What is your Избранное funny saying?

Mine is: wakey wakey hands off snakey

family guy

meg:dad ur a smart feller

peter:and meg ur a fart smeller

mines;
stan:you killed kenny !
kyle:you bastardss !

или to quote "fear and loating in las vegas" ehehmem
raoul:WE CANT STOP HERE!!! this is bat country ..
or
police officer: u cant park here!
raoul: wellwhy not it seems like a reasonable spot. ( notice tht they r like in front of a casino LOL )

Mort: I killed a mirror.
Mort: And my душ door.
or
John Shooter: Thought Ты didn't smoke.
Mort: I took it up recently, for my health.
or
Juliet Stoker: Ты look pale.
Mort: Yeah, thank you.

( we were playing WoW ) my friend : Not everything that sparkles is lootable....

Me : so Ты cant loot edward cullen? Damn it i wanted some vamp fangs :/

or

( playing wow ) Me : When life gives Ты lemons, throw them at people and scream " TASTE THE FRICKING RAINBOW!!!! "

"What goes around comes around".

I live by it :)

I talked to MORONica today.

-Kat

"Teller of untruths your pants have combusted"