In Soveit Russia.....

In Soviet Russia-

KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL

//Hit in the back of the head with a pipe.

And this children, is why we don't tell jokes about mother Russia.

-J-

In Soviet Russia...

Wii plays you!

Movie watches you!

Keyboard types "u"!

Doritos eat you!

People make jokes about YOUR country!

Chickens eat you.

In America, Ты can always find a good party.
In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!

...Pants wear you!
Mother Russia becomes one with you!
Window looks through you!
Ты stereotype Hetalia!
Countries live in you!
Sex have you!
Ты rape France
Birth give you!
Book reads you!
Language speaks you!
Country visits you!
водка drinks you!
Dictionary looks up you!

KOLKOLKOL.

That is all.

In Soviet Russia, tutus wear you!

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ABOUT YOU!


WALDO FINDS YOU!

In Soviet Russia-*killed by Russia*

Soviet Russia makes jokes about YOU.

In Soviet Russia...the pipe gets hit in the back of the head with Ты if Ты tell a ''In Soviet Russia" joke(though I can't see how that's any better)

The банан slips on YOU!

In America, Ты watch tv while sitting on your диван, мягкий уголок eating a hambuger...

...in sovient russia...

.....hambuger eats Ты while being sat on by a диван, мягкий уголок and being watched by tv da? ^J^

I was born in Soviet Russia -.-

Road forks Ты (Family Guy)


I don't like these jokes really!

In Soviet Russia, God is a bullet that bleeds vodka.




/shot by those who don't get it.

I- I don't want to! *scared Russia will find me*

Mudkip Lieks U.