Five Фан fictions are in this Статья for your enjoyment. Have fun.
Trust радуга Dash
Everyday, радуга Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.
радуга Dash: *Passing by Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
радуга Dash: *Lands Далее to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
радуга Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. Ты can never trust a пони to do anything.
радуга Dash: I'm a pony, and Ты can trust me. I'll try to find a place that's open. *Flies off*
Nearby at Carousel Botique
Rarity: *Loading wagon* This is absurd! I have to take all these dresses to Fillydelphia, where nearly everypony will rob Ты for everything Ты got!
Applejack: *Arrives* Howdy Rarity.
Rarity: Don't Howdy me! I have to go to-
Applejack: I know, Ты have to go to Fillydelphia with all those dresses in the wagon, but you're worried of getting robbed. If Ты pretend to be sick, Ты wouldn't have to go.
Rarity: Yes, you're right. *Sees радуга Dash* радуга Dash is coming. I'll pretend to be sick now.
радуга Dash: *Arrives* Hi Applejack, and Rarity. Isn't it a lovely день today?
Applejack: Yes it is, but not for Rarity. She's feeling sick.
Rarity: Yes she is- I mean I am!
радуга Dash: Don't worry. If Ты want me to help, I can do that.
Rarity: Thank you. This wagon of dresses needs to go all the way to Fillydelphia. I don't know if anypony can get it there.
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Applejack: Alrighty then.
радуга Dash got hitched up to the wagon, and started going to Fillydelphia.
Applejack: And now, your worries are over.
Rarity: Oh Applejack, you're a genius.
Applejack: Nah, I'm just smart.
Rarity: That's what a genius is.
Applejack: Oh.
There was a steep холм, хилл that радуга Dash had to go over in order to get to Fillydelphia.
радуга Dash: *Looks up hill* Well, that's the only way to go to Fillydelphia, so here goes nothing. *Pulling wagon up mountain* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Mafia пони 53: *See радуга Dash* Hey, where's Rarity?
Mafia пони 42: I don't know. That blue pegasus is doing the job for her.
Mafia пони 57: Let's rob her anyway. One пони is as good as another.
радуга Dash: Almost to the top.
Mafia Ponies: Freeze! *Pointing Оружие at радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: AH! *Runs away*
Mafia Ponies: *Shooting at радуга Dash*
They shot her leg, and the blue pegasus fell on the ground. They thought she was dead, but радуга Dash was faking it.
Mafia Ponies: *Unhitches радуга Dash from wagon, and take it* These dresses will be great for our special someponies.
радуга Dash: *Laying on ground* Aw man. Today was going so well, and then this had to happen.
Vinyl Scratch: *Arrives* Dash, are Ты okay?
радуга Dash: I wish I was.
Vinyl soon healed радуга Dash with magic, and the two ponies walked back to Ponyville together.
радуга Dash: I just remembered something. Zecora needs spice to make a potion, but every store that sells spice is closed.
Vinyl Scratch: I think I might be able to change that. I'll arrange a концерт at one of those stores, and they'll have to open. Then, Zecora can get the spice she needs.
Back at Ponyville, Vinyl Scratch did exactly what she told радуга Dash. The концерт was a success, and Zecora was able to buy what she needed.
радуга Dash: *At Carousel Botique with Applejack, and Rarity*
Rarity: I'm really sorry about what happened to Ты Rainbow.
Applejack: Me too, just a big misunderstanding. No harm done, right?
радуга Dash: Right. I know Ты didn't mean for me to get shot.
Zecora: *Arrives* I want to thank Ты for your help Dash. I know to trust ponies еще often, especially if their name is радуга Dash.
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity: *Walk away*
радуга Dash: Well, today has been a pretty interesting day.
Now everypony knows that they can Trust радуга Dash
The End
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & The Famous Visitor
In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.
радуга Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking яблоко trees.
радуга Dash: I never knew Ты could have a record for bucking яблоко trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty яблоко trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous пони is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of Ты are freaking out about nothing if Ты ask me. *Walks away*
That night, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was sleeping, but the other ponies were talking to Max, and listening to interesting stories.
