whats the funniest pick up line Ты know?

Hey,i saw Ты on Facebook and i was wondering if Ты wanted to go to myspace and play with my yahoo.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Baby Ты must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are Ты an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Can I even get a fake number?

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed Ты home, would Ты keep me?

Ты look like my секунда wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Do Ты believe in Любовь at first site, или should I walk past Ты again?

If Ты were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

I Остаться в живых my number, can I have yours?

Эй, baby. Розы are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Can i get your picture to prove to all my Друзья that Ангелы really do exist?

Are Ты a dementor? Because Ты just took my breath away! (harry potter joke)

Are Ты black? Because Ты just украл, палантин my heart! (racist joke)

its gotta be:

are those Космос pants? because your жопа, попка is outta this world! ;]

Are Ты a parking ticket? (What?) Ты got fine written all over you.

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

He: Ты look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have Ты been married? He: Twice.

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen Ты forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, Ты even changed your name!

Those made me laugh

The funniest one i've heard...

Эй, baby, do Ты have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

XD

Are Ты from Tenesse? cuz your the only 10 I see!

Baby, I'm a bad boy... but when i'm bad i'm good. wanna find out?

"way Эй, hey..." LOL