I got something to tell you!

Hey. I'm here to tell Ты that a new style is coming up! There are a few things I must tell you.
Planking is not cool anymore! What's better is spanking. With a leather belt! Ты can spank your friends, especially when their planking! Never use a buckle, that's just wrong. But remember, instead of planking, Ты should probably do some spanking! Here is a link from an awesome dude named thecomputernerd01 that will teach Ты how to spank instead of plank: link
P.S. If Ты don't know what planking is, planking is laying straight out. But don't do it.