Далее morning Max was gone. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса found радуга Dash, and Snips.
Applejack: Good riddance. Talking all night keeping ponies like me awake. Who was he anyway?
радуга Dash: Snips told you, he's famous.
Applejack: As famous as me?
радуга Dash: He's famouser then you.
Snips: Uhmm. радуга Dash? *Whispering in радуга Dash's ear*
радуга Dash: Oh. He's got еще fame then you. Max bucked thirty яблоко trees in five minutes.
Applejack: Well I didn't like the way he looked. He has no tail. Never trust ponies with no tail. They aren't respectable. I never boast, but bucking thirty яблоко trees in five минуты sounds easy to me.
Later, Snips went to see Vinyl Scratch
Vinyl: Hi Snips. That famous пони passed by just now. He сказал(-а) my Музыка was great. Wasn't he nice?
Snips: Yeah, but яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса thinks he's not respectable.
Vinyl: Ignore her. She thinks nopony should be famous, but her.
Applejack: *Running past with empty buckets* He did it, I'll do it! He did it, I'll do it!
Snips: She'll work too hard, and hurt herself.
Applejack: *Bucking яблоко trees quickly*
Big Mac: *Arrives* Take it easy. Ты ain't running a race.
Applejack: Yes I am! *Continues bucking trees*
One of the trees had a loose branch.
Applejack: *Kicks дерево with loose branch*
The branch fell, and cut Applejack's tail off.
Big Mac: Umm, Applejack?
Applejack: What? *Looks at tail* My tail fell off! Oh man. Don't tell anypony, will you?
Big Mac: Eenope.
Applejack: I hope nopony else notices.
Snips: *Shows up*
Big Mac: Bye. *Walks away*
еще Ponies: *Arriving, and laughing at Applejack*
Snips: Never trust ponies with no tail. They aren't respectable.
The End
Wings
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth кекс Ты had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet яблоко Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make Ты feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered by anypony.
As яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the вверх of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That пони who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that Ты don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of пони Ты are, Ты mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create еще ponies, so we won't need Ты anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, Ты had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but Ты drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course Ты are. Ты drank too much water, and Ты don't feel well. Drink some Ginger пиво, эль, эля instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One еще Вопрос Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would Ты like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did Ты get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would Ты like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive Ты of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give Ты six pairs of wings, and Ты can have them by tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do Ты think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are Ты not feeling well?! Maybe Ты should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was the one shouting to her.
The End
радуга Dash And The Chinese Dragon
This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.
радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her by thinking she was a ghost. радуга Dash doesn't like that.
One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are Ты dreaming about the time Ты thought I was a ghost?
радуга Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope Ты don't mind the room being dark.
радуга Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure Ты don't get scared.
радуга Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to sleep*
Далее morning, радуга Dash was called down to town hall.
Mayor Mare: I would like Ты to collect something unusual at the trainstation tonight.
радуга Dash: What sort of something?
Mayor Mare: Wait, and see.
Pinkie Pie: *Pushing a тележка, корзина of Капкейки outside of Sugarcube Corner*
Derpy: *Has a тележка, корзина of muffins for sale* Who wants muffins?
Everypony: *Goes to Derpy*
Derpy: *Making money off of the muffins she is selling*
Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie! Why haven't we sold any cupcakes? I can't afford to have our business be defeated by that stupid pegasus selling muffins.
Pinkie Pie: I'm doing my best.
Mr. Cake: Yeah well your best is not good enough. *Ties Pinkie Pie to cart, and cinderblocks* I'll check on Ты tomorrow morning. *Leaves*
Pinkie Pie was not allowed to leave until all of the Капкейки were sold. That night, she was looking around the улица, уличный she was on, and was scared.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears a loud scream* Oh! What was that?
It was only an owl, but Pinkie Pie didn't know that. Meanwhile at the trainstation, радуга Dash was getting something for the mayor.
