ok there are a few... 1. A dyslexic robber runs into a bank and screams "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!" 2.What are Ты going to do for a face when that бабуин, павиан asks for its жопа, попка back??! 3. Иисус loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. and finally... 4. Любовь at first sight is a sign of 2 much 2 drink.
I was waiting for the bus driver with some other friends. There was also an alcoholic who's sitting Далее to us, also waiting for the bus driver we thought. After a while we asked the guy if he might know where the driver is. He сказал(-а) to us that he would come if he's ready and we agreed with him. Then the guy put his bottle пиво to his lips, drank the last shoot and stepped into the bus. He was our driver ...
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Shit o.o please tell me Ты didn't get into the bus xD
My friend got a 69 on her math test. She got all exited and jumped around the room shoving her score in people's faces. Hopefully, Ты get why... Oh, and "Have Ты ever gotten so mad that Ты bit off someone's chin?" AND today, we were watching a 10 минута news program, and Paula Deen appeared on it, and everyone in the class (including myself) was shouting "BUTTER! BUTTER!".
My friend told me a story about how she was at the airport and saw an Amish couple. Her five год old brother pointed at them and screamed, "LOOK! There's PILGRIMS!"
How about funniest/stupidest things I've said, I've been ditsy this week (no not being conceited, my mind is blank for others). -Why is there a priest here? (I сказал(-а) this at mass) -*looking through my picture files* Man, he's hot...wait a минута I hate that character *shrugs* still hot. -I just got completely Остаться в живых and disoriented, after drinking this, I should sue*holds up "brain boosting" energy drink* (oh and this was at a Scholastic Bowl meet)
