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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 episode 6

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told Ты that Ты should......
Spike:Oh,why the сено, сена don't Ты stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get Ты a mice hole,for Ты to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 2

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if Ты want,I can give Ты a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what Ты are passing!Do Ты have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as Ты want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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13th May.

Codename : Black Friday.

//: 21st SAS Squadron
-Commander Hooffman.
-Sergeant Tower
-Copral Nighthook
-Private First Class Workman.

Location : Equestrian Waters.

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SAS Leader - We are proceeding to check the ship.
Dan - Copy. Do what it takes to check it.
Baseplate - 21st This ship may contain nuclear reactors be advised.

Hooffman - Rodger. Alright Lads. Time to roll *goes onto ship*
Tower - This place stinks like fish.
Hooffman - Don't chit chat.
Tower - Aye sir.
Nighthook - I see someone on deck.
Workman - I don't like it mates.
Hooffman - Neither do I. *sets at doors* On Ты Night.
Nighthook...

Saten Twist Adventures: S3E5 PART 7

posted by Canada24

After Shining Armor finishes the Crystalling preparations and Cadance finishes addressing the public, Twilight and Pinkie Pie arrive with the baby to begin the ceremony. However, once the baby is separated from Pinkie, she starts to cry. Her booming wail causes the Crystal сердце to shatter into pieces.

Applejack: I'm guessin' that's gonna make it harder to do the Crystalling.

Twilight: It's worse than that. Without the Heart, the Crystal Empire's about to be buried under a mountain of ice and snow!

Saten: (checking on them) Are Ты friggin kidding me!?

Rarity: So... not only can we not take part...

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бабочка Effect - Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

-Fluttershy house-

Slash - *burst doors open and see Fluttershy hanging while somepony in лиса, фокс Mask is trying to kill RD with a knife*
Fox - Huh!
Slash - *pushes him off RD* You're Ok?
RD - Y-yeah.
Slash - *runs on вверх of the house with Fox* Stop here!
Fox - Well Well Well. The player has appears.
Slash - ... I found Ты *takes out knife*
Fox - Hm? Maybe Ты want to-
Slash - Ace I know it's you.
Fox - What the fu- how!
Slash - Ты always dissapierd before attack. Suddenly assuming alot of stuff. You're not that type of guy.
Ace - Ha... HAHAHAHAHAHA... Ahahahahahahahaha!!!! *takes mask off*
Slash - It's the...

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The Heist : Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dimitri - Ты may think how selfish and cold пони like me can have a daughter? Well before I leaded Mafia I had a good family without problems. Anyway Natasha - my daughter came from Russia to pay me a visit and she would be cool if not for kidnapping in front of airport. I want Ты guys to do anything Ты want just get her безопасно, сейф to my house.

FI - Heard the old guy. It's not slip'n'slide job. If they kill her it will be over with you. But we have a handicap. There appears to be a bank Далее doors so we gonna "rob" the bank while saving Natasha. Bank will be easy job. еще info when Ты get to...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 10 FIN

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
-_--_---

Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is дерево that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but дерево fall under force*...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 6 : The Crimson Dance part 1

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"I don't wanna die... I don't wanna live... I'll just drift between those two states... And I'll become death itself..."

Darkness - *stands up and holds on Thanathos shoulder*
Thanathos - Hm? Ты woke up fool.
Darkness - Please... Tell me... Truth...
Thanathos - What... Don't tell me... Don't say it...
Darkness - What I really am...
Thanathos - Ты don't want to know...
Darkness - Never mind... Even if I'm just an monster... I have Ponies to protect.
Thanathos - *turns around*
Darkness - I'm not alone anymore...
Thanathos - Idiot... *hugs him* Ты never was alone......

Gran Turismo Episode 5 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So Ты think Ты can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: Ты better believe it.
Toby: And Ты won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all by myself. You, Tim, and everypony will Любовь it.

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пони On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Далее to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
радуга Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

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Darkness Part 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Equestrians Ponies discovered new type of magic used in swordplay. Some Ponies would born with natural power of wielding a powerful magic that was connected with wepons called fragments. There are a lot of fragments - the most Rare are Fragment of Darkness and Fragment of Light. This power is used against demon ponies that was waken up from they sleep after finding this powerful magic. Till this день this magic is mastered in Canterlot Magic Academy. The story will follow one пони that met a lot of bad and good things on his way to become a hero.

Teacher - We will be having a new student today...