Workers: *Taking dragon out of train, and onto wagon*
радуга Dash: *Sees dragon* Run for your lives! It's a dragon!
Worker: Don't worry. This dragon is made out of cardboard, and paper. It's for a party that Mayor Mare is holding for one of her friends.
радуга Dash: Oh, hehe. False alarm.
Worker: There's a button on here that makes smoke come out of the dragon. Make sure it works.
радуга Dash: *Hits button, and sees smoke come out of dragon* It works.
Then радуга Dash had to take the Chinese Dragon to Mayor Mare. Pinkie Pie was asleep, and had no idea about the dragon.
радуга Dash: *Pushing dragon towards Pinkie*
Pinkie Pie: *Still sleeping*
радуга Dash: *Hits button*
Pinkie Pie: *Gets hit by smoke, and wakes up*
радуга Dash: *Continues pushing dragon*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees dragon* AAAAAAAAAH!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!!!!
Poor Pinkie. She didn't notice the dragon was fake, and was on a wagon being pushed by радуга Dash.
Далее day, Mr. Cake set Pinkie free, and she went to go see Applejack.
Pinkie Pie: You'll never guess what I saw last night.
Applejack: *In no mood for puzzles* I'm a busy pony, and I don't have time for your games.
Pinkie Pie: I saw a huge dragon! It was going to kill me.
Applejack: You've been in the sun for too long. There's no dragon here. *Walks away*
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса then told everypony about what Pinkie Pie told her.
Pinkie Pie: *Sitting on bench, and is very sad*
Rarity: *Walking by* Look out Pinkie, или the dragon might gobble Ты up! *Laughing*
Derpy & Snips: *Laughing at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Walking back to Sugarcube Corner* Maybe яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса is right. Maybe I did imagine it.
радуга Dash: *Taking dragon back to train station*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees dragon* Help! Save me!
радуга Dash: *Stops pushing dragon* Don't worry. It's just a decoration.
Pinkie Pie: Ты tricked me!
радуга Dash: Were Ты scared?
Pinkie Pie: Ja!
радуга Dash: I guess that makes us even.
Pinkie Pie couldn't help, but smile at her blue pegasus friend.
The End.
радуга Dash Saves The Day
It was a beautiful день in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.
One day, радуга Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.
Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that Ты would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until Ты get back.
радуга Dash: I won't let Ты down. *Flies to the quarry*
By the time she arrived, радуга Dash met an earth пони named Michael. He was not happy to meet радуга Dash
Michael: Oh, I've seen Ты around town before. What are Ты doing here?
радуга Dash: Princess Celestia sent me here to help.
Michael: Well we do need a pegasus, but a mare like Ты can't get the job done.
радуга Dash: That's not true. *Goes to start work*
Manager: *Hiding in a shadow, so Ты can't see what he looks like* Эй, kid, forget about Michael, he was once called Douchebag, but he somehow changed his identity.
радуга Dash: Isn't that illegal?
Manager: Not unless Ты pay the government. Listen, all I need Ты to do is fly towards part of the cliffs, and kick some rocks down. When they hit the ground, other ponies will collect them. You'll be staying with us for a few days, so we made a place for Ты to sleep. One of the workers will Показать Ты how to get there.
радуга Dash: Thanks a lot. *Flies up towards cliff*
The rocks weren't difficult to knock down. At the вверх of the cliff however, Michael was making plans to sabotage her work.
радуга Dash: *Kicks rock down to ground*
Worker: *Picks up rock, and puts it in wagon*
Worker 2: *Pulls wagon*
Worker: Thanks Dash. Keep up the good work.
радуга Dash: Ты got it.
Michael: *Has a big bucket of sand* Hehehehe! This will be great!! *Runs down cliff*
Nearby, was a swing. It was being held back by a rope, but Michael was going to shoot the rope in order to make the свинг, качели hit the bucket, and pour the sand on вверх of радуга Dash.
Michael: Nopony can see me. Hahaha! *Aiming gun at rope*
радуга Dash: *Kicks two rocks towards the ground at the same time*
Michael: *Shoots rope*
Worker: There's sand falling from the вверх of the cliff!
