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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, Ты finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Рождество List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got еще important news.
Tom: Yes. In the Назад episode, we forgot...

CUPCAKES: 
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were еще writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest Крипипаста ever. 
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings.. 
Not only that, but the fact that Капкейки has some of the greastest Фан Видео and Фан sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know Ты spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...

"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small трещина, сплит in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...

In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to Присоединиться your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. Ты see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, или else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's еще like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good день to Ты ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't Ты a little too...