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Sweet яблоко Massicure spoof PART 1

posted by Canada24

This story may contain Black Comedy (the type of comedy Dead Rising uses).
So, be aware of that..

Guest staring..

Mary Sue - SeantheHedgehog.. I would give a picture at the end, but I sadly can't. I don't have a lap top,,

Big Mac was holding the crusaders hostage, but at one point had thoughts of guilt..
Scoot: (unfortunately ruining the guilt) So Big Mac... Dose your mother no your gay?
Big Mac: What!? No!
Crusaders: (all laughing) She dosen't know!
Big Mac: (getting annoyed) No.. I meant. No. I'm not gay.. Not.. No my mother Dosen't know I'm gay!
Sweetie Belle: No. It's cool.. радуга Dash is also...

On The Block Episode 7 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of Ты already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do Ты always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These Вопросы are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...

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Ditto returns, chapter 16

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

A familiar little оранжевый filly landed onto the grass.

"You okay?" радуга asked, as the colorful pegasus hovered from above.

Scootaloo noded, as she got up.

"Good.. Ты were really close that time" Dash сказал(-а) encouragingly.

Suddenly they heard cheering, and Spike was seen cheering on Scootaloo, but as if high on sugar.

"Sweetie. I'm glad Ты and him are still pals, but did Ты 'really' have to bring him?" Dash groaned.

"Coarse I did" Scootaloo сказал(-а) proudly.

Dash let out a big sigh, as Spike, though obviously not meaning to, was getting еще annoying than encouraging.

"Whatever....

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Ditto Returns.. Part 3

posted by Canada24

Several days has passed, and it was getting close to Nightmare Night.

Ditto, was still yet to be changed for the better.

But even he, was excited for Nightmare night.

Scootaloo, who is hinted as in ponyville, to actually have any real hope for Celestia's 'X student', wants him to help be apart of this years haunted house.

It didn't seem like it would be of help for the reforming, but the main six allowed it anyway.

"Well. At least there's something to actually look вперед to" Ditto said, still as grumpy as he was when he first arrived.

"Yes.. But first Ты have to help us prepare it, witch won't...

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My вверх Ten Cutie Marks

posted by KotokoAihara

This is my first Статья for this club and so I hope that Ты all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave Комментарии and become a Фан if Ты really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If Ты are unhappy with what I choose Ты can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my Статья или to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...

BLE Reviews - Mad Max Fury Road

posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning! This contains spoilers and swearing!)

Holy s**t this movie was awesome! Like A+++ awesome!

Now let me collect myself. This movie (so far) is best movie of 2015, trumping even Avengers: Age of Ultron.

I didn't expect this movie to actually do well, as not a lot of people are familiar with Mad Max as a series. The nice thing is that Ты don't need to know anything about Mad Max to watch this movie and enjoy it. Now let's talk plot.

Our story starts with some narration about oil and the demand for oil caused a nuclear war. Skip to present time, Max is being robbed and captured by pale men...

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My вверх 15 Best Songs of MLP (So far...)

posted by DandC4evacute

Hello, so as I promised, I would make my Список of my вверх 15 Избранное songs in MLP. I Любовь a good number of these songs, so I had to add some criteria. Mostly, that, the songs that are under 45 секунды long, don't count (Pinkie Pie's outbursts). And, unfortunately, none of the songs from Equestria Girls will be on this list, because I didn't think any of the songs are stand-out worthy. *prepares for flames* I will also post my Список of my вверх 5 WORST MLP songs as well. The Музыка is one of my Избранное things about this show, so this was SUPER hard to Список just 15. Don't get too mad if your favorite...

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How Derpy was born

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ты may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.

It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right Далее to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over by the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.

Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.

Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese...

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*SPOILERS* Season 3 Song Lyrics

posted by shadirby

This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail или will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My сердце is pure (her сердце is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this

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Холодное сердце fire: A Фан fic based on the Дисней animated movie Холодное сердце part 1

posted by jordy_dash

"Wake up brother! Wake up!" Luna сказал(-а) to her brother.
"Luna go asleep its early morning" огонь dash сказал(-а) to his sister
"Do Ты want to build a snowman?" Luna asked and огонь dash immediately jumped out of постель, кровати and they ran into the great hall of canterlot castle, огонь dash used his огонь snow( a magical element that is a non cold version of snow, first created by prince огонь dash) to fill the great hall, him and his sister started making snow men, and snow angels. They both laughed and played when the eldest came in and сказал(-а) with a laugh "why didn't Ты two invite me!?!" She ran and threw a snowball...