радуга Dash: What? *Looks at sand* Oh boy! *Gets hit by sand, and falls on ground, then gets stuck*
Michael: Hahaha! *Walks over to радуга Dash* What were Ты thinking? Just standing there, and letting the sand trap Ты like that? You're such a wimp.
радуга Dash: Ты caused that on purpose!
Michael: Ты can't get out, can you?
радуга Dash: No!
Michael: If Ты can't get out of that pile of sand, Ты probably don't have what it takes to pull a wagon with a heavy load. No wonder why mares get killed in favor of stallions.
радуга Dash: I don't believe you!
Later that night, радуга Dash was thinking about all the sexist things Michael сказал(-а) to her, and she was worried. Maybe he was right. What if all mares got killed in favor of stallions?
Далее morning, she was still feeling sad. Big Macintosh brought some яблоко cider for the workers.
Michael: Awesome, you're the best Big Mac.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Worker: Cider time!
радуга Dash: *Goes to get cider*
Michael: Not you! This is for stallions only.
радуга Dash: But I want some!
Michael: Too bad! *Drinks cider* Aw man. This is good.
Worker: *Drinks cider* You'r absolutely right. This is delicious.
Michael: I'm going to collect a lot of rocks for everypony now. *Runs to get started with his work, then falls on ground, and coughs* I don't feel so good!
Worker: *Coughing* Neither do I!
Big Macintosh: *Looks at cider* Oh no! This cider expired.
All the workers were not feeling well. The only ponies in the quarry that didn't drink the cider were радуга Dash, Big Macintosh, and the manager.
Manager: *Still hiding in shadow* Can any of Ты get some medicine to cure these ponies? The pharmacy is a mile away, and we need Code X vitamins to help everypony feel better.
Big Macintosh: I have to go back to Sweet Apples Acres. Later. *Runs away*
радуга Dash: I guess it's up to me.
Manager: Yeah. Don't let us down.
радуга Dash: I'll be back with the medicine. *Flies to pharmacy*
When she got there, she wasted no time asking for the medicine.
радуга Dash: I need all of your Code X vitamins. This is an emergency!
Doctor: I'll get it set for Ты quickly. That'll be 500 bits.
радуга Dash: *Pays doctor 500 bits*
радуга Dash was hitched up to four wagons, and they were loaded up with the Code X vitamins. All of the wagons were heavy. радуга Dash pulled as hard as she could. Her hooves slipped, so she tried to pull the wagons by flying.
радуга Dash: *Can't pull the wagons* I gotta get this to the quarry! I can't let anypony down! I, think, I, can! *Starts to pull the wagons* I'm doing it. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!
She continued saying those four words, and soon it was easy to get all the way to the quarry.
Meanwhile, at the quarry. Everypony was getting sicker, and sicker.
Michael: Uugh! I knew we couldn't trust that blue pegasus!
Worker: She'll be here. I know she will.
Worker 2: Ты shouldn't have been so mean to here Michael.
Michael: Shut up!
радуга Dash: *Arrives* Special delivery! Code X for everypony that is sick.
Worker: Ha! I knew it.
Michael: *Not happy*
радуга Dash: *Stops Далее to Michael, and is very tired. Much of her face is red from exhaustion, and some sweat is seen coming down from her head.*
Michael: *Stares at радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: And Ты thought I couldn't pull a heavy wagon. Well, I pulled four.
Michael: I don't believe you.
радуга Dash: I don't care. I made it here all by myself, and Ты thought I couldn't do it. No wonder why mares are better then stallions.
Celestia soon arrived with Pinkie Pie.
Celestia: Well done радуга Dash. Ты brought the medicine here, despite all the bad things Michael сказал(-а) about you.
радуга Dash: Thank Ты Princess.
Pinkie Pie: And now it's time for a party! *Shoots party пушка into sky*
The last few days working at the quarry wasn't so bad for радуга Dash. They threw a party for her, Michael got fired for good, and she became Друзья with everypony working there.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Trust радуга Dash
Everyday, радуга Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.
