#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the Список anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what Ты gonna say.
You...

The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, Ты don't have to ремень, пояс, пояса it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music пони 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music пони 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music пони 1: серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун dun-
Music пони 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music пони 2: Take your time man.
Music пони 3: Yeah, relax.
Music пони 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then Ты start.
Music пони 1: Gee.
Music пони 2: So? What's the difference?...

Previously, папиллон, покрытый сосочками fought another prisoner who was attempting to attack Louis. When the fight ended, папиллон, покрытый сосочками spent twelve hours laying on a floor near the engine room. All four of his hooves were cuffed, and chained together, and he was on his stomach. At least he was still able to have his bread, and water.

By the time the guards set him free, the лодка got close to Devil's Island, the new prison camp that Papillon, and the other prisoners would go to.

Frank: There it is.
Johnny: Devil's Island.
Papillon: Is there anyway to escape?
Louis: Not that I know of.
Frank: There is a way to escape,...

Fast motion scene

Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on Ты guys, wait up.

At school.

Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*

I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme Письмо for the rest of my life.

Fantasy time!

Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy! *Reading...

Our cast for this skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the день Ты crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex:...

Mintsweet:Fire, it's time to get up!
Fireball: But, Mom...
Mintsweet:Fire...!
Fireball:Fine!
*close*
Fireball: Oh, yeah, Mom, where are we going?
Mintsweet:To Penny Copper All-Grades.
Fireball: What's Penny Copper All-Grades?
Mintsweet:It's a school that has all the grades.
Fireball: Even nineteenth grade?
Mintsweet:Fire, that's not a grade.
Fireball:*laughs*
*skid*
Mintsweet:Okay, Fire, have fun!
Fireball:Yeah, right.
*clop, clop, clop*
Icicle Drop:Hello.
Fireball:*pause* Hi...
Icicle Drop:I'm Icicle Drop.
Fireball: Yeah...
Icicle Drop: Your name is Icicle Drop too?
Fireball: No, it's just...
*silence*
Icicle Drop:...

Jeff, Proxy, and Juno left Ponyville in an airplane. It was designed by Juno to have three ponies sit in the cockpit.

Jeff: Proxy, what does Twilight want me to do for the first assignment?
Proxy: She says that you're supposed to kill a colonel in the пони Alliance.
Jeff: And who might this colonel be?
Proxy: Jack Williams. *Turns into Jack Williams* According to the пони Alliance Leader, Jack Williams was a very skilled пони when it came to fighting. He shot down fifty two enemy pilots, and destroyed five tanks.
Juno: You're going up against a war hero.
Proxy: *Still Jack Williams* Research...

Warning: I have put three spelling errors in here on purpose. If Ты can find all of them, Ты get one prop.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 43

Hindsight Is Not Always 20/20

July 13, 1955

It was 7:30 AM in Cheyenne. Everypony arrived for work half an час ago, except for Gordon....

Not long ago,like 20 years,was a pegasi stallion,named Scoot.His mane has in a strange form.In the school,the ponies called him alien.He didn't liked it.One day,on his class came'd a young mare,named Solar Heart.She was beautiful.In his inside,Scoot,loved her,but he didn't express it in the outside.She was popular,but she didn't want that little pegasi behind.She understood she loved him.She tried to express this to him,but he didn't listen.There was his mistake.The young mare,trying to understand that he didn't had the same feelings for her,she decided to leave him alone.And that was what...

Mocha фасоль, бин sat in the hospital bed, holding her young baby. Latte Dust came in and she handed him the youngster. He looked at her, smiling. A tear came to his eye. Nurse Redheart came in. "You may now choose a name for her, I can give Ты some time." She сказал(-а) as she closed the door on her way out. "We should call her....Coffee Creme." The father сказал(-а) as she handed her to the mother. Her mother smiled and said,"Coffee Creme, welcome to your new life."

Coffee Creme was drawing pictures on the таблица as a filly. Latte фасоль, бин came by and saw. "How nice, Coffee Creme! What is it?" She said. Coffee...

The Далее день at school..

Teacher: *blows whistle* I want three laps around the field! Now!
Trixie: Ehem. Ms. Day?
Teacher: What Trixie?
Trixie: I can't gallop today.
Teacher: *raises eyebrow* And why is that Ms. Lulamoon?
Trixie: Well, Ты see, I twisted my hoof.
Teacher: Very well then. There's a bench across the gym.
Trixie: Thank you.
Teacher: *nods*
Trixie: *walks away*

CC: I can't believe she did that.
SF: What a liar.
Teacher: Three laps! *blows whistle*
CC: *runs*
SF: *runs*
ST: *runs*

The whole class was now running as fast as they could. Trixie smirked as she looked at the school's clock. Her horn...

Hello guys! Today I will be talking about season 3.

