Post the most epic quote you've ever heard

Sweet dreams. See Ты in hell. -Ange

Anything men can do, women can do better, plus in heels. -First read it from one of my Друзья here on Fanpop <3

"What? I don't need to wear a вверх on the beach. Let me guess, Ты think I'm a girl, right? Well, I'm a perfectly normal guy." -Hideyoshi Kinoshita(Baka and Test)

"WHO ARE Ты CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE пляж, пляжный BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL HE SINKS INTO THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING или WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATHE THE OXYGEN ATOMS THROUGH THE WATER?!?!?!" -Edward Elric(FMA)

"I'll turn Ты all into fish!" -Edward Elric(FMA)

"LUCKY ME~!*jabs knee into Ed's stomach, causing him to cough up blood*" -Envy(FMA)

"Hey, Japan! Want to see my butt?" -Italy(Hetalia)

"VODKAAAAA~!" -Russia(Hetalia)

"Yo ho ho! Tra la la!" -Japan and Switzerland(Hetalia)

"No rikey." -Japan(Hetalia)

"Deep down in my chest... There's a pain..."
"...So Ты have gas?" -Amu Hinamori and Ikuto Tsukiyomi(Shugo Chara!)

"My Друзья say that Ты and Yuji seem really cool!"
"Really? Ты should keep those Друзья around."
"They're also pretty sure that you're the donut to his banana."
"...You should lose those friends." -Himeji and Akihisa(Baka and Test)

"Oh, great, what is it? Another Jew?" -Germany(Hetalia)

"He's probably mass-producing white flags as we speak!" -Austria(Hetalia)

"*scary voice* Say that again!" -Lord Death(Soul Eater)

"You're Актёрское искусство like we have nothing to do but fight these aliens! We're taking time out of our busy schedules to do this, Ты know!*licks shoe and hisses*" -Ichigo Momomiya(Tokyo Mew Mew)

"Symmetry is key. Everything must be aesthetically pleasing. That's why I hold the two of Ты as twin pistols. When I do, I'm balanced on both the right and the left. But it's imperfect because your human forms are so different. Your hair and heights, for example.*grabs one of each girls's boobs* EVEN YOUR BOOBS ARE DIFFERENT SIZES!!!" -Death the Kid(Soul Eater)

...there are many more, though.

:3

If we had happy endings we would b living under gravstones by now - Rosalie Hale

"I'll tell Ты what; shove your Список up your butt! Because Рождество time is killing us!"

"But can't Ты see that what Ты do, is a dream come true? Can't Ты see that every smile makes it all worth while?

"No! Screw you! It's all but through; theres to much to do! All those dreams are nightmares, and blank icy stares!"

~ Santa to Stewie, Stewie to Santa, and Santa to Stewie

Lol...Yes, this is from the family Guy x-mas special! XD I don't know why, but, out of all the lyrics, that was my Избранное back and fourth of the whole song! And, since it is the season, let me post the song to Показать Ты all why I picked lyrics from it!