Болталка Questions. Funniest Ответы gets Благодарности :3

1) Hello!
Hi.
2) Ca va?
Huh?
3) Soooo...what are Ты doing tomorrow? :3
Living, hopefully.
4) What are Ты wearing?
Nunya beeswax.
5) To much info! DX
:P
6) this isn't a question?
Then what is it?
7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
"You're weird."
8) What's your Избранное song?
Carry On, Wayward Son (currently)
9) Who's the coolest person Ты know?
The snowman I built a couple years ago. He's dead now. :S
10) Are Ты a boy или girl?
I'll put it this way- if you're a girl, I'm not interested. If you're a boy, let me see a picture.
11) Have Ты ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
A what?
12) Ты thougfht I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
Don't know, just waited for the перфоратор, удар, пунш line.
13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
Poor little you.
14) I hate you!
Right back atcha, jerk.
15) I was just kidding!!!
I would hope so. *hugs*
16) I know Ты are but what am I?
That's up to you, ain't it?
17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
Are Ты a demon? Let me see your eyes. *grabs salt and iron* Oh, and I'll take my "*hugs*" back, too.
18) I'm not putting a Вопрос here! Got a problemwith it?!
Nope, especially after the last one.
19) Only one еще question...
Okay...
20) PSYCH! XD
Jerk.
21) Did I fool you?
Not really.
22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to Ты at school?
Didn't someone ask that Вопрос on its own on this spot before?
23) At a store?
I was a penny short once. Nothing else.
24) In bed?
WTF???
25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last Вопрос would be еще explicit...
Like, HELL no!
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Dammit, who sang that song again...?
27) Well that's alright becaudse I Любовь the way it hurts
That's your choice, bud. *mutters* Weirdo...
28) guess what song im listening to!
The one Ты just quoted?
29) Ok...serously...this Далее Вопрос is the last one! I SWEAR!
Yeah, sure it is.
30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
Let go, Ты lunatic! *runs away as fast as possible*

1) Hello!
How yoo do-in?
2) Ca va?
No, I don't speak...... Italian?
3) Soooo...what are Ты doing tomorrow? :3
Play your cards right, and I might just end up doing you.
4) What are Ты wearing?
Clothes. Sexy clothes.
5) To much info! DX
Hey, Ты asked.
6) this isn't a question?
This isn't an answer?
7) What's the best compliment you've ever received?
"You're a freak. Ты should be ashamed."
8) What's your Избранное song?
One with a melody.
9) Who's the coolest person Ты know?
That guy that lives in my freezer.
10) Are Ты a boy или girl?
I'm a robot. From the future. A future where everyone is genderless and we are reproduced through science.
11) Have Ты ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
Oh yeah. Ты know it. It was like an orgasm in my mouth.
12) Ты thought I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
I thought Ты were going to say... Ты know... bungee jumped off of a volcanic building in Hawaii? Yeah, because people say that all the time, Ты know?
13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
ORLY? Thirteen is a good number. Really it is. I like numbers that end in 3. Yeah. Those numbers are the best.
14) I hate you!
YES!!
15) I was just kidding!!!
WHAAAT?! OH NO SHE DI'N!
16) I know Ты are but what am I?
I know I am but what are you?
17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
No, it means that to be evil is to live.
18) I'm not putting a Вопрос here! Got a problem with it?!
Actually, Ты just Опубликовано one. At the very end. With the Вопрос mark. See it?
19) Only one еще question...
Naw... I don't believe it.
20) PSYCH! XD
OH REALLY?
21) Did I fool you?
Not really. No. I totally saw it coming. Really, I did. All I did was scroll down.
22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to Ты at school?
This one time, a bomb exploded right over head, and a bunch of Единороги and rainbows exploded with it, and they crashed down into the middle of my science room, and we rode them around the track. Good times.
23) At a store?
See above.
24) In bed?
I WOULD put down something really perverted but some little kid might read it.... so I just won't answer...
25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last Вопрос would be еще explicit...
Funny Ты should say that....
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
SHUT UP, RHIANNA, или I'LL THROW SOME GASOLINE ON YOU!
27) Well that's alright because I Любовь the way it hurts
That's what she said.
28) guess what song im listening to!
The alphabet song! The lyrics from the last two Вопросы are soooo from the alphabet song.
29) Ok...serously...this Далее Вопрос is the last one! I SWEAR!
I see no question! LIES!
30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
OSHIT! JOE! GRAB THE MACHINE GUN AND CALL THE ASYLUM! LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A RABID ONE!

