what is the weirdest Вопрос u asked someone, или someone asked u?

"Are Ты magical?" Yeah, don't ask, it's a long story.

I asked someone "why is a raven like a Письмо desk"

Do u Любовь печенье еще than me? LOL I told my friend that

Let's see, I've been asked...
"How did Elmo come to be?"
"Does God have dimples?"
"Why are Ты wearing pants?!"

"Do Ты ever feel like a plastic bag?"

Are Ты Mr. Da Silva? (I'm clearly a girl, had long hair, make-up and I was wearing PINK)

Can he speak Brazilian или only Portuguese? (the same woman, to my fiancé)

Hehehehehe did he just say me "two"? (again the same girl and fyi he сказал(-а) me "too" just cause Ты can't speak English doesn't mean he can't)


Yes the agency of work in Germany REALLY needs better workers.

to me "Tristan, are Ты a vampire?"
answer:yes
and from me "Do Ты think that book was writen by a monkey too?"
answer:sometimes

"Whats your bra size?" Yeah, i dont even know why i was asked that. O__o

I cant really put it up... Its kinda nasty and some 10yr old will freakout if i post it.

Where's the murder victim's arm? (okay, I admit this was in a dream I had but it's the first I can think of) how the person I was speaking to responded was "I don't know." while holding the severed arm.