радуга Dash: *Passing by Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
радуга Dash: *Lands Далее to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
радуга Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. Ты can never trust a пони to do anything.
радуга Dash: I'm a pony, and Ты can trust me. I'll try to find a place that's open. *Flies off*
Nearby at Carousel Botique
Rarity: *Loading wagon* This is absurd! I have to take all these dresses to Fillydelphia, where nearly everypony will rob Ты for everything Ты got!
Applejack: *Arrives* Howdy Rarity.
Rarity: Don't Howdy me! I have to go to-
Applejack: I know, Ты have to go to Fillydelphia with all those dresses in the wagon, but you're worried of getting robbed. If Ты pretend to be sick, Ты wouldn't have to go.
Rarity: Yes, you're right. *Sees радуга Dash* радуга Dash is coming. I'll pretend to be sick now.
радуга Dash: *Arrives* Hi Applejack, and Rarity. Isn't it a lovely день today?
Applejack: Yes it is, but not for Rarity. She's feeling sick.
Rarity: Yes she is- I mean I am!
радуга Dash: Don't worry. If Ты want me to help, I can do that.
Rarity: Thank you. This wagon of dresses needs to go all the way to Fillydelphia. I don't know if anypony can get it there.
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Applejack: Alrighty then.
радуга Dash got hitched up to the wagon, and started going to Fillydelphia.
Applejack: And now, your worries are over.
Rarity: Oh Applejack, you're a genius.
Applejack: Nah, I'm just smart.
Rarity: That's what a genius is.
Applejack: Oh.
There was a steep холм, хилл that радуга Dash had to go over in order to get to Fillydelphia.
радуга Dash: *Looks up hill* Well, that's the only way to go to Fillydelphia, so here goes nothing. *Pulling wagon up mountain* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Mafia пони 53: *See радуга Dash* Hey, where's Rarity?
Mafia пони 42: I don't know. That blue pegasus is doing the job for her.
Mafia пони 57: Let's rob her anyway. One пони is as good as another.
радуга Dash: Almost to the top.
Mafia Ponies: Freeze! *Pointing Оружие at радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: AH! *Runs away*
Mafia Ponies: *Shooting at радуга Dash*
They shot her leg, and the blue pegasus fell on the ground. They thought she was dead, but радуга Dash was faking it.
Mafia Ponies: *Unhitches радуга Dash from wagon, and take it* These dresses will be great for our special someponies.
радуга Dash: *Laying on ground* Aw man. Today was going so well, and then this had to happen.
Vinyl Scratch: *Arrives* Dash, are Ты okay?
радуга Dash: I wish I was.
Vinyl soon healed радуга Dash with magic, and the two ponies walked back to Ponyville together.
радуга Dash: I just remembered something. Zecora needs spice to make a potion, but every store that sells spice is closed.
Vinyl Scratch: I think I might be able to change that. I'll arrange a концерт at one of those stores, and they'll have to open. Then, Zecora can get the spice she needs.
Back at Ponyville, Vinyl Scratch did exactly what she told радуга Dash. The концерт was a success, and Zecora was able to buy what she needed.
радуга Dash: *At Carousel Botique with Applejack, and Rarity*
Rarity: I'm really sorry about what happened to Ты Rainbow.
Applejack: Me too, just a big misunderstanding. No harm done, right?
радуга Dash: Right. I know Ты didn't mean for me to get shot.
Zecora: *Arrives* I want to thank Ты for your help Dash. I know to trust ponies еще often, especially if their name is радуга Dash.
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity: *Walk away*
радуга Dash: Well, today has been a pretty interesting day.
Now everypony knows that they can Trust радуга Dash
The End
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & The Famous Visitor
In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.
радуга Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking яблоко trees.
радуга Dash: I never knew Ты could have a record for bucking яблоко trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty яблоко trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous пони is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of Ты are freaking out about nothing if Ты ask me. *Walks away*
That night, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was sleeping, but the other ponies were talking to Max, and listening to interesting stories.