1) Hello!
SUP!!

2) Ca va?
Oui?

3) Soooo...what are Ты doing tomorrow? :3
Going to the moon... или sleeping... hopefuly

4) What are Ты wearing?
cloths... why do Ты ask

5) To much info! DX
TMI... that is just so discusting!!

6) this isn't a question?
well then this can't be an answer...

7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
Ты are looking smokin hot today... или Ты sound like dark vator

8) What's your Избранное song?
The Climb... NOT

9) Who's the coolest person Ты know?
...MYSELF... или my best friend... hes like the boy version of me

10) Are Ты a boy или girl?
Both

11) Have Ты ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
Only in the country of ruffle

12) Ты thougfht I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
Well i did not thougfh but i did think...

13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
well 14 is not yours and not mine either... its bobs... Ты don't know Bob!!! he is the one standing in the corner

14) I hate you!
I Любовь Ты TOO!!!

15) I was just kidding!!!
Well I was not

16) I know Ты are but what am I?
Well i am a гуанако, лама, ламы so Ты must be a narwal
(If Ты don't know what a narwal is it is the unicorn of the sea)

17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
No it means Evil to be live... duh

18) I'm not putting a Вопрос here! Got a problemwith it?!
NO!!! I DON'T!!! But bob in the corner does!!!

19) Only one еще question...
Well go on then

20) PSYCH! XD
PHYCH WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

21) Did I fool you?
No but Ты did fool Bob

22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to Ты at school?
Bob сказал(-а) that he loved me and then I сказал(-а) well santa loves you... he got SCHOOLED

23) At a store?
In the door

24) In bed?
Eatin lead

25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last Вопрос would be еще explicit...
It is...

26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
No... because i am burning with you... Эминем set us on fire

27) Well that's alright becaudse I Любовь the way it hurts
Really because bob hates it... hes here too

28) guess what song im listening to!
The narwal song... because that is what Ты are

29) Ok...serously...this Далее Вопрос is the last one! I SWEAR!
Never swear because if Ты break it... and evil (Live) raindeer will find Ты at night and shoot Ты with his lazer light eyes and Ты will turn into a Конфеты cane

30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.T
I won't but Bob might

Does this Вопрос Understand the Вопрос that im saying at Ты right now или no? >,>

1. Hey, how's it going?
2. What did Ты call me? xD
3. IDK, what are Ты doing?
4. Your fave женское нижнее белье, нижнее белье, трусы xDD
5. hey, well there yours so....
6. which one? xD
7. "You're gorgeous" (I'm not good at replying to compliments;I blush, huge scene)
8. Wow! Too many to name ie; I don't have just 1
9. Easy......Me. >:3
10. *looks down* Last time I checked I have natural boobs on my chest
11. nope, r they any good?
12. whatever followed the dots in the sentence xD
13. Did Ты know that 1 and 3 = B?
14. Sounds fun. :)
15. How do I know that? hm? hm?!
16. a person who's asking me 30 questions
17. no.....*thinks about that 1 for a while*
18. Did Ты know that 'Got a problem with it?' IS a question?
19. What is it?
20. I like that Показать ^.^
21. Nah, nice try though.
22. I ripped my pants in front of the entire school....funny.
23. Someone caught me dancing like a Sim in the cereal aisle.
24. I *censored*
25. HA! Tricked ya!
26. Holy shit you're on fire?! I can't see...you're on the other of the the computer in a whole nother city/state/country/continent.
27. ...Sounds like Ты need to see a psychiatrist.
28. Some kind of pop song (guessing since half the country is into it now-a-days)
29. Alrighty, I gotta say...I'm a little sad to see Ты leave.
30. Whoa! Gth off me!...I mean were cool but that's a little much..now If Ты don't mind?...TTYL!!
(hahaha, I сказал(-а) 'L')

