Once upon a time, there was a _______ named _______. He/she/it was very _______ but a bit _______. Of course, the _______ was that he/she/it was the _________. One day, he/she/it ________ and it was ________. But then, ______________________. The end.

Once upon a time, there was a dancing seahorse named Bellatrix. She was very freaking awesome but a bit special. Of course, the big, evil, scary problem was that she was the last of her supercalfraglisticexpiladocious kind. One day, she met Lust the starfish and it was like so totally fabulous. But then, Regina the shark-clownfish thing came and tried to kidnap Lust, it didn't work so all three of them had an undersea bonfire and roasted kelpmellows! The end.

Patrick Version:

Once upon a time, there was a BARNACLE named THE UGLY BARNACLE. He/she/it was very UGLY but a bit REPULSIVE. Of course, the BARNACLE was that he/she/it was the UGLY. One day, he/she/it WENT OUTSIDE and it was UGLY. But then, EVERYBODY DIED. The end.

Troll
Bob
Trollface
Forever alone
Cantaloupe
Nana cat
Built a mall
Epically epic
сказал(-а) no was allowed in and became a troll
(imagine acordingly) yes there Ты go xDx

What the hell? Sure I'll do it...


Once upon a time, there was a __hair dryer__ named __Patsy___. she was very __Dry_ but a bit __wet___. Of course, the __Problem___ was that she was the ___hair dryer of a guy named Ben ___. One day, she ___broke_____ and it was ___horrible because Ben couldn't fix her_____. But then, _____she met a Unicorn named Octavia and flew to Australia where they lived happily ever after__________. The end.

Once upon a time, there was a бекон, бэкон named bacon. It was very бекон, бэкон but a bit bacon. Of course, the бекон, бэкон was that it was the bacon. One day, it бекон, бэкон and it was bacon. But then, бекон, бэкон бекон, бэкон bacon. The end.

*mumbles and crosses arms* HMPH!



Once upon a time, there was a гуанако, лама, ламы named Pancakes. She was very sweet but a bit odd Of course, the problem was that she was the great cook . One day,she made ужин for her and her Друзья and it was awesome. But then, none of her Друзья showed up. The end.





and my other story was about me and keith having secks and crap, логово, ден i buys a preggers test, and discover i'm preggers. yup.







DDDDx

No pervy answers?

Once upon a time, there was a person named Person 1. He was very perverted but a bit sexy. Of course, the thing was that he was the target for a perverted, sexy girl names Person 2. One day, he had sex with her and it was amazing. But then, everything became perverted. The end.

Fuck da police.

Once upon a time, there was a Steve named Steve. He/she/it was very Steve but a bit Steve. Of course, the Steve was that he/she/it was the Steve. One day, he/she/it Steve and it was Steve. But then, Steve. The end.

Once upon a time there was a POTATO named STEVE.He was very ANNOYING but a bit LESS ANNOYING THAN KAGAMI. Of course, the PROBLEM was that he felt it was the TIME FOR HIM TO DIE. One day, he WAS EATEN BY RUSSIA and it was DELICIOUS. But then, HE TURNED INTO A POTATO GHOST.

RIP Steve, He was a good potato. XD

Once upon a time, there was a guy name Light. He was very popular, but a bit clinically insane. Of course, the reason was that he was the legendary killer, Kira. One day, he managed to trick the Shinigami Rem into Письмо down L's real name and killing the detective and it was a dark день for everyone but Light. But then, Mastuda had one moment of awesomeness and killed the super creepy criminal named Light, and they all lived happily ever after. The end.

Once upon a time there was a window named Winny. It was very lonely but a bit happy. Of course, the problem was that it was the window in the least used room. One day, it shattered just to get attention, and it was satisfied. But then, if realized it couldn't put itself back together. The end.


Wow, that's a sad story. I didn't mean to make it sad...

Once upon a time, there a hot prince named Draco. He was very hot but a bit evil. Of course, the thing was that he was the only one who could slay the terrible dragon known as Ron the Stupid. So one день Draco was riding on his hippogriff when something awful approached him and it was Ron the Stupid and it sliced Draco's hot face and he was terribly injured. But then, his princess, Kelsey, got angry "YOU STUPID DRAGON!! Ты SCRATCHED HIS F***ING SEXY FACE AND NOW IT'LL HAVE A SCAR!!! I WILL MAKE Ты EAT THIS SWORD!!!" she yelled and jumped on the dragon and stabbed it multiple times in the throat, eye, and head and all that was lft of the dragon was a pile of its blood and Kelsey and Draco got married. The end.


IT SUCH A HAPPY STORY!!

Once upon a time there was a goat named Mars. She was very lazy but a bit cooperative. Of course, the fact that she was the Prime Minister of Goatland made her like that. One day, she fell in a hole and it was dark in there, so she mooed like a cow. But then, a nice лиса, фокс came and helped her out, and then the лиса, фокс ate her. The end.