Далее morning Max was gone. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса found радуга Dash, and Snips.
Applejack: Good riddance. Talking all night keeping ponies like me awake. Who was he anyway?
радуга Dash: Snips told you, he's famous.
Applejack: As famous as me?
радуга Dash: He's famouser then you.
Snips: Uhmm. радуга Dash? *Whispering in радуга Dash's ear*
радуга Dash: Oh. He's got еще fame then you. Max bucked thirty яблоко trees in five minutes.
Applejack: Well I didn't like the way he looked. He has no tail. Never trust ponies with no tail. They aren't respectable. I never boast, but bucking thirty яблоко trees in five минуты sounds easy to me.
Later, Snips went to see Vinyl Scratch
Vinyl: Hi Snips. That famous пони passed by just now. He сказал(-а) my Музыка was great. Wasn't he nice?
Snips: Yeah, but яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса thinks he's not respectable.
Vinyl: Ignore her. She thinks nopony should be famous, but her.
Applejack: *Running past with empty buckets* He did it, I'll do it! He did it, I'll do it!
Snips: She'll work too hard, and hurt herself.
Applejack: *Bucking яблоко trees quickly*
Big Mac: *Arrives* Take it easy. Ты ain't running a race.
Applejack: Yes I am! *Continues bucking trees*
One of the trees had a loose branch.
Applejack: *Kicks дерево with loose branch*
The branch fell, and cut Applejack's tail off.
Big Mac: Umm, Applejack?
Applejack: What? *Looks at tail* My tail fell off! Oh man. Don't tell anypony, will you?
Big Mac: Eenope.
Applejack: I hope nopony else notices.
Snips: *Shows up*
Big Mac: Bye. *Walks away*
еще Ponies: *Arriving, and laughing at Applejack*
Snips: Never trust ponies with no tail. They aren't respectable.
The End
Wings
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth кекс Ты had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet яблоко Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make Ты feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered by anypony.
As яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the вверх of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That пони who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that Ты don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of пони Ты are, Ты mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create еще ponies, so we won't need Ты anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, Ты had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but Ты drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course Ты are. Ты drank too much water, and Ты don't feel well. Drink some Ginger пиво, эль, эля instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One еще Вопрос Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would Ты like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did Ты get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would Ты like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive Ты of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give Ты six pairs of wings, and Ты can have them by tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do Ты think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are Ты not feeling well?! Maybe Ты should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was the one shouting to her.
The End
радуга Dash And The Chinese Dragon
This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.
радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her by thinking she was a ghost. радуга Dash doesn't like that.
One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are Ты dreaming about the time Ты thought I was a ghost?
радуга Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope Ты don't mind the room being dark.
радуга Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure Ты don't get scared.
радуга Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to sleep*
Далее morning, радуга Dash was called down to town hall.
Mayor Mare: I would like Ты to collect something unusual at the trainstation tonight.
радуга Dash: What sort of something?
Mayor Mare: Wait, and see.
Pinkie Pie: *Pushing a тележка, корзина of Капкейки outside of Sugarcube Corner*
Derpy: *Has a тележка, корзина of muffins for sale* Who wants muffins?
Everypony: *Goes to Derpy*
Derpy: *Making money off of the muffins she is selling*
Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie! Why haven't we sold any cupcakes? I can't afford to have our business be defeated by that stupid pegasus selling muffins.
Pinkie Pie: I'm doing my best.
Mr. Cake: Yeah well your best is not good enough. *Ties Pinkie Pie to cart, and cinderblocks* I'll check on Ты tomorrow morning. *Leaves*
Pinkie Pie was not allowed to leave until all of the Капкейки were sold. That night, she was looking around the улица, уличный she was on, and was scared.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears a loud scream* Oh! What was that?
It was only an owl, but Pinkie Pie didn't know that. Meanwhile at the trainstation, радуга Dash was getting something for the mayor.
Workers: *Taking dragon out of train, and onto wagon*
радуга Dash: *Sees dragon* Run for your lives! It's a dragon!