1) Hello!
Wuz up doooog? Ты goin to the final round yo!
2) Ca va?
California vacations rock, yeah.
3) Soooo...what are Ты doing tomorrow? :3
Church.... in CANADA!
4) What are Ты wearing?
Stalker.
5) To much info! DX
Suck it up.
6) this isn't a question?
LIAR. NO. Ты CAN"T PULL THAT OFF. YOUR NOT HIM.
7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
"Your totally awesome."
8) What's your Избранное song?
In Любовь With the 80s by Relient K. или to go with the humor aspect...
May the Horse Be With You.
9) Who's the coolest person Ты know?
Me.
10) Are Ты a boy или girl?
Imma Hufflepuff.
11) Have Ты ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
I believe not.
12) Ты thought I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
No I did not think Ты were going to say "WHAT" in the last question.
13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
I found out today that 21 is mine.
14) I hate you!
Suck it up.
15) I was just kidding!!!
Suck it up.
16) I know Ты are but what am I?
Not as cool as me.
17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
No, but living backwords is.. ...gnivil.
18) I'm not putting a Вопрос here! Got a problemwith it?!
No, but I have a problem with it.
19) Only one еще question...
Why don't Ты save us the time and post it here?
20) PSYCH! XD
That's a good show.
21) Did I fool you?
I saw some fool's Золото today.
22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to Ты at school?
Oh God... Ты don't want to know all the jokes...
23) At a store?
I found out they sold Еда at the grocery store.
24) In bed?
I fell asleep.
25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last Вопрос would be еще explicit...
Your almost as smart as Grawp.
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Yes. Because it is fun to watch marshmellows in the fire.
27) Well that's alright becaudse I Любовь the way it hurts
I Любовь the way Ты taste after your done hurting.
28) guess what song im listening to!
I'd rather not.
29) Ok...serously...this Далее Вопрос is the last one! I SWEAR!
Once again, just post it here, and save us the money.
30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
Suck. It. Up.

What?

1.)Hell-o? Is that Jell-o from Hell?
2.)Who Ha?
3.)PUPPIES~! >w<
4.)COOKIES~! >:U
5.)You were robbed?
6.)It's a question?
7.)"Wuzz up, cookie pants." <3
8.)Too many songs to choose from!!! D<
9.)My Cat. C:
10.)I'm a Kitty MooCow
11.)No, but I've eaten a cookie. :D
12.)I thought Ты were going to ask, "Have Ты ever sang "Barbie Girl" while dancing the Cha Cha Slide. Ты pervert.
13.)Pickle is my Избранное number. :3
14.)I hate you. >.>'
15.)I wasn't. :3
16.)Who are you?
17.)No, it means Evil is the way of life. u_u
18.)YES, Ты MOTHER TRUCKER!! D<
21.)What was the question? Pudding? o.O'
22.)*sees a bird fly by* Oooo, look at the pretty donkey~~~ :D
23.)No, I'm at a zoo. Look at all the grocery items! :D
24.)With Soul.. |3 Wait, what? o///O'
25.)Me ...too? :P
26.)What? I'm burning?!? :O
27.)You sick bastard..
28.)Me burning? OoO
29.)Swear, what?
30.)Leave where? o3o

1) Hello!
1-Umm hi?

2) Ca va?

2- Yeah what u сказал(-а) :P

3) Soooo...what are Ты doing tomorrow? :3
3-ummmm Idk! I might just sit around.. Trying to avoid u...

4) What are Ты wearing?
*screams* CRREEEEPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

5) To much info! DX
So its to much information tht ur a creep? Well its ur life choice, so thts not my fault! :P

6) this isn't a question?
Thank u for informing me Captain Obvious!

