningbird: link

1964 Flam Lightningbird: link

1968 Flam Lightningbird: link

1975 Flam Lightningbird: link

1977 Flam Lightningbird: link

1982 Flam Lightningbird: link

1985 Flam Lightningbird: link

1990 Flam Lightningbird: link

2003 Flam Lightningbird: link

1990 Flam Servant: link

1961 Flam System: link

1940 Flam Woody: link

1966 Flam Wrestler: link

1969 Flam Wrestler: link

1970 Flam Wrestler: link

1971 Flam Wrestler: link

1975 Flam Wrestler: link

1980 Flam Wrestler: link

1989 Flam Wrestler: link

1995 Flam Wrestler: link

2001 Flam Wrestler: link

2005 Flam Wrestler: link

2013 Flam Wrestler: link

2017 Flam Wrestler: link

1968 Flim Electric: link

2020 Flim Golf: link

1980 Flim Riviera: link

1957 Flim Special: link

1969 Flim Sportwagon: link

2017 Foallari 512: link

1995 Foallari F59PH: link

1957 Foalsmobile 800: link

1955 Foalsmobile Christmas: link

1985 Foalsmobile Tornado: link

2020 Genesis Jockey: link

1971 Hoofington Ark: link

1952 Hoofington Cramp: link

1968 Hoofington Shark: link

1970 Hoofington Sputnik: link

1989 Hudson Legend: link

2018 Hudson Pretzel: link

1978 Hudson Prostitute: link

1981 Kawasaki Jones: link

1975 Lambronyni Cacht: link

2020 Lambronyni Pene: link

1948 Laune Silverspoon: link

2015 Laune Silverspoon: link

2020 Lunastar 22: link

2020 Lunastar 33: link

1966 Lunastar Newcastle: link

1961 Marecedes Luxus: link

2019 Marecedes C33: link

2019 Marecedes Luxus: link

1958 Marecury Monterey: link

1977 Marecury Grand Marquis: link

2018 Meuzda 9000: link

2019 Meuzda Amuem: link

2017 Milford Archaeologist: link

1958 Milford 2000: link

2020 PMC Arcade: link

2020 PMC Cornelius: link

1980 PMC Valley: link

1956 Pony-Davidson Hammer: link

2020 Pony-Davidson Knight Rider: link

1992 Skyline Rule 32: link

1997 Skyline Rule 33: link

2002 Skyline Rule 34: link

2019 Skyline Ultimum: link

2020 Toycolta Camera: link

2020 Toycolta Supreme: link

2018 Via Missile: link

2013 Zurlington Vomit: link

The roleplay is currently underway. Come here to join: link

Canada24 how about dirt bikes

Seanthehedgehog They'll be unlocked in later missions.

Canada24 I'lll add the comet two

Seanthehedgehog Dirtbikes, and a Porsche. Got it.

Canada24 I perfer saying comet, but howay And maybe Trevor's truck.. Bodhi.

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* Ты told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it или not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are Ты going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get Ты anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight минуты later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...

On The Block Episode 21 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...

Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

вверх 4 WORST moments in Friendship is Magic

posted by Canada24

#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked by all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most Фаны label Iron Will as a...

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вверх 5 most overrated movies..

posted by Canada24

#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the Список anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what Ты gonna say.
You...

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Капкейки 2... PART 6

posted by Canada24

AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means Ты guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from Капкейки - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 87 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 84 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, Facebook

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Saten Twist Adventures: season 2 episode 1.. PART 4

posted by Canada24

Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof by behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten сказал(-а) nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave Ты alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad Ты to know Ты actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten сказал(-а) a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. Ты wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten сказал(-а) excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.

Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..

My Scootaloo Mission: What It Is, Why I Care, And Why I'm Doing It

posted by Edvine2

Ever since one of my Избранное episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total еще like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now Ты have a total...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Scootaloo)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask Ты something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My Друзья Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and паук Man, but now I don’t have one. Can Ты find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...

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Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Rarity)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth by his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an Зачарованная suit of armor made by Odin, but stolen by Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...

My review: The old switcharoo (Be aware, I use strong language)

posted by Canada24

Alright..

So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my Избранное character Twilight and AppleJack, by using the theme of INCEST..

Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?

I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer Чтение Alpha & Omega stories.

But nope.
Even my little пони has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.

This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.

Anyway..

don't EVER read this story.
But if Ты really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..

Saten Twist Adventures, season 2 episode 1, part 3

posted by Canada24

Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing Ты to Jacky" Saten сказал(-а) with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day....

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Эй, everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are Ты doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would Ты tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest звезда Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958...

My review on "Snowdrop"

posted by PeacefulCritic

To be honest, It's almost Рождество and I haven't done anything for that Holiday. Just because I'm working on a new review series that wouldn't be finished until after New years. There's obviously something wrong with that. So, out of guilt I'm giving Ты my review on "Snowdrop".Ah, yes the infamous and Famous "Snowdrop" from "SillyFillyStudios". This piece of Фан made episode left a big impact on еще then just 400 of us.

Why's that exactly well, for that we have to look into the main character herself Snowdrop. She's pretty likable. She has a personality,development and a lot, a lot of sympathy,...

Gummy's Yummy Рождество

posted by TotalDramaFan60

TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy медведь wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.

Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.

Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!

"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
кленовый, клен and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"

Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...

Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!