Worker: Don't worry. This dragon is made out of cardboard, and paper. It's for a party that Mayor Mare is holding for one of her friends.
радуга Dash: Oh, hehe. False alarm.
Worker: There's a button on here that makes smoke come out of the dragon. Make sure it works.
радуга Dash: *Hits button, and sees smoke come out of dragon* It works.
Then радуга Dash had to take the Chinese Dragon to Mayor Mare. Pinkie Pie was asleep, and had no idea about the dragon.
радуга Dash: *Pushing dragon towards Pinkie*
Pinkie Pie: *Still sleeping*
радуга Dash: *Hits button*
Pinkie Pie: *Gets hit by smoke, and wakes up*
радуга Dash: *Continues pushing dragon*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees dragon* AAAAAAAAAH!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!!!!
Poor Pinkie. She didn't notice the dragon was fake, and was on a wagon being pushed by радуга Dash.
Далее day, Mr. Cake set Pinkie free, and she went to go see Applejack.
Pinkie Pie: You'll never guess what I saw last night.
Applejack: *In no mood for puzzles* I'm a busy pony, and I don't have time for your games.
Pinkie Pie: I saw a huge dragon! It was going to kill me.
Applejack: You've been in the sun for too long. There's no dragon here. *Walks away*
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса then told everypony about what Pinkie Pie told her.
Pinkie Pie: *Sitting on bench, and is very sad*
Rarity: *Walking by* Look out Pinkie, или the dragon might gobble Ты up! *Laughing*
Derpy & Snips: *Laughing at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Walking back to Sugarcube Corner* Maybe яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса is right. Maybe I did imagine it.
радуга Dash: *Taking dragon back to train station*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees dragon* Help! Save me!
радуга Dash: *Stops pushing dragon* Don't worry. It's just a decoration.
Pinkie Pie: Ты tricked me!
радуга Dash: Were Ты scared?
Pinkie Pie: Ja!
радуга Dash: I guess that makes us even.
Pinkie Pie couldn't help, but smile at her blue pegasus friend.
The End.
радуга Dash Saves The Day
It was a beautiful день in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.
One day, радуга Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.
Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that Ты would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until Ты get back.
радуга Dash: I won't let Ты down. *Flies to the quarry*
By the time she arrived, радуга Dash met an earth пони named Michael. He was not happy to meet радуга Dash
Michael: Oh, I've seen Ты around town before. What are Ты doing here?
радуга Dash: Princess Celestia sent me here to help.
Michael: Well we do need a pegasus, but a mare like Ты can't get the job done.
радуга Dash: That's not true. *Goes to start work*
Manager: *Hiding in a shadow, so Ты can't see what he looks like* Эй, kid, forget about Michael, he was once called Douchebag, but he somehow changed his identity.
радуга Dash: Isn't that illegal?
Manager: Not unless Ты pay the government. Listen, all I need Ты to do is fly towards part of the cliffs, and kick some rocks down. When they hit the ground, other ponies will collect them. You'll be staying with us for a few days, so we made a place for Ты to sleep. One of the workers will Показать Ты how to get there.
радуга Dash: Thanks a lot. *Flies up towards cliff*
The rocks weren't difficult to knock down. At the вверх of the cliff however, Michael was making plans to sabotage her work.
радуга Dash: *Kicks rock down to ground*
Worker: *Picks up rock, and puts it in wagon*
Worker 2: *Pulls wagon*
Worker: Thanks Dash. Keep up the good work.
радуга Dash: Ты got it.
Michael: *Has a big bucket of sand* Hehehehe! This will be great!! *Runs down cliff*
Nearby, was a swing. It was being held back by a rope, but Michael was going to shoot the rope in order to make the свинг, качели hit the bucket, and pour the sand on вверх of радуга Dash.
Michael: Nopony can see me. Hahaha! *Aiming gun at rope*
радуга Dash: *Kicks two rocks towards the ground at the same time*
Michael: *Shoots rope*
Worker: There's sand falling from the вверх of the cliff!