7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
umm U r the sweetest person I've ever met :)

8) What's your Избранное song?
.... Why do u wanna know?? *nervously looks around*

9) Who's the coolest person Ты know?
My bestest friend Alli, oh and Brendan xD

10) Are Ты a boy или girl?
R U A STALKER???

11) Have Ты ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
A what?? Ok.. thats it.. I officially name u a freak!


12) Ты thougfht I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
ummmmm k then...

13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
Why r u telling me this?? but.. umm... 13 is a cool number...

14) I hate you!
*GASP!* What?? Why?? *sob*

15) I was just kidding!!!
:) Yay! I am now a happy person!

16) I know Ты are but what am I?
I dont think I have a say in tht....

17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
YESS!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! ^^

18) I'm not putting a Вопрос here! Got a problemwith it?!
YEAH I DO! U GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT??!!!!

19) Only one еще question...
LIEZZ!!!!

20) PSYCH! XD
Told ya:P

21) Did I fool you?
No... That was sorta pathetic...

22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to Ты at school?
ummm ur being a creep again! :P

23) At a store?
NOYBYC!

24) In bed?
Woahhh.. Dude.. umm.. I dont think thats any of ur business! LOLZ jk.. notthinnggg

25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last Вопрос would be еще explicit...
.... creep.....
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
umm yeah... What else is there to do?

27) Well that's alright becaudse I Любовь the way it hurts
Well thats good! cuz I called the огонь station, but they have decided not to save anyone today!

28) guess what song im listening to!
Любовь The Way Ты Lie- Рианна and Eminem! Imma Музыка junky!

29) Ok...serously...this Далее Вопрос is the last one! I SWEAR!
.... I'm sure if I can believe u....

30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
CREEPER! CREEPER! GET OFF OF MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams and runs to Mexico and changes name to Consuela* xD

Ahhh too...much...words!!

1) Hiya!
2) Say whaaa?
3) I don't know
4) Pajamas :)
5) Confusedness :)))
6) No this isn't a Вопрос :)))
7) Ты have a beautiful voice
8) Зачарованная by Taylor Swift
9) My Друзья are all inspiring to me
10) I am a female
11) Maybe it depends on what the heck a truffle is.
12) Ummm...
13) NO WAY MINE TOO!
14) Ты do??? :(((
15) WOOOHOOOOOOO PARTAY!
16) Ты are... A CHEESEDOODLE!
17) Nope i think... to live is to be a cheerful little elf
18) Yes yes I do
19) Finally :) jk
20) LIAR!
21) NO
22) I farted in Math class :)
23) At a store... Idk. Oh I spazzed when Justin Bieber came on cuz I despise tht kid to pieces.
24) My cat almost suffocated me
25)OMG WTHeck?
26)Mhm cuz I like to watch people BUUUURN
27)Awww suddenly burning Ты isn't so fun
28)Love the way Ты lie
29) Are Ты sure или are Ты lying again?
30) Awww dont worry I'll be back :)))

1. hi
2. what? i dont speak what ever that langauge is
3. going to the torture chamber a.k.a school
4. i choose to skip this one.
5. and this one.
6. its got a ? by it doesnt it? its a question.
7. that charlie the unicorn сказал(-а) he would nevr bite my finger
8. in the end and mine
9. lord voldemort
10. both
11. nadda
12. nothing but that. i can read 2 things at once
13 me to!
14 i hate Ты to!
15 sorry Ты cant take it back now
16 a garbage man
17 yes. iknow cause i am a death eater.
18 no i dont. why are Ты so mean!?
19. nuh uh. Ты hav 11 more
20 jerk
21. no i can read 2 places at once
22.i fell asleep
23. nothin
24.i fell out of the постель, кровати in sleep
25 then your stupid
26 no. im going home.
27 then your crazy
28 a song. haha i win!
29 it is i know.
30 sorry gotta go. nice meeting you.