Magical Mystery Cure: In the starting when Twilight Sparkle started singing, I thought it was fantastic. It was a good starting for the last episode. After she saw радуга Dash's cutie mark on Rarity, then сказал(-а) her line, Ты know what? There was no theme song. I didn't know why there wasn't a theme song. And at the song "What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me", Vinyl Scratch was with the background ponies. Probably the creators wanted to make the bronies happy. Then, a song that didn't even sound like MLP at all was on the episode. Twilight has a...

Pete was discussing his plan on how to get back at Gordon

Pete: What we need to do is hire a new unicorn, and get him to find out about what Gordon is up to.
Orion: Like a spy?
Pete: Yup.
Bartholomew: *teleports Далее to Pete*
Pete: This is our new worker, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. He's british, so don't make fun of him for that.
Coffee Creme: Uh, nopony makes fun of the british at all.
Pete: Ok then. Good luck *walks away*
Hawkeye: Hello Bartholo- lomr- mew
Bartholomew: *laughs* Ты don't have to call me by my full name. Bart will do nicely.
Hawkeye: Oh, hi Bart.
Bartholomew: Hello. I must say,...

(sorry for the delay, i've been on vacation)
We were back at....
Apple Jack: FIRE!
-cannons огонь яблоко pies and the pies hit the G3 ponies in their faces-
G3 радуга Dash: OH MY GOODNESS! THIS IS TERRIBLE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL MANE! MY BEAUTIFUL TAIL! -cries-
-G3 ponies are screaming-
Twilight Sparkle: огонь THE Шоколад RAIN!
-chocolate rain song comes on-
Rainbow Dash: BRING IN THE CLOUDS!!!!
-Pegasus ponies make Шоколад rain-
G3 радуга Dash: NOT MY MANE!!!
Pinkie Pie: -super big grin- YAY! -opens mouth-
G3 Pinkie PIe: -aims gun toward Pinkie Pie- i have Ты now.
Apple Bloom: -bites G3 Pinkie...

it was a bright and sunny день in equestria, the sky was blue the birds where singing. Nothing could go wrong thought tropical breeze as she stepped off her hammock.

Breeze walked over to her purple pet octopus, toopie, and started to wake him up. "TOOPIE!!" Yelled breeze. "GET UP!! Today is a special день remember?? We're going to Cantorlot for the weekend!"

Not noticing the mail by the counter, tropical breeze ran around the house searching for her pineapple suitcase. As soon as she found it, she grabbed her check Список and started to pack.
"Starbursts, check! Hoofpolish, check! Tickets for...

Just after Pipsqueak arrived at the courtyard of Canterlot замок after escaping the oxen group he was cooped up in, he started to get angry and Вопрос why all this bad luck had come his way. "Why can't I just help her without all this bad stuff coming my way?" he would usually say in anger. That was the most of his problems because Steve, the little Cerberus Mongrel, still had his sights set on the little colt. Hoping not to get caught, he hid in the bushes until the right time.

Pipsqueak was still angered over why he's unable to help Luna. "I wish I was big already!" he cried out in a very...

"What is friendship?",Idea Sparkler said. She was moving to Ponyville with her assistant, Chance, because she had to make Друзья and know the true meaning of friendship. She got off the carriage with Chance.

After she trotted in town, she went to her mom's библиотека and sat down on her chair. "Now I have to know what this 'friendship' means.", Idea Sparkler said. She got out a dictionary but found no meaning. She was looking through every book but never found nothing. Books, check. Notes, check. Pens, check. Dictionary, check, she thought. She didn't know what was missing.

Then, she was in the...

Princess Celestia came again and forgot to give them something. She had her box of seven elements. "I forgot to give Ты the elements. Peppermint,you get kindness,Sparkling Tide,you get loyalness,Score Heights,you get honesty,Azura Alor,you get Laughter,Shadow Blitz,you get fearless,Meari Otenbasan,you get helpful,and Cotton Swirls,you get love."Princess Celestia said. "But I thought the mane 6 can only get elements of harmony!"said Peppermint. "I understand,but everypony has been telling me that Ты ponies are all of the elements."said Princess Celestia. "Okay. Let's go get em!"said Cotton...

"Where are we?" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса asked. I had no idea, but as I looked around, I soon realized where we were. Then I saw an '81 Impala with a California License Plate. It also had a год on it, "Oh damnit." I say "What's wrong?" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса asked, "Where are we?" "San Francisco 1982." I tell her. We time traveled back 32 years, and soon we were greeted by a guy wearing a mask, carrying a brown bag. "Hey!" he shouts. As I hear him shout, I floor it. The burglar then tried to shoot me, but missed breaking the window of a Mercury behind me. After I escaped the burglar I tried to use Chaos Control, but...

Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were Ты going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were Ты to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have Ты done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did Ты do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is...