радуга Dash: What? *Looks at sand* Oh boy! *Gets hit by sand, and falls on ground, then gets stuck*
Michael: Hahaha! *Walks over to радуга Dash* What were Ты thinking? Just standing there, and letting the sand trap Ты like that? You're such a wimp.
радуга Dash: Ты caused that on purpose!
Michael: Ты can't get out, can you?
радуга Dash: No!
Michael: If Ты can't get out of that pile of sand, Ты probably don't have what it takes to pull a wagon with a heavy load. No wonder why mares get killed in favor of stallions.
радуга Dash: I don't believe you!
Later that night, радуга Dash was thinking about all the sexist things Michael сказал(-а) to her, and she was worried. Maybe he was right. What if all mares got killed in favor of stallions?
Далее morning, she was still feeling sad. Big Macintosh brought some яблоко cider for the workers.
Michael: Awesome, you're the best Big Mac.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Worker: Cider time!
радуга Dash: *Goes to get cider*
Michael: Not you! This is for stallions only.
радуга Dash: But I want some!
Michael: Too bad! *Drinks cider* Aw man. This is good.
Worker: *Drinks cider* You'r absolutely right. This is delicious.
Michael: I'm going to collect a lot of rocks for everypony now. *Runs to get started with his work, then falls on ground, and coughs* I don't feel so good!
Worker: *Coughing* Neither do I!
Big Macintosh: *Looks at cider* Oh no! This cider expired.
All the workers were not feeling well. The only ponies in the quarry that didn't drink the cider were радуга Dash, Big Macintosh, and the manager.
Manager: *Still hiding in shadow* Can any of Ты get some medicine to cure these ponies? The pharmacy is a mile away, and we need Code X vitamins to help everypony feel better.
Big Macintosh: I have to go back to Sweet Apples Acres. Later. *Runs away*
радуга Dash: I guess it's up to me.
Manager: Yeah. Don't let us down.
радуга Dash: I'll be back with the medicine. *Flies to pharmacy*
When she got there, she wasted no time asking for the medicine.
радуга Dash: I need all of your Code X vitamins. This is an emergency!
Doctor: I'll get it set for Ты quickly. That'll be 500 bits.
радуга Dash: *Pays doctor 500 bits*
радуга Dash was hitched up to four wagons, and they were loaded up with the Code X vitamins. All of the wagons were heavy. радуга Dash pulled as hard as she could. Her hooves slipped, so she tried to pull the wagons by flying.
радуга Dash: *Can't pull the wagons* I gotta get this to the quarry! I can't let anypony down! I, think, I, can! *Starts to pull the wagons* I'm doing it. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!
She continued saying those four words, and soon it was easy to get all the way to the quarry.
Meanwhile, at the quarry. Everypony was getting sicker, and sicker.
Michael: Uugh! I knew we couldn't trust that blue pegasus!
Worker: She'll be here. I know she will.
Worker 2: Ты shouldn't have been so mean to here Michael.
Michael: Shut up!
радуга Dash: *Arrives* Special delivery! Code X for everypony that is sick.
Worker: Ha! I knew it.
Michael: *Not happy*
радуга Dash: *Stops Далее to Michael, and is very tired. Much of her face is red from exhaustion, and some sweat is seen coming down from her head.*
Michael: *Stares at радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: And Ты thought I couldn't pull a heavy wagon. Well, I pulled four.
Michael: I don't believe you.
радуга Dash: I don't care. I made it here all by myself, and Ты thought I couldn't do it. No wonder why mares are better then stallions.
Celestia soon arrived with Pinkie Pie.
Celestia: Well done радуга Dash. Ты brought the medicine here, despite all the bad things Michael сказал(-а) about you.
радуга Dash: Thank Ты Princess.
Pinkie Pie: And now it's time for a party! *Shoots party пушка into sky*
The last few days working at the quarry wasn't so bad for радуга Dash. They threw a party for her, Michael got fired for good, and she became Друзья with everypony working there.
The End
