can u make me laugh?

Maybe

Wanna know how much I Любовь you? Do Ты really want to know how much I Любовь you?! Well, I Любовь Ты еще than:
-The Japanese loves tentacle porn
-The African American Любовь fried chicken and Kool-Aid
-The Irishman loves beer
-The Mexican loves lots of kids and car-packing
-The Italian loves pastaaaaa
-The German loves saurkrauts and clogs
-The Indian loves his unibrow
-The Egyptian loves his cat
-The Scotsman loves his sheep
-The Canadian loves his hockey and pancakes
AND
-The American that loves his hamburger and shotgun


Now enough chit-chat, and let us dance to these stereotypes!

I'll try my best.

:D

This will either make Ты laugh или creep Ты out. :D

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies."
"Ok."
"Welcome to the dark side, are Ты surprised that we lied about the cookies?"
"No, not really."

LOOK AT THIS :PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Im going bleach here

idk how to make Ты laugh but if Ты want to try out a baby before Ты buy it.....

I'm not sure. It's kind of like leading a horse to a drink, but Ты can't make it water. XD

x)

;d

It's in spanish but here's the concept: Кошки on the internet vs real cats

Kid: Dad, can I go to a 50 Cent concert?
Dad: Sure, there's $1.00 on my bureau. Take your sister.

No.

Well...I geuss I'll use the most Последнее lunchtime conversation....
Tounge twisters: Chris's Cracked Watch...Shoot Six Shots.
(Think Hetalia) If Ты went to Germany...would Ты taste the finest sausages there?
aaannd....Don't forget gaurd your flanks...you do not want to leave yourself vulnerable to an attack from behind....
(I know...my Друзья can be...eh.)