WHERE SHARING A постель, кровати TONIGHT *wink*

My cousins are not creepy like that but, if one of them did say that I'd say, "Bitch please, you'll be on the floor. I'll be on the постель, кровати alone." Then I'd go to sleep clutching my taser and aluminum bat~

I would do this: "points at pic"

And then I would say: FUCK NO!

... O_O

Um, EEEWWW. I'd say "no we're not." and run away.

Oh look where'd this frying pan come from?

If he's saying that with this kinda look on his face. RUN THE FUCK FOR IT!!!!

I would stare at them and say you're on the damn air mattress или the floor I get the bed.

Where? Does that mean the постель, кровати is missing? Hmm. I think Ты mean we're sharing a постель, кровати tonight *wink*

Well considering my cousin is like 10, she wouldn't do that, but I would be like no thanks, theres a диван, мягкий уголок in my room. или there's another постель, кровати in the middle room.k bye.

Cousin: We're sharing a постель, кровати tonight. *lays in bed*
Me: Pshh *kicks on floor*

All of my cousins are in there 30s.

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There's the door, would Ты like to use it alone или do Ты want help? *smiles innocently*
And stay out of my room, freak!

All of my cousins are minors except for me, and Ты would have the remaining 5 секунды to find the door if I were you.

My oldest cousin is only 8, I'm sure he's never gonna say me that.

Pull this face 0_0
then back away as fast as Ты can.