MLP Обои

Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays

We've kept our hoovies warm at home
Time off from work to play

But the Еда we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold

And even though i Любовь my boots
This fashion's getting old

The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, Ты see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up! Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring–
–Is here!
'Cause...

Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:



Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, Ты may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...

THE Далее MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a еще mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, Ты were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His Друзья were all there! What a wonderful surprise!...

Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise Ты won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.




PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

Cherry Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did Ты see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always...

Notes: My Little пони is owned by Hasbro and created by Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that Ты enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect Животные that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake сказал(-а) "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord сказал(-а) "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...

It's time to discuss the greatest film series ever. The My Little пони Equestria Girls has 4 films and it's time to review them all.

Equestria Girls review

Summary: пони Twilight Sparkle goes to the human dimension to get her princess crown. She becomes Друзья with human versions of her Друзья and they team up to stop Sunset Shimer.

Review: My Избранное Equestria Girls film. Twilight's my Избранное character and this film lets her shine. The jokes about her being a human are hilarious. Her Друзья work better in this film, because they hog less screen time. All of the characters are decent...

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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't Переместить out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...

2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and Ты as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with Ты after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...

Labiche was walking through a very busy train yard. No пони payed any attention to him.

Labiche: *Passes two German ponies carrying crates as he walks*
German пони 98: *Putting branches on an artillery gun as camouflage*
Labiche: *Ducks under the artillery gun, and continues walking*
German Officers: *Near Labiche, talking about something*
Officer 1: When will Ты be ready?
Officer 2: The train will be ready to leave tomorrow morning, by 9:15 Major.

Now they're talking about a different train, one that will depart Paris before Colonel Von Waldheim's art train.

Labiche: *Continues walking. He passes...

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Stranger: (role play, Ты can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a Драконы wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...