My Little пони Обои

The two spies went on until they reached the Космос ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: Ты already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...

1 год later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN Ты SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... Ты gonna buy сок for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...

Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have Ты two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout Ты screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire Оружие at Dan*
Dan: Wrong Переместить *grabs molotov*...

яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern пони working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...

Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't Ты tell me?
Sneak Peak: Ты were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: Ты know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can Ты check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are Ты Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised Ты have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? Показать yourself!
Hattan:...

At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....


Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: Эй, Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....


Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...

яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his секунда highest ranked пони to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...

яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса past the rest of the день with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole день with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she сказал(-а) goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back Главная to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...

It was a glorious день in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled by common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...

Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing by her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The пони in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...

(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls by MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West by applejackrocks, Peppermint by DisneyFan333, Score Heights by Quillabex, Sugar облако by misscrazel, and Cakey Cake by yours truly. I hope Ты all enjoy this.)

It was a great день in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. Ты see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some Друзья over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake Показать against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...

Everyone has stop movieng from scare
King of Shadow Ponies - Dan...
Alicorn - Me?
King of Shadow Ponies - Yes Dan Ты stupid like always hahaha... wait... what the fuck Ты do there
Dan - I here to defend Ты from destroying...
Twilight - Equestia
Dan - ... Equestria
King of Shadow Ponies - ummm... shit....
Dan - what little brother do I scare you
King of Shadow Ponies - no... Ты just... uh how to say... my family
Dan - WHEN Ты KILL ALL OF OUR FAMILY IT NOT STOP YOU!!!!
King of Shadow Ponies - oh damn it he remember
Dan - I know now all... mom ... dad... sister and little brother... AND YOU!
King of Shadow...

The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need еще ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have Ты surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the Единороги horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...

Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.

Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they сказал(-а) they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: Ты think? If you're lying I'll kill Ты myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No Ты won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told Ты to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck Ты hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to Ты like that.
Applejack: Ты didn't have...

Previously a fight started in Baltimare involving ponies against griffons.

Griffon bomber: blow up the cars!
other GB: *blows up car*
Sean: Damnit!
Shredder: At least MOST of us have a way to escape.
Rainbow Dash: Kill the griffons already! *kills griffons*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots grenade held by a GB*
Sean: Good work Pinkie.
Griffon 3416: *attacks радуга Dash, but gets her neck broken*
Rainbow Dash: That oughta teach Ты not to mess with me!
Canterlot soldier: They're retreating!
Sean: A few of them are heading into that barn.

So the eight ponies, and hedgehog check inside the barn.

Twilight Sparkle:...

The Далее день Con was informed that the ponies he killed were working for a scientist named Dr. Ani. He was on an island about 18 miles west of San Franciscolt, and it was guarded by an army of Alicorns. When Con got to San Fran via airplane a green stallion was waiting for him in a white '60 corvette. Once they left the airport the stallion driving the corvette would take Con to the docks. A red pegasus with a purple mane would wait for him on a sailboat. From there the pegasus would help Con kill Dr. Ani, but first Con had to leave the airport. As he got in the car he noticed a '61 continental...

(This contains my alicorn OC, Cakey Cake, as well as Disneyfan333's unicorn OC, Peppermint. Yes, Ты may ask why I ship Cakey Cake and Peppermint. No, Ты may not complain или give me BS. Enjoy.)

It was a beautiful день in the town of Trottingham, where Peppermint was making candies with круглый леденец in Gumdrop's Конфеты store, "Gumdrop Galore." The two were having a wonderful time together not only just by making candy, but just by hanging out together. But one day, Peppermint asked Gumdrop, "Don't Ты think that maybe I can try my peppermint tricks with another pony?" She explained that she thought...

The Далее Day, Stormy, Nikki, Azura, CS, and Pacifica had decided to go for a walk around ponyville. Azura looked kind of worried, actually she was very worried.

Nikki: Ты alright sugarcube?
Azura: no.....I haven't seen Score for a while.
CS: I'm sure she's fine. Maybe she just got the Chicken Pox.
Pacifica: If Ты want Darling, we can go check on her.
Azura: That'll be just great!
Stormy: So? What are we waiting for? Lets go!

So, the 5 little ponies ran straight to Score's house. They knocked, and there was no answer. They knocked again, but still no answer. After 8 knocks, Nikki got annoyed by waiting...